I’m just glad someone else is following this

Just admit you want to drink nacho cheese. Calling it "queso" doesn't make it any more sophisticated than it is... and the desire to drink it is something that lies outside the realm of God's light.
I'm not passing judgment. Embrace the darkness. Or if it makes you feel better: Abraza la sombra.

Tbh I have no role in those determinations

My latest for @rollingstone.com, about the non-starter peace plan in which the U.S. once again punts, instead of working toward a meaningful solution to the bloody war in Ukraine. uk.news.yahoo.com/trump-ukrain...

Why would you leave your prints on the murder weapon, when you can get someone else to carry out the act

Don’t be ridiculous, obviously deployment of fractional troops will be accomplished by rotating a single soldier in and out of Al-Assad on tours of decreasing duration until he’s just on the ground for a few minutes every couple of days.

Hence my outrunning them

Cut to Pete Hegseth, crying bitterly at his desk as he takes another shot

[laughs in light infantry battalion with indirect fire and air support]

Skeleton face with the voice of James Earl Jones probably seemed a bit too derivative at that point

(Just trying to think of what I would discuss after calling all of the nation’s top military leaders together)

shit I was actually hoping you were gonna help me brainstorm new grifts