Madeline
@madduhlyn.bsky.social
Pasta enthusiast, stoop kid, probably a Marxist.
Ok the RHOSLC’s Greek trip is just kicking off so I hope this doesn’t come back to haunt me - but whoever’s idea it was to have all the women put in their orders before they get to the meal - BRILLIANT!
December 15, 2025 at 1:31 AM
Ok the RHOSLC’s Greek trip is just kicking off so I hope this doesn’t come back to haunt me - but whoever’s idea it was to have all the women put in their orders before they get to the meal - BRILLIANT!
Catching up on RHOSLC and I am the same level of petty as Heather Gay. Or rather, the level I would be if I could afford to be $6K+ levels of petty.
December 15, 2025 at 1:23 AM
Catching up on RHOSLC and I am the same level of petty as Heather Gay. Or rather, the level I would be if I could afford to be $6K+ levels of petty.
Ok I had to quit watching Secret Lives of Mormon Wives because it is literally breaking the 4th wall on all other reality tv shows - & I don’t want to support them with my eyeballs.
Crazy I know. But we all have to stand for something.
Crazy I know. But we all have to stand for something.
November 14, 2025 at 3:32 AM
Ok I had to quit watching Secret Lives of Mormon Wives because it is literally breaking the 4th wall on all other reality tv shows - & I don’t want to support them with my eyeballs.
Crazy I know. But we all have to stand for something.
Crazy I know. But we all have to stand for something.
On episode 4 of the newest season of the secret lives of Mormon wives & keep your New Yorker think pieces because this is the strongest case to support that the men are really not ok.
Reminding myself it is not my problem (except in the way we all are living in the consequences of this problem).
Reminding myself it is not my problem (except in the way we all are living in the consequences of this problem).
November 14, 2025 at 1:38 AM
On episode 4 of the newest season of the secret lives of Mormon wives & keep your New Yorker think pieces because this is the strongest case to support that the men are really not ok.
Reminding myself it is not my problem (except in the way we all are living in the consequences of this problem).
Reminding myself it is not my problem (except in the way we all are living in the consequences of this problem).
Just finished the love is blind reunion and it was confusing for me, emotionally. Then I realized that it was confusing because I may not have agreed with all the women but it will be a cold day in hell before I take a man’s side.
October 30, 2025 at 3:36 AM
Just finished the love is blind reunion and it was confusing for me, emotionally. Then I realized that it was confusing because I may not have agreed with all the women but it will be a cold day in hell before I take a man’s side.
LOVE IS BLIND SPOILER FOLLOWS
ME WATCHING KB & Edmond
ME WATCHING KB & Edmond
a woman laying in a hospital bed with her eyes closed and the words oh thank you god
ALT: a woman laying in a hospital bed with her eyes closed and the words oh thank you god
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October 23, 2025 at 2:43 AM
LOVE IS BLIND SPOILER FOLLOWS
ME WATCHING KB & Edmond
ME WATCHING KB & Edmond
Wedding number two on love is blind finale and if Edmond and KB get married I will rip this tv off the wall and throw it out the window.
I will also do that if Edmond is the one to say no. Because after all that man has put her through the fucking LEAST he could do is let her dump him.
I will also do that if Edmond is the one to say no. Because after all that man has put her through the fucking LEAST he could do is let her dump him.
October 23, 2025 at 2:28 AM
Wedding number two on love is blind finale and if Edmond and KB get married I will rip this tv off the wall and throw it out the window.
I will also do that if Edmond is the one to say no. Because after all that man has put her through the fucking LEAST he could do is let her dump him.
I will also do that if Edmond is the one to say no. Because after all that man has put her through the fucking LEAST he could do is let her dump him.
LOVE IS BLIND SPOILER FOLLOWS
glad they started off with the couple I cared least about - but while I didn’t care I would have been pissed if Anton had dumped her
glad they started off with the couple I cared least about - but while I didn’t care I would have been pissed if Anton had dumped her
October 23, 2025 at 2:19 AM
LOVE IS BLIND SPOILER FOLLOWS
glad they started off with the couple I cared least about - but while I didn’t care I would have been pissed if Anton had dumped her
glad they started off with the couple I cared least about - but while I didn’t care I would have been pissed if Anton had dumped her
Not even through the first wedding on love is blind and I nearly choked on a vegan gyro when that officiant said “you have spent the time getting to know”
Like excuse me? Does he know what show they are on?
