Maddy Frogcatcher
@maddyfrogcatcher.bsky.social
playwright. librettist. proud member of Chat.
hosting a Christmas party tonight and planned my entire week around being able to bake for it today. this morning, I spent $80 on ingredients then came home, put everything in a bowl, and found out that my hand mixer is broken 💀
December 20, 2025 at 8:16 PM
hosting a Christmas party tonight and planned my entire week around being able to bake for it today. this morning, I spent $80 on ingredients then came home, put everything in a bowl, and found out that my hand mixer is broken 💀
The month of December is the nastiest skank bitch i have ever met. Do NOT trust her. She is a fugly slut!!
December 18, 2025 at 3:05 PM
The month of December is the nastiest skank bitch i have ever met. Do NOT trust her. She is a fugly slut!!
might fuck around and look for homes on zillow thinking it will motivate me to save money, while it will actually make me angry about the artificially-inflated housing market
December 10, 2025 at 7:30 PM
might fuck around and look for homes on zillow thinking it will motivate me to save money, while it will actually make me angry about the artificially-inflated housing market
the most wonderful time of the year?!?! Christmas?!?! When the 6 weeks a year that the ren faire is open is right there?!?!
December 2, 2025 at 6:10 PM
the most wonderful time of the year?!?! Christmas?!?! When the 6 weeks a year that the ren faire is open is right there?!?!
365 days in a year and I spent 28 of them watching HMJ just on twitch! this doesn't count VODs!
December 2, 2025 at 5:59 PM
365 days in a year and I spent 28 of them watching HMJ just on twitch! this doesn't count VODs!
ok so the other day I was with my husband's work friends and they were poking fun at people who were into vampires/werewolves,etc. and I was like "ok, but we've all seen the interview with a vampire TV show and been different afterwards, right?"
and girl, the SILENCE
and girl, the SILENCE
November 20, 2025 at 7:06 PM
ok so the other day I was with my husband's work friends and they were poking fun at people who were into vampires/werewolves,etc. and I was like "ok, but we've all seen the interview with a vampire TV show and been different afterwards, right?"
and girl, the SILENCE
and girl, the SILENCE
The Hotelier/Joyce Manor
Built to Spill
Joyce Manor/The Gaslight Anthem
The Mountain Goats
Hozier
Built to Spill
Joyce Manor/The Gaslight Anthem
The Mountain Goats
Hozier
Last 5 concerts I’ve seen:
Jonas Brothers
Fall Out Boy/Jimmy Eat World
Saint Motel
Jonas Brothers
Sure Sure
Jonas Brothers
Fall Out Boy/Jimmy Eat World
Saint Motel
Jonas Brothers
Sure Sure
introduce yourself with the last five concerts you've seen:
(if im including repeats)
jonas brothers
niall horan
red jumpsuit apparatus/3oh!3/boys like girls
nekrogoblikon/dragonforce/dethklok
jonas brothers
(without repeats, I literally couldn't tell you, I don't remember)
(if im including repeats)
jonas brothers
niall horan
red jumpsuit apparatus/3oh!3/boys like girls
nekrogoblikon/dragonforce/dethklok
jonas brothers
(without repeats, I literally couldn't tell you, I don't remember)
November 20, 2025 at 6:58 PM
The Hotelier/Joyce Manor
Built to Spill
Joyce Manor/The Gaslight Anthem
The Mountain Goats
Hozier
Built to Spill
Joyce Manor/The Gaslight Anthem
The Mountain Goats
Hozier
Finally back to work after a 43-day shutdown, and my boss took today and tomorrow off instead of coming back on a Thursday. lowkey love that for her
November 13, 2025 at 5:10 PM
Finally back to work after a 43-day shutdown, and my boss took today and tomorrow off instead of coming back on a Thursday. lowkey love that for her
Oh boy if NJ elects a republican governor tomorrow I am going to yell and then I am going to scream 🫠
November 4, 2025 at 5:57 AM
Oh boy if NJ elects a republican governor tomorrow I am going to yell and then I am going to scream 🫠
Chat...is she kinda....
November 1, 2025 at 8:58 PM
Chat...is she kinda....
I'm gonna re-watch Keeping Up Appearances and call my dad with a thorough review of every episode
(He has seen every episode several times)
(We have done this with other sitcoms)
(He has seen every episode several times)
(We have done this with other sitcoms)
October 31, 2025 at 1:24 AM
I'm gonna re-watch Keeping Up Appearances and call my dad with a thorough review of every episode
(He has seen every episode several times)
(We have done this with other sitcoms)
(He has seen every episode several times)
(We have done this with other sitcoms)
honeymoon trip to europe ending: we are so back :(
ready to be deeply online again: we are so back!!!
ready to be deeply online again: we are so back!!!
October 26, 2025 at 11:52 PM
honeymoon trip to europe ending: we are so back :(
ready to be deeply online again: we are so back!!!
ready to be deeply online again: we are so back!!!
That's Mr. and Mrs. Frogcatcher to you!!!
October 26, 2025 at 11:43 PM
That's Mr. and Mrs. Frogcatcher to you!!!
!husband reveal
October 26, 2025 at 11:42 PM
!husband reveal
She's just a girl
October 25, 2025 at 11:42 PM
She's just a girl
Big day for Diva
October 20, 2025 at 10:53 PM
Big day for Diva
My mostly-outside wedding tomorrow has been cancelled due to a nor'easter and the inside option is too small for our guest count and also ugly! however there will likely still be cocktail weenies and a DJ who will play "yeah" by usher so we're gonna take what we can get
October 12, 2025 at 4:12 AM
My mostly-outside wedding tomorrow has been cancelled due to a nor'easter and the inside option is too small for our guest count and also ugly! however there will likely still be cocktail weenies and a DJ who will play "yeah" by usher so we're gonna take what we can get
Wedding nail check!!
October 6, 2025 at 2:37 PM
Wedding nail check!!
welp I'm on furlough for however long the gov shutdown is so if anyone has recommendations for comfort shows/movies/videos to ward off the "what if i don't have a job anymore" thoughts that would be super super helpful
October 1, 2025 at 2:16 PM
welp I'm on furlough for however long the gov shutdown is so if anyone has recommendations for comfort shows/movies/videos to ward off the "what if i don't have a job anymore" thoughts that would be super super helpful
last night my friends left me utterly gooped and gagged by throwing me a surprise murder mystery bachelorette party and one of the first things I said after I realized what was happening was "I can't wait to tell chat about this."
September 28, 2025 at 12:14 AM
last night my friends left me utterly gooped and gagged by throwing me a surprise murder mystery bachelorette party and one of the first things I said after I realized what was happening was "I can't wait to tell chat about this."
If I follow you on instagram and u see my legal government name, shhh no u didn't
September 24, 2025 at 1:39 PM
If I follow you on instagram and u see my legal government name, shhh no u didn't
not zero empathy...
September 21, 2025 at 1:28 AM
not zero empathy...
The way that my home office is overrun with boxes of craft supplies that i'm using to DIY my wedding decor is NOT a cry for help! Stop saying that!
September 19, 2025 at 5:19 PM
The way that my home office is overrun with boxes of craft supplies that i'm using to DIY my wedding decor is NOT a cry for help! Stop saying that!
when you say you're mad at me, this is who you're mad at
September 15, 2025 at 11:48 PM
when you say you're mad at me, this is who you're mad at