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Just a software developer who like to post random and leftist stuff. Sometimes horny but I'll keep my nsfw elsewhere. Been here since the late invitation-only days 🎊 he/him
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On est d'accord que c'est plutôt rare. Par curiosité, je me suis demandé si orangina avait anthropomorphisé un poisson ou autre animal aquatique dans le lot et j'ai retrouvé ça aussi :)
Publicité pour orangina datant probablement des années 2000 titrée "Naturellement Pulpeuse". Une femme poulpe en bikini et talons aiguilles, assise sur un glaçon, boit de l'orangina à la bouteille. L'image est épurée, le fond est d'un orange presque uniforme avec un soleil dont la forme et les rayons font penser à une tranche d'orange. Source: https://gregoireperra.wordpress.com/2013/10/06/orangina-analyse-dune-publicite/
December 10, 2025 at 6:19 PM
madidier.fr
Tu parles des classiques littéraires ? Parce que des poissons anthropomorphisés, on en a eus
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December 10, 2025 at 4:18 PM
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2 panel comic Panel 1: Smug Orange Man says “Let he who has NOT had a Nazi phase cast the first stone” Panel 2: Orange man shits his pants as he is simultaneously pelted with a shitload of stones
December 10, 2025 at 8:51 AM
madidier.fr
A *THIRD* RMI, I SAID. CAN YOU BELIEVE IT?
December 10, 2025 at 5:31 AM
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(référence à ceci)
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pbump.com Philip Bump @pbump.com · 5d
Every part of this is bonkers. The intro is bonkers. The transition to his health is bonkers. The mention that other presidents didn't need cognitive exams is bonkers. The claim that this screening test is somehow hard is bonkers. The idea that criticism of him is treason is bonkers. All of it.
There has never been a President that has worked as hard as me! My hours are the longest, and my results are among the best. I’ve stopped Eight Wars, saving many millions of lives in the process, created the Greatest Economy in the History of our Country, brought Business back into the United States at levels never seen before, rebuilt our Military, created the Largest Tax Cuts and Regulation Cuts, EVER, closed our open and very dangerous Southern Border, when previous Administrations were unable to do so, and created an “aura” around the United States of America that has led every Country in the World to respect us more than ever before. In addition to all of that, I go out of my way to do long, thorough, and very boring Medical Examinations at the Great Walter Reed National Military Medical Center, seen and supervised by top doctors, all of whom have given me PERFECT Marks — Some have even said they have never seen such Strong Results. I do these Tests because I owe it to our Country. In addition to the Medical, I have done something that no other President has done, on three separate occasions, the last one being recently, by taking what is known as a Cognitive Examination, something which few people would be able to do very well, including those working at The New York Times, and I ACED all three of them in front of large numbers of doctors and experts, most of whom I do not know. I have been told that few people have been able to “ace” this Examination and, in fact, most do very poorly, which is why many other Presidents have decided not to take it at all. Despite all of this, the time and work involved, The New York Times, and some others, like to pretend that I am “slowing up,” am maybe not as sharp as I once was, or am in poor physical health, knowing that it is not true, and knowing that I work very hard, probably harder than I have ever worked before. I will know when I am “slowing up,” but it’s not now! After all of the work I have done with Medical Exams, Cognitive Exams, and everything else, I actually believe it’s seditious, perhaps even treasonous, for The New York Times, and others, to consistently do FAKE reports in order to libel and demean “THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES.” They are true Enemies of the People, and we should do something about it. They have inaccurately reported on all of my Election Results and, in fact, were forced to apologize on much of what they wrote. The best thing that could happen to this Country would be if The New York Times would cease publication because they are a horrible, biased, and untruthful “source” of information. Thank you for your attention to this matter. MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!
December 10, 2025 at 5:16 AM
madidier.fr
I don't have impure thoughts... only impure thunks...
December 10, 2025 at 1:11 AM
madidier.fr
La dernière màj de sécurité date de juin 2024 d'après l'OS... mais j'ai reçu une mise à jour il y a environ une semaine 🤔 Flemme de mettre une ROM alternative pour garder le tel à jour 😅
J'ai vu qu'ils promettaient 5 ans de màj de sécurité pour les nouveaux modèles.
December 9, 2025 at 1:42 PM
madidier.fr
J'utilise toujours mon OnePlus 8 acheté en 2020, et pas l'intention d'en changer dans les prochains temps, je recommande.
December 9, 2025 at 1:30 PM
madidier.fr
Ils ont certainement prévu de graisser la patte de l'agent orange, qu'est-ce qui pourrait mal tourner ?
December 8, 2025 at 6:32 PM