Ch_Eng Mk.2024
@madam-im-adam78.bsky.social
South West UK/Monaco. Tinkering, Fettling and Pottering on the water.
Tell your dog that I said hi.
Tell your dog that I said hi.
I'm not much of a philatelist, but that's an impressive array of stamps.
February 6, 2026 at 2:37 PM
I'm not much of a philatelist, but that's an impressive array of stamps.
Today, I'm a little bit delicate, but it's given me an idea. A pair of real feel breasts with a suction cup back, that can be stuck to the wall, and you can rest your head against when hungover.
Hangover breasts.
Hangover breasts.
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February 5, 2026 at 1:02 PM
Today, I'm a little bit delicate, but it's given me an idea. A pair of real feel breasts with a suction cup back, that can be stuck to the wall, and you can rest your head against when hungover.
Hangover breasts.
Hangover breasts.
One of the more interesting handovers. I'm not even the greatest fan of red wine.
February 4, 2026 at 6:34 PM
One of the more interesting handovers. I'm not even the greatest fan of red wine.
May you sleep as soundly each night, as my dog does whilst napping.
January 30, 2026 at 8:00 PM
May you sleep as soundly each night, as my dog does whilst napping.
January in a single video! Must be time to return to the Mediterranean.
January 27, 2026 at 9:48 AM
January in a single video! Must be time to return to the Mediterranean.
Your 1st date, and they turn up in a car with personalised plates **69** They're leaving alone, right?
January 25, 2026 at 7:18 PM
Your 1st date, and they turn up in a car with personalised plates **69** They're leaving alone, right?
What's the appropriate amount of time following a friend's divorce completion, to be able to tell them that the constant talk about their ex, and the divorce is boring.
Surely anything after a year of this, is fair game.
Surely anything after a year of this, is fair game.
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January 24, 2026 at 9:22 AM
What's the appropriate amount of time following a friend's divorce completion, to be able to tell them that the constant talk about their ex, and the divorce is boring.
Surely anything after a year of this, is fair game.
Surely anything after a year of this, is fair game.
Johnny's Spicy Rings, who knew?
January 22, 2026 at 9:20 PM
Johnny's Spicy Rings, who knew?
Well today, the Chief Engineer I work opposite retired after 16 years in post, I'm no longer the Little Chief, but the Big Chief. 😱
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January 21, 2026 at 6:23 PM
Well today, the Chief Engineer I work opposite retired after 16 years in post, I'm no longer the Little Chief, but the Big Chief. 😱
My social media adverts have become very specific.
January 20, 2026 at 10:50 AM
My social media adverts have become very specific.
Just drove past the following sign. "Alpacas For Sale"
Had the dog not been in the boot, I reckon I would have parted with cash.
Had the dog not been in the boot, I reckon I would have parted with cash.
January 17, 2026 at 11:48 AM
Just drove past the following sign. "Alpacas For Sale"
Had the dog not been in the boot, I reckon I would have parted with cash.
Had the dog not been in the boot, I reckon I would have parted with cash.
Saturday Night....
Chopping vegetables to freeze them, before they need to be binned or composted.
This is not how life was meant to be.
Chopping vegetables to freeze them, before they need to be binned or composted.
This is not how life was meant to be.
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January 10, 2026 at 8:47 PM
Saturday Night....
Chopping vegetables to freeze them, before they need to be binned or composted.
This is not how life was meant to be.
Chopping vegetables to freeze them, before they need to be binned or composted.
This is not how life was meant to be.
A face only his mother could love.
January 2, 2026 at 8:56 PM
A face only his mother could love.
Just bought the original Jean Paul Gautier aftershave at the airport, and I'm not remotely ashamed of myself. Sod 2026, I'm channeling 1996.
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January 1, 2026 at 9:49 AM
Just bought the original Jean Paul Gautier aftershave at the airport, and I'm not remotely ashamed of myself. Sod 2026, I'm channeling 1996.
Happy New Year All! I can't complain about 2025. Personally, it didn't suck too much. hoping for an equally moderately sucky 2026.
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January 1, 2026 at 6:49 AM
Happy New Year All! I can't complain about 2025. Personally, it didn't suck too much. hoping for an equally moderately sucky 2026.
