excuse me mr senator i was not familiar with your game

always, lol

blep

helps to have been an adult in 2005 and also have any kinda money to invest.

easy peasy!

i think you need to sit at the computer, AND (this part is important) invest your whole life savings in Apple in 2005. people often forget this second step.

my dog would love that but only if i put it on the people bed where he sleeps

i need to get my guy atticus some costumes pronto

he has a sweater that he hates, i think bc it is vaguely snug

i kinda want a costume with a loose little doggie hawaiian shirt, which he may tolerate better

i doubt i'll be able to reproduce any specific holiday spirit, but whatever, he's adorable

MORAL RESPONSIBILITY!!

this guy is a wife beater. no thank you

do you remember that conversation about how my little brother looked like a version of you? well i found his real doppelgänger. MIKE COHEN. it's uncanny

he seemed to have lucked into that phrase, and it's so clever and appealing

saaaame

the guy who was famous for screaming YOU'RE FIRED is a horrible boss??

my family has hated him since that show. he was clearly a sociopath. I don't understand how we got here.

Yep, "useless eaters"

i was sharing a joke