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SKELETONS enjoyer @madamebleach.bsky.social · 3h

nothing warms a girl's heart like seeing the yankees lose <3

SKELETONS enjoyer @madamebleach.bsky.social · 1d

i should be able to send a henchman to work my shift so i can get some damn SLEEP

SKELETONS enjoyer @madamebleach.bsky.social · 2d

i don' t give a shit

Bluesky @bsky.app · 2d

we hit 2 billion posts today! 🥳

SKELETONS enjoyer @madamebleach.bsky.social · 2d

back in the 90s the government designated january as National Fuck Like Rabbits Month

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SKELETONS enjoyer @madamebleach.bsky.social · 3d

honey bunches of fucking oats YESSSS

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SKELETONS enjoyer @madamebleach.bsky.social · 6d

getting flung 100 years into the future and seeing my own posts in a museum like the doctor who van gogh episode

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SKELETONS enjoyer @madamebleach.bsky.social · 6d

i like banjo-kazooie and have been cited by several magazines as having perfect taste in everything. there! now it's settled forever

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SKELETONS enjoyer @madamebleach.bsky.social · 6d

dude this place is INSANE the hibachi chef is doing animation cancels

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SKELETONS enjoyer @madamebleach.bsky.social · 15d

the revolution will not be televised but it will be free on tubi

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SKELETONS enjoyer @madamebleach.bsky.social · 17d

every day i get spit-roasted by two beautiful women and their names are Caffeine and Aspartame

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SKELETONS enjoyer @madamebleach.bsky.social · 19d

spunky from rocko's modern life is like the most accurate portrayal of a dog in any television show or movie because the bulk of his character is just trying to eat things he isn't supposed to eat

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Mr. Chau @srirachachau.bsky.social · 21d

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SKELETONS enjoyer @madamebleach.bsky.social · 22d

you know how they've had cartoon characters on hot ones a couple times? they should do that for the criterion closet

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SKELETONS enjoyer @madamebleach.bsky.social · 23d

$70 for the mario galaxy games and they didn't even add in bouncy bastard galaxy fuck all the way off

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SKELETONS enjoyer @madamebleach.bsky.social · 26d

jeeeeesus for 70 bucks they better make Mr. Gay playable

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SKELETONS enjoyer @madamebleach.bsky.social · 27d

...aaaaaanyway now that all that's over let's get back to talking about how cute i am

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SKELETONS enjoyer @madamebleach.bsky.social · Sep 8

penn & teller's shithead basketball is $2 on steam right now btw, if any of you somehow haven't gotten to play it yet

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SKELETONS enjoyer @madamebleach.bsky.social · Sep 8

hey, c'mon, your honor, i was just joshin' ya

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SKELETONS enjoyer @madamebleach.bsky.social · Sep 7

i need to jump headfirst into some glass furniture NOW

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SKELETONS enjoyer @madamebleach.bsky.social · Sep 6

most and least attractive instrument to play

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SKELETONS enjoyer @madamebleach.bsky.social · Sep 5

our nation is focked beyond belief

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SKELETONS enjoyer @madamebleach.bsky.social · Sep 5

don't worry... You are Always VALID to Me :D

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SKELETONS enjoyer @madamebleach.bsky.social · Sep 2

ooooh, sorry sweetie! "working class solidarity" is a luxury only reserved for workers who DON'T forget the honey mustard with my order :)

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SKELETONS enjoyer @madamebleach.bsky.social · Aug 31

i had a dream i was late for work and when i woke up i was late for work in real life. waow

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SKELETONS enjoyer @madamebleach.bsky.social · Aug 29

can't believe you were actually a right-wing troll the entire time.... how could you

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