Like excuse me? Does he know what show they are on?
October 23, 2025 at 2:14 AM
Not even through the first wedding on love is blind and I nearly choked on a vegan gyro when that officiant said “you have spent the time getting to know”
Like excuse me? Does he know what show they are on?
Like excuse me? Does he know what show they are on?
Watching the love is blind finale is STRESSFUL! Because I don’t feel like any of these people should be getting married - like are there ever actually couples you are rooting for?
Like I’m rooting for some of them to say no.
Like I’m rooting for some of them to say no.
October 23, 2025 at 2:00 AM
Watching the love is blind finale is STRESSFUL! Because I don’t feel like any of these people should be getting married - like are there ever actually couples you are rooting for?
Like I’m rooting for some of them to say no.
Like I’m rooting for some of them to say no.
Ok hear me out: we take love is blind and film it hunger games style.
To clarify not the forced mass murder part but the 24/7 live feed for four weeks part.
Because I need to be able to parachute in a drink to KB on that fucking mountain.
To clarify not the forced mass murder part but the 24/7 live feed for four weeks part.
Because I need to be able to parachute in a drink to KB on that fucking mountain.
October 16, 2025 at 1:33 AM
Ok hear me out: we take love is blind and film it hunger games style.
To clarify not the forced mass murder part but the 24/7 live feed for four weeks part.
Because I need to be able to parachute in a drink to KB on that fucking mountain.
To clarify not the forced mass murder part but the 24/7 live feed for four weeks part.
Because I need to be able to parachute in a drink to KB on that fucking mountain.
Watching love is blind and I feel like men who think they are straight should try out dating men - because I think a lot them would end up finding their person.
October 16, 2025 at 1:27 AM
Watching love is blind and I feel like men who think they are straight should try out dating men - because I think a lot them would end up finding their person.
Had a micro panic attack watching Joe on love is blind leave after his tux-because I was like “damn, I can relate” & then “damn, am I bad person?”
But then I remember I would never go on a show where the goal is to get married to a stranger in month & if I did I wouldn’t make it out of the pods.
But then I remember I would never go on a show where the goal is to get married to a stranger in month & if I did I wouldn’t make it out of the pods.
October 16, 2025 at 1:22 AM
Had a micro panic attack watching Joe on love is blind leave after his tux-because I was like “damn, I can relate” & then “damn, am I bad person?”
But then I remember I would never go on a show where the goal is to get married to a stranger in month & if I did I wouldn’t make it out of the pods.
But then I remember I would never go on a show where the goal is to get married to a stranger in month & if I did I wouldn’t make it out of the pods.
Watching Annie on love is blind packing up her clothes - and it’s all fucking beige.
I’m trying to think if I’ve seen her in any other color & I have no memories of her from the first 8 episodes - I remember her being there but visually got nothing - confident saying yes she only owns/wears beige.
I’m trying to think if I’ve seen her in any other color & I have no memories of her from the first 8 episodes - I remember her being there but visually got nothing - confident saying yes she only owns/wears beige.
October 16, 2025 at 12:43 AM
Watching Annie on love is blind packing up her clothes - and it’s all fucking beige.
I’m trying to think if I’ve seen her in any other color & I have no memories of her from the first 8 episodes - I remember her being there but visually got nothing - confident saying yes she only owns/wears beige.
I’m trying to think if I’ve seen her in any other color & I have no memories of her from the first 8 episodes - I remember her being there but visually got nothing - confident saying yes she only owns/wears beige.
I hate Anton on love is blind, and now I hate myself for what I’m about to say - but I really relate to the way he was eating that sandwich.
October 16, 2025 at 12:29 AM
I hate Anton on love is blind, and now I hate myself for what I’m about to say - but I really relate to the way he was eating that sandwich.
Honestly I think I always hate this point in love is blind because I am terrified that after a parade of red flags all of these people are actually going to marry one another.
October 16, 2025 at 12:23 AM
Honestly I think I always hate this point in love is blind because I am terrified that after a parade of red flags all of these people are actually going to marry one another.
