The ideal male form

I wanna be the pope that adds the [THIS PAGE INTENTIONALLY LEFT BLANK] page in the Bible

“We’ll build our OWN Bureau of Labor Statistics! With Blackjack, and Hookers!”

I gotta admit I didn’t see a “No-State Solution” coming.

I can’t believe DEI would do this. /s

The dems hiding behind being scared to say no is total bullshit. The “D” next to their name is enough already, voting in Trump’s batshit people isn’t going to score points, it’s only going to further vilify those who are brave enough to stand up and throw them under the bus.

Increasing the number of George Foremans to like 20.

He was just saying “Boo-Urns!”

The idea is to just kill you with exhaustion so you’ll roll over in obedience with the inability to fight back. Some days might devastate you but you have to keep coming back.

HE needed to get this message in 2019.

Is this how You-From-The-Past would absorb US History today?

My favorite part was yesterday everyone telling me that it was a false alarm and I’m sitting here like “I’m only a few blocks away from the evacuation line read what the notification ACTUALLY says.”

On some level, I’m glad he wasn’t sentenced. Not because “justice is fair” or whatever bullshit, but because had it happened he would not have done shit aside from sit in the Oval Office on his ass with that smug look on his face. To be clear he should have been in jail the instant he left office.

“And so, THAT was when we thought it was best for Biden to drop out. Crazy, right?”

“The concern” as in they ostensibly aren’t but for optics they will? Bullshit lmao

Oh no we’re at this stage now. I feel so old lmao

I can’t wait for this to never go anywhere!

“It’s only a threat to birds… and to half the humans it infects.”

The More You Know