Matthew
@madaram.bsky.social
Your least favourite faggot’s least favourite faggot. Horror slut, music slut, slut slut. Liverpool. He/Him. 🏳️⚧️ 🍉
I fucking hate people who flake on me. I hate it even more when they do it with no fucking notice when my time off right now is so fucking limited. If you don’t think you’re able to keep to our plans then don’t fucking make them.
November 25, 2025 at 5:36 PM
I fucking hate people who flake on me. I hate it even more when they do it with no fucking notice when my time off right now is so fucking limited. If you don’t think you’re able to keep to our plans then don’t fucking make them.
I can literally see my breath in my house
November 24, 2025 at 7:12 PM
I can literally see my breath in my house
Just got home to a letter from HMRC saying they owe me £837. 🎉
November 24, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Just got home to a letter from HMRC saying they owe me £837. 🎉
Managed my first 8km. Could easily have done 10k but time wasn’t on my side.
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November 24, 2025 at 8:23 AM
Managed my first 8km. Could easily have done 10k but time wasn’t on my side.
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strava.app.link/PmWn1QWgyYb
I think it’s quite gratuitous to walk around with children. Nobody wants to hear about my weekend in the sauna, so why do I need evidence you’re throwing it up each other raw?
November 23, 2025 at 5:58 PM
I think it’s quite gratuitous to walk around with children. Nobody wants to hear about my weekend in the sauna, so why do I need evidence you’re throwing it up each other raw?
So I’m basically working 6 days a week from now through to Christmas because my job is a joke.
November 23, 2025 at 8:23 AM
So I’m basically working 6 days a week from now through to Christmas because my job is a joke.
Really crapped out on the gym this week because it’s been so cold and wet. I spent this morning reworking my gym plan down to three days so I can begin to focus on my half marathon training plan and stop setting the bar so high that I disappoint myself.
November 23, 2025 at 7:49 AM
Really crapped out on the gym this week because it’s been so cold and wet. I spent this morning reworking my gym plan down to three days so I can begin to focus on my half marathon training plan and stop setting the bar so high that I disappoint myself.
Repost with your four favourite thirst traps.
November 22, 2025 at 5:47 AM
Repost with your four favourite thirst traps.
We received an advent calendar in our delivery today at work and when I followed up they told me it was ‘for the team’. That’s right guys, our Christmas gift is they sent us one advent calendar between 10 people.
November 21, 2025 at 10:04 PM
We received an advent calendar in our delivery today at work and when I followed up they told me it was ‘for the team’. That’s right guys, our Christmas gift is they sent us one advent calendar between 10 people.
I bought the expensive running stuff for my birthday and now the whole site is 30% off for Black Friday. 🤨
November 21, 2025 at 9:46 PM
I bought the expensive running stuff for my birthday and now the whole site is 30% off for Black Friday. 🤨
A third date with no sex should be a criminal offence
November 20, 2025 at 10:55 PM
A third date with no sex should be a criminal offence
Tried to take a sultry steamy mirror selfie but my mirror had other ideas
November 20, 2025 at 10:09 AM
Tried to take a sultry steamy mirror selfie but my mirror had other ideas
Good morning from me and my new life partner (my electric blanket)
November 20, 2025 at 8:11 AM
Good morning from me and my new life partner (my electric blanket)
Me trying to be sexy right now:
Them: ‘you won’t need the electric blanket, I can think of something else we can do to stay warm’
Me: ‘I bet. I might leave the electric blanket on though’
Them: ‘you won’t need the electric blanket, I can think of something else we can do to stay warm’
Me: ‘I bet. I might leave the electric blanket on though’
November 19, 2025 at 10:57 PM
Me trying to be sexy right now:
Them: ‘you won’t need the electric blanket, I can think of something else we can do to stay warm’
Me: ‘I bet. I might leave the electric blanket on though’
Them: ‘you won’t need the electric blanket, I can think of something else we can do to stay warm’
Me: ‘I bet. I might leave the electric blanket on though’
It’s so cold I might die
November 19, 2025 at 4:59 PM
It’s so cold I might die
Something about me is if I listen to music that is too good at the gym I do end up lip syncing
November 18, 2025 at 10:34 AM
Something about me is if I listen to music that is too good at the gym I do end up lip syncing
My friend just sent me a Grindr screenshot and my immediate response was ‘you have distance set to feet?’
November 16, 2025 at 1:19 PM
My friend just sent me a Grindr screenshot and my immediate response was ‘you have distance set to feet?’
And then you go and spoil it all by saying something stupid like ‘I’m a Leo’
November 16, 2025 at 12:16 PM
And then you go and spoil it all by saying something stupid like ‘I’m a Leo’
Also this man 😮💨
November 15, 2025 at 6:11 PM
Also this man 😮💨
Zack Polanski just liked my post. Stop digging, Zack, you’ve already hit oil. You’ve got my vote.
November 15, 2025 at 5:45 PM
Zack Polanski just liked my post. Stop digging, Zack, you’ve already hit oil. You’ve got my vote.
So I’m not often sad about not being in a relationship really, but I really love giving presents, and spoiling a person on their birthday or Christmas etc. I keep a list all year and it gives me so much joy.
I guess I just need to buy more stuff for myself.
I guess I just need to buy more stuff for myself.
November 15, 2025 at 5:38 PM
So I’m not often sad about not being in a relationship really, but I really love giving presents, and spoiling a person on their birthday or Christmas etc. I keep a list all year and it gives me so much joy.
I guess I just need to buy more stuff for myself.
I guess I just need to buy more stuff for myself.
This man 🫠
Had to actually wear underwear today cause it wouldn't stop leaking again this morning 🫠
November 15, 2025 at 3:57 PM
This man 🫠
I’m not sure I had Deborah Meaden coming out in favour of Zack Polanski on my 2025 bingo card, but honestly I’m very here for it.
November 15, 2025 at 1:58 PM
I’m not sure I had Deborah Meaden coming out in favour of Zack Polanski on my 2025 bingo card, but honestly I’m very here for it.