Madelyn 🏳️⚧️ is 30 or 40 years old
@maddyncholy.xyz
Amateur blatherskite, professional layabout. Too melancholic to live, too languid to die.
Someone is mad at me because she produces so much static electricity
Look it's not MY fault that she's so fluffy
Look it's not MY fault that she's so fluffy
January 24, 2026 at 2:33 PM
Someone is mad at me because she produces so much static electricity
Look it's not MY fault that she's so fluffy
Look it's not MY fault that she's so fluffy
And why not, here's another
January 19, 2026 at 11:16 PM
And why not, here's another
Have a kitten who's a little suspicious of the strange angle I'm trying to take a picture from
January 19, 2026 at 10:54 PM
Have a kitten who's a little suspicious of the strange angle I'm trying to take a picture from
🫡 I'M DOING MY PART 🫡
January 18, 2026 at 2:12 AM
🫡 I'M DOING MY PART 🫡
I wonder if this is just an error with coincidental timing or if there's another burst in signups in progress
January 12, 2026 at 8:11 PM
I wonder if this is just an error with coincidental timing or if there's another burst in signups in progress
Is the Cool Pope really going to stand by and let these heathens make Catholics look like chumps? If the Episcopalians go high, the church needs to go higher...
Arm the priests.
Arm the priests.
January 11, 2026 at 3:52 AM
Is the Cool Pope really going to stand by and let these heathens make Catholics look like chumps? If the Episcopalians go high, the church needs to go higher...
Arm the priests.
Arm the priests.
Because I was reminded of Mogwai for whatever reason a terrible thought was brewed up within me
I must share it
I must share it
January 8, 2026 at 3:35 AM
Because I was reminded of Mogwai for whatever reason a terrible thought was brewed up within me
I must share it
I must share it
Ok maybe one more
January 6, 2026 at 10:15 PM
Ok maybe one more
The more I find out about the NFL Hall of Fame the more it feels like a long term piece of performance art meant to mock the BBWAA and the MLB Hall of Fame
December 30, 2025 at 3:54 PM
The more I find out about the NFL Hall of Fame the more it feels like a long term piece of performance art meant to mock the BBWAA and the MLB Hall of Fame
I never expected to get spam on signal
December 29, 2025 at 11:57 PM
I never expected to get spam on signal
Sure here we go
December 26, 2025 at 3:04 AM
Sure here we go
What the F U C K
December 26, 2025 at 1:43 AM
What the F U C K
I'm tempted to listen along today because this band was the inspiration behind his name and God I love guilty gear
December 25, 2025 at 7:03 PM
I'm tempted to listen along today because this band was the inspiration behind his name and God I love guilty gear
You brought up the Wendy's chili thumb lady but completely forgot that she was quoted last year by the New York Times in the run up to the election
December 24, 2025 at 6:33 AM
You brought up the Wendy's chili thumb lady but completely forgot that she was quoted last year by the New York Times in the run up to the election
The answer? Pretty quickly.
December 21, 2025 at 11:14 PM
The answer? Pretty quickly.
There's a part of me that wants to subscribe just so I can see how quickly Palestinian accounts are slapped with this label
December 21, 2025 at 11:07 PM
There's a part of me that wants to subscribe just so I can see how quickly Palestinian accounts are slapped with this label
Good morning
December 21, 2025 at 3:29 PM
Good morning
What are you two doing there lmao
(The other four are more justified even if I would try to limit it to two or three)
I didn't quite notice just how British this list was until you pointed it out.
(The other four are more justified even if I would try to limit it to two or three)
I didn't quite notice just how British this list was until you pointed it out.
December 13, 2025 at 1:22 AM
What are you two doing there lmao
(The other four are more justified even if I would try to limit it to two or three)
I didn't quite notice just how British this list was until you pointed it out.
(The other four are more justified even if I would try to limit it to two or three)
I didn't quite notice just how British this list was until you pointed it out.
Seriously, how could you be so short sighted that you would remove this ability??????
December 10, 2025 at 7:14 PM
Seriously, how could you be so short sighted that you would remove this ability??????
My mom has been feeling inspired after watching Christmas content from cute cat Instagram account.
The cats are not too pleased about this.
The cats are not too pleased about this.
December 6, 2025 at 9:45 PM
My mom has been feeling inspired after watching Christmas content from cute cat Instagram account.
The cats are not too pleased about this.
The cats are not too pleased about this.
I wonder why there's a sudden peak there
December 4, 2025 at 12:27 AM
I wonder why there's a sudden peak there
I forget which episode it was in but the complete derailment when the submitter for the episode's Safety Third segment described herself as "250 lb of corn-fed trans woman" is my podcast moment of the year
I love this auto generated transcript of the moment (although it does double up the "uhs"
I love this auto generated transcript of the moment (although it does double up the "uhs"
December 3, 2025 at 8:23 PM
I forget which episode it was in but the complete derailment when the submitter for the episode's Safety Third segment described herself as "250 lb of corn-fed trans woman" is my podcast moment of the year
I love this auto generated transcript of the moment (although it does double up the "uhs"
I love this auto generated transcript of the moment (although it does double up the "uhs"
I quit Spotify and went a few months without any music streaming (I'm on Tidal now) but here is my top albums from the last 365 days according to last.fm
December 3, 2025 at 8:13 PM
I quit Spotify and went a few months without any music streaming (I'm on Tidal now) but here is my top albums from the last 365 days according to last.fm