I feel like they could do road construction faster if they didn't simultaneously try to do it on every single road in the twin cities

"Save the world" as your goal in fantasy stories, superhero stories, rpgs: boring, overused, tired

"Save the world" as your goal in real life: sexy, based, NECESSARY

There should be more hours in both the day and night. My sleep cycle would make me really well suited for a slightly bigger planet with a slightly longer rotation time.

There's no such thing as "too much cream cheese." Only cowards who fear their own nature. Eat a whole block of cream cheese now and face yourself