Luke Mullaney
@madmanmullaney.bsky.social
Wise words from a once-dead guy
Don't you hate it when reality fails to render visuals properly?
July 11, 2025 at 2:36 PM
Don't you hate it when reality fails to render visuals properly?
When the drugs kick in and you remember that you're actually a dinosaur
June 21, 2025 at 5:38 PM
When the drugs kick in and you remember that you're actually a dinosaur
Me: I love Pride down in DC. It's so cool. Even the plants are bi.
Friend: That's coo.... Wait, what?
Me: The plants. They're bi.
Friend: That's coo.... Wait, what?
Me: The plants. They're bi.
June 12, 2025 at 9:39 PM
Me: I love Pride down in DC. It's so cool. Even the plants are bi.
Friend: That's coo.... Wait, what?
Me: The plants. They're bi.
Friend: That's coo.... Wait, what?
Me: The plants. They're bi.
Person: Welcome to my house. Please take a seat.
Me:
Me:
May 21, 2025 at 10:23 PM
Person: Welcome to my house. Please take a seat.
Me:
Me:
Me: Let's go out and get some beers.
Friend: I didn't like drinking with you because you always get drunk and rap about Patrick Swayze.
Me: I promise I won't this time.
Me: *after one beer* Uh oh y'all, it's getting kinda hazy...
Friend: I didn't like drinking with you because you always get drunk and rap about Patrick Swayze.
Me: I promise I won't this time.
Me: *after one beer* Uh oh y'all, it's getting kinda hazy...
May 14, 2025 at 4:43 PM
Me: Let's go out and get some beers.
Friend: I didn't like drinking with you because you always get drunk and rap about Patrick Swayze.
Me: I promise I won't this time.
Me: *after one beer* Uh oh y'all, it's getting kinda hazy...
Friend: I didn't like drinking with you because you always get drunk and rap about Patrick Swayze.
Me: I promise I won't this time.
Me: *after one beer* Uh oh y'all, it's getting kinda hazy...
The road goes ever on.
I'm leaving Maine this weekend and heading to DC.
I'll repair my broken heart. I'll learn to be who I was before the cruel words and put downs. I'll be happy again one day.
But for now I will find moments of joy in a sunset, the sound of spring peepers, the scent of daffodils
I'm leaving Maine this weekend and heading to DC.
I'll repair my broken heart. I'll learn to be who I was before the cruel words and put downs. I'll be happy again one day.
But for now I will find moments of joy in a sunset, the sound of spring peepers, the scent of daffodils
May 13, 2025 at 4:11 PM
The road goes ever on.
I'm leaving Maine this weekend and heading to DC.
I'll repair my broken heart. I'll learn to be who I was before the cruel words and put downs. I'll be happy again one day.
But for now I will find moments of joy in a sunset, the sound of spring peepers, the scent of daffodils
I'm leaving Maine this weekend and heading to DC.
I'll repair my broken heart. I'll learn to be who I was before the cruel words and put downs. I'll be happy again one day.
But for now I will find moments of joy in a sunset, the sound of spring peepers, the scent of daffodils
Sometimes in Maine the sky is just super dramatic
May 12, 2025 at 2:02 PM
Sometimes in Maine the sky is just super dramatic
Here's your moment of Zen - Rain in northern Maine falling in the tin roof of a shed
May 10, 2025 at 3:59 PM
Here's your moment of Zen - Rain in northern Maine falling in the tin roof of a shed
Breakwater Lighthouse in Rockland, ME.
May 8, 2025 at 2:02 AM
Breakwater Lighthouse in Rockland, ME.
Oh sorry, I didn't realize you were religious.
*Undevils your eggs*
*Undevils your eggs*
May 5, 2025 at 3:33 PM
Oh sorry, I didn't realize you were religious.
*Undevils your eggs*
*Undevils your eggs*
I do enjoy visiting with my parents in Maine
May 5, 2025 at 1:15 AM
I do enjoy visiting with my parents in Maine
Minneapolis is such a strong union city that even the bathroom graffiti is pro union.
Which is awesome.
Which is awesome.
May 2, 2025 at 2:51 AM
Minneapolis is such a strong union city that even the bathroom graffiti is pro union.
Which is awesome.
Which is awesome.
Fun fact:
If you grew up in the '80s, whenever you meet someone named Kenneth you are legally obligated to inquire about the frequency. Fair to do so can result in the loss of your "Cool '80s Kid" status.
If you grew up in the '80s, whenever you meet someone named Kenneth you are legally obligated to inquire about the frequency. Fair to do so can result in the loss of your "Cool '80s Kid" status.
April 28, 2025 at 1:24 AM
Fun fact:
If you grew up in the '80s, whenever you meet someone named Kenneth you are legally obligated to inquire about the frequency. Fair to do so can result in the loss of your "Cool '80s Kid" status.
If you grew up in the '80s, whenever you meet someone named Kenneth you are legally obligated to inquire about the frequency. Fair to do so can result in the loss of your "Cool '80s Kid" status.
Me: In Zootopia all the the animals are sentient. However, we see there are cheese restaurants. So who do you think is getting milked?
Interviewer: I meant questions about the job.
Interviewer: I meant questions about the job.
April 20, 2025 at 4:12 PM
Me: In Zootopia all the the animals are sentient. However, we see there are cheese restaurants. So who do you think is getting milked?
Interviewer: I meant questions about the job.
Interviewer: I meant questions about the job.
Is it just me or does this sign really need a few exclamation points?
April 15, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Is it just me or does this sign really need a few exclamation points?
Lead singer of The Flaming Lips in an office setting: *singing* Do you realize... oooOOOoooo... that was my lunch you just ate
April 11, 2025 at 2:57 PM
Lead singer of The Flaming Lips in an office setting: *singing* Do you realize... oooOOOoooo... that was my lunch you just ate
"No, sorry, I can't tonight. My country is in retrograde."
- My new go to excuse for everything
- My new go to excuse for everything
April 10, 2025 at 2:12 PM
"No, sorry, I can't tonight. My country is in retrograde."
- My new go to excuse for everything
- My new go to excuse for everything
*Mr. Brightside starts playing on the radio*
Me:
Me:
April 4, 2025 at 1:45 AM
*Mr. Brightside starts playing on the radio*
Me:
Me:
Me: I want to go to that store that's named after a pirate getting hit in the junk.
Friend: What the hell are you talking about? There's no store like that.
Me: Yeah there is. You know -
Friend: What the hell are you talking about? There's no store like that.
Me: Yeah there is. You know -
March 24, 2025 at 5:16 PM
Me: I want to go to that store that's named after a pirate getting hit in the junk.
Friend: What the hell are you talking about? There's no store like that.
Me: Yeah there is. You know -
Friend: What the hell are you talking about? There's no store like that.
Me: Yeah there is. You know -
Fire on the mountain, run, boys, run
The Devil's in the house of the risin' sun
The Devil's in the house of the risin' sun
March 15, 2025 at 1:30 AM
Fire on the mountain, run, boys, run
The Devil's in the house of the risin' sun
The Devil's in the house of the risin' sun
Ever feel like you're in a film noir?
March 14, 2025 at 2:40 AM
Ever feel like you're in a film noir?
Late afternoon snow squall
March 10, 2025 at 1:17 AM
Late afternoon snow squall
What's the difference between a comedian and a clown? A comedian is quick-witted and people laugh with him. A clown wears a lot of makeup and people laugh at him.
March 3, 2025 at 9:36 PM
What's the difference between a comedian and a clown? A comedian is quick-witted and people laugh with him. A clown wears a lot of makeup and people laugh at him.