Our Philipino crew eat 6 meals a day, 3 of which they must have rice with.
Now it turns out that on special occasions in the Philippines, they don't have rice, they have pasta, spaghetti Bolognese, carbonara etc. I've worked with Phillipinos for 20+ years and never knew this.
Now it turns out that on special occasions in the Philippines, they don't have rice, they have pasta, spaghetti Bolognese, carbonara etc. I've worked with Phillipinos for 20+ years and never knew this.
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December 31, 2025 at 8:37 AM
Our Philipino crew eat 6 meals a day, 3 of which they must have rice with.
Now it turns out that on special occasions in the Philippines, they don't have rice, they have pasta, spaghetti Bolognese, carbonara etc. I've worked with Phillipinos for 20+ years and never knew this.
Now it turns out that on special occasions in the Philippines, they don't have rice, they have pasta, spaghetti Bolognese, carbonara etc. I've worked with Phillipinos for 20+ years and never knew this.
in a bar last night, some very drunk dude was offering rides in his Ferrari and even offered me the keys to take it for a spin myself. Kindly declined.
December 31, 2025 at 8:20 AM
in a bar last night, some very drunk dude was offering rides in his Ferrari and even offered me the keys to take it for a spin myself. Kindly declined.
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A little message from me that might help anybody who finds this time of year a little tough.
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To Those Who Struggle At This Time Of Year
There is always hope
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December 24, 2025 at 3:46 PM
A little message from me that might help anybody who finds this time of year a little tough.
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My Christmas Day vibe.
December 25, 2025 at 7:47 AM
My Christmas Day vibe.
Oh Cadburys Heroes what have you done. I've had 23 mini chocolates from my Advent Calendar this month. Today, I woke with excitement, the final door. What would await me? What really is the Heroes Hero, a Fudge, a Dairy Milk, a sweet, golden centred crunchie? No...
This is most disappointing.
This is most disappointing.
December 24, 2025 at 6:24 AM
Oh Cadburys Heroes what have you done. I've had 23 mini chocolates from my Advent Calendar this month. Today, I woke with excitement, the final door. What would await me? What really is the Heroes Hero, a Fudge, a Dairy Milk, a sweet, golden centred crunchie? No...
This is most disappointing.
This is most disappointing.
Giving yourself 364 days to find out if someone has been naughty, or nice, plan the presents, make the presents, and wrap the presents, then only one day to deliver the presents seems to me like Santa is one of those over promoted project managers. He needs some courses.
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December 14, 2025 at 2:42 PM
Giving yourself 364 days to find out if someone has been naughty, or nice, plan the presents, make the presents, and wrap the presents, then only one day to deliver the presents seems to me like Santa is one of those over promoted project managers. He needs some courses.
This is worrying, I fall asleep the moment I sit in the seat of an aircraft (I'd make a useless pilot,) the moment the dentists chair reclines, and the moment I start having my haircut.
Could a drug for narcolepsy change the world? | Zoe Williams
Could a drug for narcolepsy change the world? | Zoe Williams
There are apparently breakthroughs on the way for those with sleep disorders – which sent me down a rabbit hole of research, writes Zoe Williams
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December 9, 2025 at 12:53 PM
This is worrying, I fall asleep the moment I sit in the seat of an aircraft (I'd make a useless pilot,) the moment the dentists chair reclines, and the moment I start having my haircut.
Just thinking about the fact that there are 2 #f1 teams today between then with 3 sets of merchandise for every member of the team, each with a different world champion. @tedkravitz.bsky.social
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December 7, 2025 at 10:50 AM
Just thinking about the fact that there are 2 #f1 teams today between then with 3 sets of merchandise for every member of the team, each with a different world champion. @tedkravitz.bsky.social
If you're going to learn to drive, why not do it in a Porsche? Only in Monaco.
December 7, 2025 at 8:30 AM
If you're going to learn to drive, why not do it in a Porsche? Only in Monaco.
Out running at 0430. What fresh hell is this?
December 1, 2025 at 4:57 AM
Out running at 0430. What fresh hell is this?