MadJohnShaft
@madjohnshaft.bsky.social
It’s recoiled in horror from an old man commenting on it.
and then Epstein, and then eggs
January 5, 2026 at 6:21 PM
and then Epstein, and then eggs
and then egg prices
January 3, 2026 at 10:49 AM
and then egg prices
And then egg prices
January 3, 2026 at 10:48 AM
And then egg prices
if I have to show my phone to the Trump people, then they can find only stuff like this
December 22, 2025 at 11:09 PM
if I have to show my phone to the Trump people, then they can find only stuff like this
on Monday when I win, I'm gonna immediately go right to the media with a forest of gold chains, a crown, and carry a scepter with a bunch of hot, sexy babes - and tell everyone to kiss my ass.
December 21, 2025 at 8:21 PM
on Monday when I win, I'm gonna immediately go right to the media with a forest of gold chains, a crown, and carry a scepter with a bunch of hot, sexy babes - and tell everyone to kiss my ass.
I love that the winners are small Brooklyn apartment sized. I feel like a big city fellow when I read each recipe.
December 21, 2025 at 8:19 PM
I love that the winners are small Brooklyn apartment sized. I feel like a big city fellow when I read each recipe.
Cosplayer Bovino and ICE were at our Evanston Illinois Home Depot a few days ago, and we are still boycotting Home Depot since how HD accommodated ICE last Halloween.
December 20, 2025 at 4:43 PM
Cosplayer Bovino and ICE were at our Evanston Illinois Home Depot a few days ago, and we are still boycotting Home Depot since how HD accommodated ICE last Halloween.
yeah, I love the Clinton the Michael Jackson and the Mick Jagger
December 20, 2025 at 4:37 PM
yeah, I love the Clinton the Michael Jackson and the Mick Jagger
The Office Name Change: Michael used a "search and replace" function to change every instance of "Dwight" to Samuel L. Chang.
The "Dwigt" Typo: The search-and-replace failed on a misspelled version of the name, leaving behind one instance of "Dwigt".
The "Dwigt" Typo: The search-and-replace failed on a misspelled version of the name, leaving behind one instance of "Dwigt".
December 19, 2025 at 4:38 PM
The Office Name Change: Michael used a "search and replace" function to change every instance of "Dwight" to Samuel L. Chang.
The "Dwigt" Typo: The search-and-replace failed on a misspelled version of the name, leaving behind one instance of "Dwigt".
The "Dwigt" Typo: The search-and-replace failed on a misspelled version of the name, leaving behind one instance of "Dwigt".
she lost all her furniture and has to sit on the floor with a sad dog - get your butt off the floor lady and sit in a chair and don't look sad - and lose the dog
December 19, 2025 at 10:32 AM
she lost all her furniture and has to sit on the floor with a sad dog - get your butt off the floor lady and sit in a chair and don't look sad - and lose the dog
Charles Mingus too
December 19, 2025 at 10:31 AM
Charles Mingus too
imagine having to be at a Coldplay concert
December 19, 2025 at 10:30 AM
imagine having to be at a Coldplay concert
thank you, Mayor!
December 19, 2025 at 10:29 AM
thank you, Mayor!
he's on his way to hell now
December 19, 2025 at 10:29 AM
he's on his way to hell now
does yours have the original picture on the back?
December 19, 2025 at 10:27 AM
does yours have the original picture on the back?
i'm glad they are distracted with this ridiculous idea
December 19, 2025 at 10:27 AM
i'm glad they are distracted with this ridiculous idea
our Republican politicians, Jimmy Boy
December 18, 2025 at 10:11 AM
our Republican politicians, Jimmy Boy