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It’s real. The news broke today. Marble chairs for you and me and everynobody, but most importantly, a windfall for whoever is going to fabricate 4800 pairs of armrests.
December 27, 2025 at 2:50 AM
It’s real. The news broke today. Marble chairs for you and me and everynobody, but most importantly, a windfall for whoever is going to fabricate 4800 pairs of armrests.
If you want to break grok, use the AI photo edit feature in Twitter to make pornography of Elon Musk.
December 25, 2025 at 9:24 AM
If you want to break grok, use the AI photo edit feature in Twitter to make pornography of Elon Musk.
The mountain is the mouldering pile of money that is left of Berkshire Hathaway and Omaha Steaks. Some mistake it for a volcano due to the fires caused by exothermic reactions with decomposing bodies buried deep beneath the Buffet’s Billionaire’s Necropolis.
December 25, 2025 at 12:51 AM
The mountain is the mouldering pile of money that is left of Berkshire Hathaway and Omaha Steaks. Some mistake it for a volcano due to the fires caused by exothermic reactions with decomposing bodies buried deep beneath the Buffet’s Billionaire’s Necropolis.
Don we may our gay apparel (sneakers),
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December 25, 2025 at 12:25 AM
Don we may our gay apparel (sneakers),
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If you count the recent HBO show Succession as a sitcom they do an episode where they hunt for pigs and moles.
December 24, 2025 at 5:34 AM
If you count the recent HBO show Succession as a sitcom they do an episode where they hunt for pigs and moles.
This is just Issac Asimov’s Multivac computer. Even their ambitions are unoriginal and recycled.
December 23, 2025 at 5:26 PM
This is just Issac Asimov’s Multivac computer. Even their ambitions are unoriginal and recycled.
Guy leaning in towards the fireplace trying to warm his hands? After chopping firewood in the freezing cold for some time.
December 23, 2025 at 5:18 PM
Guy leaning in towards the fireplace trying to warm his hands? After chopping firewood in the freezing cold for some time.
You don’t have to make it realistic. The tiger stripes could be five giant black bars across the back and arms. The cheetah spots could be a fill tool pattern. Have some fun. Live a little. Buy another doughnut.
December 21, 2025 at 3:27 PM
You don’t have to make it realistic. The tiger stripes could be five giant black bars across the back and arms. The cheetah spots could be a fill tool pattern. Have some fun. Live a little. Buy another doughnut.
The democrat candidate will say, "Let's go back to the system we had before Trump. Obama and Biden deported more people than Trump ever did more efficiently and with fewer federal officers. That's the kind of banal imperialism we should aspire to. That's what will make America great again."
December 21, 2025 at 3:28 AM
The democrat candidate will say, "Let's go back to the system we had before Trump. Obama and Biden deported more people than Trump ever did more efficiently and with fewer federal officers. That's the kind of banal imperialism we should aspire to. That's what will make America great again."
When I see this guy I keep thinking he is made from guava paste and cheese, or white chocolate and strawberries.
December 19, 2025 at 6:01 PM
When I see this guy I keep thinking he is made from guava paste and cheese, or white chocolate and strawberries.
Junior you have a future working for your country’s intelligence service, or terrorists. I won’t judge.
December 19, 2025 at 7:28 AM
Junior you have a future working for your country’s intelligence service, or terrorists. I won’t judge.
How about this: 10 years from now we make a reality TV show where we watch commandos capture the remainder of this government in Argentina. The following season is them being put on trial in the Hague.
December 18, 2025 at 7:17 PM
How about this: 10 years from now we make a reality TV show where we watch commandos capture the remainder of this government in Argentina. The following season is them being put on trial in the Hague.
Because we live in the timeline where the U.S. lost the Civil War.
December 18, 2025 at 7:08 PM
Because we live in the timeline where the U.S. lost the Civil War.
But only on Coupon Day!
December 17, 2025 at 9:05 AM
But only on Coupon Day!
Fun fact: their name was originally supposed to be Gorpo but was changed to Orko to make animating their clothing easier.
December 16, 2025 at 6:36 PM
Fun fact: their name was originally supposed to be Gorpo but was changed to Orko to make animating their clothing easier.
They are lazy. They don’t want to expand their minds or let become emotionally vulnerable, so they turn to retributive, apocalyptic violence—sex control to destroy autonomy, war to destroy society, conspiracy theories to destroy reality. No different from the grudges or cruelty of apes.
December 15, 2025 at 2:59 AM
They are lazy. They don’t want to expand their minds or let become emotionally vulnerable, so they turn to retributive, apocalyptic violence—sex control to destroy autonomy, war to destroy society, conspiracy theories to destroy reality. No different from the grudges or cruelty of apes.
Pray they’ll get turnt and start passing some around before shipping the rest to you
December 15, 2025 at 2:42 AM
Pray they’ll get turnt and start passing some around before shipping the rest to you
The new one is good. Josh does O‘Connor does amazing work. There’s a scene where he counsels a distraught person and it’s genuinely moving. Glenn Close of course is fun as ever.
December 14, 2025 at 5:49 PM
The new one is good. Josh does O‘Connor does amazing work. There’s a scene where he counsels a distraught person and it’s genuinely moving. Glenn Close of course is fun as ever.
I’ll take sex clubs over AI billboards in Time Square
December 13, 2025 at 3:15 AM
I’ll take sex clubs over AI billboards in Time Square
Maybe you are just hungry.
December 10, 2025 at 10:44 AM
Maybe you are just hungry.
These firms have a habit of rubbing the construction unions the wrong way and also take advantage of artists and other art studios to do the poorly planned dirty work.
December 7, 2025 at 6:04 AM
These firms have a habit of rubbing the construction unions the wrong way and also take advantage of artists and other art studios to do the poorly planned dirty work.