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Cooperative board games are great because you’re just playing against your own incompetence. And sometimes it wins.
December 25, 2025 at 6:16 PM
Cooperative board games are great because you’re just playing against your own incompetence. And sometimes it wins.
Gotta love the Xmas song that goes “kids from 1 to 92” like, you’re 93 years old??! Grow the FUCK UP.
November 27, 2025 at 3:37 PM
Gotta love the Xmas song that goes “kids from 1 to 92” like, you’re 93 years old??! Grow the FUCK UP.
Best thing to happen to my marriage - both of us getting #Whammed in a cafe. Now I don’t have to panic change the radio when Xmas music comes on! Freedom at last!!!
November 25, 2025 at 2:29 PM
Best thing to happen to my marriage - both of us getting #Whammed in a cafe. Now I don’t have to panic change the radio when Xmas music comes on! Freedom at last!!!
I might be a genius horticulturist. I found poison ivy in my rose bushes, ignored it all summer, noticed a new invasive vine also growing on the bushes, ignored that too - skip forward aaaaand the 2nd vine killed the poison ivy! Like Godzilla vs Kong. Choked it out. Yay me!
November 8, 2025 at 2:03 PM
I might be a genius horticulturist. I found poison ivy in my rose bushes, ignored it all summer, noticed a new invasive vine also growing on the bushes, ignored that too - skip forward aaaaand the 2nd vine killed the poison ivy! Like Godzilla vs Kong. Choked it out. Yay me!
Can’t believe I’m going to need to explain why a towel is NOT the same as a dish towel. If for no other reason than just, I mean, look at it - yes technically it’s the same function but it looks ridiculous hanging there all the way to the floor! Giving the poor little dish towels a complex.
October 30, 2025 at 12:52 PM
Can’t believe I’m going to need to explain why a towel is NOT the same as a dish towel. If for no other reason than just, I mean, look at it - yes technically it’s the same function but it looks ridiculous hanging there all the way to the floor! Giving the poor little dish towels a complex.
Friday the 13th… eh. Not that bad. Least you have the weekend to recover right?
Monday the 13th - fuuuuuuck thaaaaaaat
Monday the 13th - fuuuuuuck thaaaaaaat
October 13, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Friday the 13th… eh. Not that bad. Least you have the weekend to recover right?
Monday the 13th - fuuuuuuck thaaaaaaat
Monday the 13th - fuuuuuuck thaaaaaaat
I don’t think those “drive like your kids live here” signs are going to be effective for much longer. Maybe switch to “drive like your dog lives here”
September 30, 2025 at 6:25 PM
I don’t think those “drive like your kids live here” signs are going to be effective for much longer. Maybe switch to “drive like your dog lives here”
Giancarlo Esposito is the Sean Bean of television. Think about how many times he’s died on shows recently - usually brutal, always with panache!
September 26, 2025 at 7:06 PM
Giancarlo Esposito is the Sean Bean of television. Think about how many times he’s died on shows recently - usually brutal, always with panache!
Friend was talking about the Metal Gear games and I responded “oh you mean absurdist Rambo” and I think I unlocked something in their brain.
September 13, 2025 at 12:04 PM
Friend was talking about the Metal Gear games and I responded “oh you mean absurdist Rambo” and I think I unlocked something in their brain.
I wonder if rich kids purposefully seek out commercials to watch to feel like they’re truly slumming it
September 5, 2025 at 4:01 PM
I wonder if rich kids purposefully seek out commercials to watch to feel like they’re truly slumming it
Going to a craft fair that is at SIX different locations with a shuttle in between, like they’re a kidnapper trying to evade the fun police.
August 16, 2025 at 1:46 PM
Going to a craft fair that is at SIX different locations with a shuttle in between, like they’re a kidnapper trying to evade the fun police.
Sir. A second canary has hit the coal mine.
August 15, 2025 at 8:29 PM
Sir. A second canary has hit the coal mine.
Best opening phrase I’ve ever heard, that I have to now somehow subtly work into a real life convo: “So I’m just sitting on my porch, one arm as long as the other, when I suddenly see…”
August 12, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Best opening phrase I’ve ever heard, that I have to now somehow subtly work into a real life convo: “So I’m just sitting on my porch, one arm as long as the other, when I suddenly see…”
I watched the Lighthouse and was deeply creeped out. Hubby watches it, late at night in a thunderstorm, finds it incredibly funny and won’t stop quoting it. God damn… god damn fahhhts!
August 1, 2025 at 9:11 PM
I watched the Lighthouse and was deeply creeped out. Hubby watches it, late at night in a thunderstorm, finds it incredibly funny and won’t stop quoting it. God damn… god damn fahhhts!
Why does no one else find it weird you get to see how much gas someone put in their car before you?? Like why? Clear it away. Stop flexing.
July 27, 2025 at 11:46 AM
Why does no one else find it weird you get to see how much gas someone put in their car before you?? Like why? Clear it away. Stop flexing.
The existence of “dumplings” means there must be a larger, more formidable “Dumple”
July 24, 2025 at 11:33 AM
The existence of “dumplings” means there must be a larger, more formidable “Dumple”
You know when you start a new job and your new coworkers blame all the problems of the org structure on your predecessor, but you slowly realize that no one could possibly fix this absolute mess… but you keep blaming them anyway? I hope that’s me, at all the jobs I’ve been fired from 🥰 My gift.
July 22, 2025 at 5:10 PM
You know when you start a new job and your new coworkers blame all the problems of the org structure on your predecessor, but you slowly realize that no one could possibly fix this absolute mess… but you keep blaming them anyway? I hope that’s me, at all the jobs I’ve been fired from 🥰 My gift.
Everyone talks about cutting back on coffee to save money, nobody talks about bird seed
July 19, 2025 at 10:57 PM
Everyone talks about cutting back on coffee to save money, nobody talks about bird seed
If I were an ice cream topping I’d be Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Clearly I’m out of my element but SOMEONE wanted to try something new so here we both are.
July 14, 2025 at 2:27 AM
If I were an ice cream topping I’d be Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Clearly I’m out of my element but SOMEONE wanted to try something new so here we both are.
Trying to connect with people these days is like “Fuck it, we’re not playing D&D. We’re playing F&F tonight. Friends and Family.”
June 20, 2025 at 9:09 PM
Trying to connect with people these days is like “Fuck it, we’re not playing D&D. We’re playing F&F tonight. Friends and Family.”
My fave thing about getting international spam texts about my outstanding speeding/parking/illegal tickets is that IVE NEVER OWNED A CAR.
#checkmate
#checkmate
June 17, 2025 at 8:50 PM
My fave thing about getting international spam texts about my outstanding speeding/parking/illegal tickets is that IVE NEVER OWNED A CAR.
#checkmate
#checkmate
If life is gonna offer lemons or scurvy… arrrrrrrrg it’s the pirates life for meeee
June 15, 2025 at 9:55 PM
If life is gonna offer lemons or scurvy… arrrrrrrrg it’s the pirates life for meeee
Hubby just described someone who he hates (because I hate them) as “a queef with rabies” and I just… cannot hope to be so eloquent
June 8, 2025 at 12:26 AM
Hubby just described someone who he hates (because I hate them) as “a queef with rabies” and I just… cannot hope to be so eloquent
My mom just said I was Gal Fanning… she meant fan girling… ohhhh mom
May 27, 2025 at 9:25 PM
My mom just said I was Gal Fanning… she meant fan girling… ohhhh mom