Good for you! The easier you make your life, the better it is!

So, the Romanian immigrant Pentacostal minister wasn't on board? Pretty much with him on that decision, at least on the first read...

I've never drunk, but the urge to start is definitely mounting...

I know exactly what you mean, but I am 100% the opposite; I like rain because it feels like a bunch of individual experiences, while a torrent of water ALWAYS makes me anxious. Brains are WILD.

That will be true sign that old rich white men have lost their strangle hold on power...

Stupid questions, and stupid people asking them, it turns out. Could someone unplug the Internet now?

I'm not supposed to say directly, but I moved to Baltimore in pat to make it possible...

"Is there any way whatsoever that this affects you? No? then STOP IT."

Well, I wouldn't have said this was "sexually suggestive", so much as just "sexy", but good to know, moderator bot.