Madison Aster
madisonaster.bsky.social
Madison Aster
@madisonaster.bsky.social
I just want a decent programming job where coworkers don't call me slurs.
Anarchy is the proper way to regulate the excesses of capitalism. Sometimes the tree of liberty just needs a little water.

Or 17,110,500 liters of it as it needs in our case today.
August 12, 2025 at 8:27 AM
Why do all the best animals have to live only in australia?
July 6, 2025 at 4:55 AM
Late stage tech debt.
June 29, 2025 at 3:58 AM
They speak plenty freely, just when nobody is around to witness it so you can't prove anything.
June 29, 2025 at 1:33 AM
If he wants a capitalist solution, how about a vacancy tax then? All vacant properties subject to a 5% property tax until they're rented or sold to somebody.
June 26, 2025 at 6:05 AM
Same as you lol. The difference between you and me is that I accept my words are only piss in the wind.
June 24, 2025 at 5:46 AM
So they're finally going to arrest the doctors that cut me open when I was 3?
June 3, 2025 at 8:54 PM
Americans don't have expectations. They don't feel like it's their problem. At all. It's just a big TV show until they're the ones affected.

Even the people who pretend to empathize can't really do it. "I used to live in that town!", "Someone should hold them accountable!"

Selfish to the end.
May 9, 2025 at 6:58 AM
Just sitting here imagining what it would be like if people stopped engaging in the same reverse whataboutism fantasy to comfort themselves every time the ratchet clicks forward another notch...
May 7, 2025 at 4:53 AM
I'll start paying for news when reporters start reporting positive stuff that I want to see and makes me feel good.
May 4, 2025 at 1:24 AM
News agencies suck. Graphs moving sideways shouldn't make the news at all. There's a strong chance of it going up of course, but it shouldn't be their job to manufacture panic.
May 2, 2025 at 4:40 PM
Let's get rid of lotteries and insurance too. Tired of being asked to place poker bets against my life as a normal part of the job process.
April 21, 2025 at 12:35 AM
If I offered to lease a walking talking ai driven robot to you that you could train to do any job with enough time, how much would you be willing to pay? $10k/month?

We've got them lying on our sidewalks, just waiting for you to give them a chance...
April 21, 2025 at 12:21 AM
Isn't it sad that literate people have been trying to get this into the illiterate's heads for 2000 years? Same argument, different millennium.
April 16, 2025 at 11:56 PM
Say that again to Tulip's face!

youtu.be/qsEaGzdjl3g
Rescue beaver builds dam with stuffed toys
YouTube video by GeoBeats Animals
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March 16, 2025 at 3:50 PM