Only six minutes into episode 9 of love is blind and I feel like I just lost six years of my life.
October 15, 2025 at 11:56 PM
Only six minutes into episode 9 of love is blind and I feel like I just lost six years of my life.
What is driving me crazy about love is blind is that these men are treating finding a wife the same way I treat going to the cherry creek mall on a Saturday to find a pair of black pants.
October 10, 2025 at 1:24 AM
What is driving me crazy about love is blind is that these men are treating finding a wife the same way I treat going to the cherry creek mall on a Saturday to find a pair of black pants.
The fact that so many red flags were flying in the latest three episodes of love is blind that I almost forgot that they started with Jordan blending up chicken breast, drinking it and then revealing he does that EVERY MORNING, is just another friendly reminder that we are indeed in the bad place.
October 9, 2025 at 3:44 AM
The fact that so many red flags were flying in the latest three episodes of love is blind that I almost forgot that they started with Jordan blending up chicken breast, drinking it and then revealing he does that EVERY MORNING, is just another friendly reminder that we are indeed in the bad place.
I think the women of love is blind deserve to compensated based on how much of a manchild their fiancé turns out to be.
For instance KB should have instantly gotten a $500K increase when they entered their new apartment and the first fucking thing Edmond did was climbed in a fucking cabinet.
For instance KB should have instantly gotten a $500K increase when they entered their new apartment and the first fucking thing Edmond did was climbed in a fucking cabinet.
October 9, 2025 at 2:39 AM
I think the women of love is blind deserve to compensated based on how much of a manchild their fiancé turns out to be.
For instance KB should have instantly gotten a $500K increase when they entered their new apartment and the first fucking thing Edmond did was climbed in a fucking cabinet.
For instance KB should have instantly gotten a $500K increase when they entered their new apartment and the first fucking thing Edmond did was climbed in a fucking cabinet.
Watching love is blind Denver and listen I hate Joe - but him being unable to look at the camera as he is being super messy talking shit about Nick is great.
Throw that man in with the housewives.
Throw that man in with the housewives.
October 9, 2025 at 2:34 AM
Watching love is blind Denver and listen I hate Joe - but him being unable to look at the camera as he is being super messy talking shit about Nick is great.
Throw that man in with the housewives.
Throw that man in with the housewives.
Seeing Anna hold Patrick accountable for proposing to Kacie is magnificent.
He can keep to pretending like he loved Kacie enough to propose. I get it, he is 100% bought into this self delusion but only because he is afraid if he admits that he will no
longer get sympathy for being dumped.
Twice
He can keep to pretending like he loved Kacie enough to propose. I get it, he is 100% bought into this self delusion but only because he is afraid if he admits that he will no
longer get sympathy for being dumped.
Twice
October 9, 2025 at 2:22 AM
Seeing Anna hold Patrick accountable for proposing to Kacie is magnificent.
He can keep to pretending like he loved Kacie enough to propose. I get it, he is 100% bought into this self delusion but only because he is afraid if he admits that he will no
longer get sympathy for being dumped.
Twice
He can keep to pretending like he loved Kacie enough to propose. I get it, he is 100% bought into this self delusion but only because he is afraid if he admits that he will no
longer get sympathy for being dumped.
Twice
Listening to Life of a Showgirl and I think I am healed
October 3, 2025 at 4:16 AM
Listening to Life of a Showgirl and I think I am healed
To Anna who ghosted on Love is Blind Denver:
a woman wearing a gold top and earrings is sitting in front of a blue background .
ALT: a woman wearing a gold top and earrings is sitting in front of a blue background .
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October 3, 2025 at 3:16 AM
To Anna who ghosted on Love is Blind Denver:
Love is Blind Denver theory/ calling my shot: Kacie & Patrick are soulless. They are empty shells, & they should be in a therapist office to learn how to form some sense of self outside of something else. &
So maybe they are actually perfect for each other.
So maybe they are actually perfect for each other.
October 3, 2025 at 3:15 AM
Love is Blind Denver theory/ calling my shot: Kacie & Patrick are soulless. They are empty shells, & they should be in a therapist office to learn how to form some sense of self outside of something else. &
So maybe they are actually perfect for each other.
So maybe they are actually perfect for each other.