Michael Kasten
@madscientistphd.bsky.social
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He/Him. Patch clamp 4lyfe. Applied physionecromancer, electrophysiologist, extraordinaire. Fan of any neuron that repolarizes >800 V/s.
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Years ago, I had a perfect Ig Nobel project that actually proved an interesting proof of concept. I was rejected because while truly informative and useful, it was "silly".

It was the beginning of my mad scientist journey. #stillmad
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The halo is temporary, the rest is permanent.
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Poor. Electrical. Connection. (Intermittent).

Great for testing grounding, looking for loops, etc, but once that’s done? Banana plugs!!
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Lolol. We have an older model (not even sure it’s Thorlabs??) and the power supply just died. I swapped it out with a laptop power supply I had and it worked great!! It works but just doesn’t like to stay off.
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Booooo!!! I was looking to buy one of those. Ground wire coming out of a BNC sounds is genius!!
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I’ve gotten to the point that I have:

1) run a ton of water through the lines to remove any residual salt
2) replace the tubing every ~2-3 months
3) run a ground wire through tubing

I hate it.

Electronics on the rig that don’t properly ground are the devil. Best reason to buy from “ephys folk”
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When it’s not that it’s usually a salty bridge in the bath, the pipette holder, or the damn vacuum line (my personal nemesis).
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I’m always trying to tell people it’s less complicated than you think. 99% of the time, something isn’t grounded (or is improperly grounded, ie, a poor connection). It might be a lamp, a manipulator, the microscope, etc. Use a central grounding station with banana clips (no alligator clips).
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Apologies if this is too <old man yells at cloud>
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I haven’t used HumSilencer, these devices may help give better recordings/traces, I don’t recommend them, it’s always better to work out and minimize noise directly. Occasionally noise sources may be ungroundable (once had a manipulator that had 20 kHz noise + harmonics from a stepper motor).
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Finally!! One good thing happens in Peoria! What's next, Moline? #probablynot
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It doesn’t take long to declare war on Portland….
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ETTD, competitive golf edition:
Trump is the first sitting president to attend the Ryder Cup
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I was all about Montgomery, having grown up with a daily view of their test tower, but they’re owned by KONE now. A purgatorial option?
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Update^2: Still still here. #fuck #RaptureWatch2025
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Update: Still here. #RaptureWatch2025
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Update: Still here. #RaptureWatch2025
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Outstanding work!! I’m wildly ignorant, is this the first demonstration of CRISPR for haploinsufficiency?
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CONGRATULATIONS!!!🍾🎊🎉🎈