He dresses like a doorman at the Dollhouse in Fort Lauderdale and honestly that might be his calling. He certainly has no business on an NFL roster.

I’m hoping to see the starters for the first quarter, if not the first series, and the scout team on the field for the remainder of the game.

All of us showing up for Indiana tonight like

Back when Xitter was useful, circa 2018, I could swear there was an account that just tracked which brands advertised on Fox News. I miss having that kind of info.

Unironically, I’ve been saying the Senate should be elected at large nationwide via RCV so maybe not abolished but hell yeah.

And honestly, saying you will not vote for any party that isn’t far enough to the left on [issue] doesn’t mean that party will embrace your platform. It means it will rationally decide that courting your vote is a poor use of political capital and will write you off. Democracy requires compromise.

AOC claims that she turned on Trump because Trump wouldn’t back her in a Senate bid. Don’t know if that’s the case but I love me some MAGA mean girls drama.

I’ve lost count of the number of Behind The Bastards episodes that are about forensic pseudoscience or pseudoscientists, but it’s a significant fraction of them.

On a surface level, they significantly overestimate the esteem in which most Democrats hold Bill Clinton. On a deeper level, they simply cannot comprehend that Democrats believe in enforcing rules against their own.

Fair enough, I think I’ll delete because that was not at all what I meant by it.

To be clear (I hope it was from the context but I’m not sure) I was clowning on Megyn Kelly et al

He’ll have to empty a clip into a whole keg of Bud Light to cheer himself up from this one.

Holy shit. I’m ten years older than him and I don’t pretend to look young for my age but I look younger than him.

Being born into unthinkable wealth takes a toll on you I guess.

And it came out today that the unhoused adolescent girl who slept with Matt Gaetz for money did it because she was trying to save up for braces. Fucking braces.

I have two teenagers. Simply miss me with the “it’s not like they were 8” defense, Megyn.

Difference Between Pedophilia and Ephebophilia Knower has entered the chat