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madaram.bsky.social
The Last Matthew on the Left
@madaram.bsky.social
4.4K followers 1.4K following 13K posts
Your least favourite faggot’s least favourite faggot. Horror slut, music slut, slut slut. Liverpool. He/Him. 🏳️‍⚧️ 🍉
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The Last Matthew on the Left @madaram.bsky.social · 11h
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The Last Matthew on the Left @madaram.bsky.social · 18h
I have a date on Friday. I used to date a bunch and it wasn’t a big deal at all and now I feel incredibly anxious about it. Why is that?
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The Last Matthew on the Left @madaram.bsky.social · 18h
Either or
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The Last Matthew on the Left @madaram.bsky.social · 19h
When it does come back and kills everyone the gays will rule the world
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The Last Matthew on the Left @madaram.bsky.social · 19h
Best hope smallpox doesn’t make a comeback then 🤞🏻
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The Last Matthew on the Left @madaram.bsky.social · 19h
Mine was very uncomfortable for days and unsightly for weeks
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The Last Matthew on the Left @madaram.bsky.social · 23h
The MPox one was the worst
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The Last Matthew on the Left @madaram.bsky.social · 1d
It’s only about 40% effective. Better than nowt tho.
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The Last Matthew on the Left @madaram.bsky.social · 1d
Agreed
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The Last Matthew on the Left @madaram.bsky.social · 1d
I really hope someone else picks it up
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The Last Matthew on the Left @madaram.bsky.social · 1d
The Great North is officially cancelled. What is even the point anymore? 💔
An image of the great north, the Tobin family sitting in a flexing fir tree with a moose underneath them
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The Last Matthew on the Left @madaram.bsky.social · 1d
😒
‘The one nobody likes’
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The Last Matthew on the Left @madaram.bsky.social · 1d
I think I used to use that colour on my head
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The Last Matthew on the Left @madaram.bsky.social · 1d
It’s a very natural dye job
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The Last Matthew on the Left @madaram.bsky.social · 1d
Aye my dad was laid up, but I seem to be fine.
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The Last Matthew on the Left @madaram.bsky.social · 1d
Went and got my Covid and flu shots and then went to the clinic to get my prep and doxypep and *very nearly* got the gonorrhoea vaccine but decided my body could only take so much abuse in one day.
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The Last Matthew on the Left @madaram.bsky.social · 2d
I’m opting for the latest model for longevity. Once burnt twice shy etc.
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The Last Matthew on the Left @madaram.bsky.social · 2d
It is due for me but I’m just not quite where I’d like to be financially to be thinking about laying out another £400/500 on top of the £1300 I already have.
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The Last Matthew on the Left @madaram.bsky.social · 2d
Sadly this logic is working on me
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The Last Matthew on the Left @madaram.bsky.social · 2d
Agreed
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The Last Matthew on the Left @madaram.bsky.social · 2d
Nipples crossed
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The Last Matthew on the Left @madaram.bsky.social · 2d
What’s wrong with Wigan?
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The Last Matthew on the Left @madaram.bsky.social · 2d
You name your kid Myra then
madaram.bsky.social
The Last Matthew on the Left @madaram.bsky.social · 2d
Exactly the same concerns to be honest. I know they can grow out, but many don’t. I think I might just roll the dice.
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The Last Matthew on the Left @madaram.bsky.social · 2d
Maybe they should rename it the Adolf out of respect for Hindley
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