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maeby-not.bsky.social
@maeby-not.bsky.social
Avid snacker, occasional people watcher
I can't get Haitian mortician out of my head! I think i need a rewatch #RHOM
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October 11, 2025 at 3:52 PM
My mom just sent me a picture of her tomato plant from 2021. That's how my Saturday is going. Hope yours is more exciting
September 6, 2025 at 2:13 PM
Today's wordle is not titty 🤦‍♀️
July 21, 2025 at 12:29 PM
This episode had way too much Janet and Jax, and not nearly enough of Zach #TheValley
July 16, 2025 at 10:56 AM
After 6 hours with no power or cell service during the Spain power outage, I'm starting to doubt my ability to survive a zombie apocalypse.
April 28, 2025 at 5:25 PM
After spending 6 hours with no phone or cell service during the power outage in Spain, I now doubt my ability to survive a zombie apocalypse.
April 28, 2025 at 5:24 PM
So I know it was a big episode with lots happening but I am super skeeved about heather calling a cappuccino a cah-poo #rhoslc
January 16, 2025 at 1:36 PM
Can anyone recommend a good audio book? Good, but not so compelling that I can't fall asleep.
January 7, 2025 at 9:22 PM
I kinda love the pilgrim beach hat #rhobh
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December 4, 2024 at 11:05 AM
Happy Thanksgiving
November 28, 2024 at 11:24 PM
Tell us your age by sharing the cover of an album the year you were born.
November 25, 2024 at 7:41 PM
Whoa! That osmond guy is texting Mary! #RHOSLC
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November 21, 2024 at 3:12 PM
I'm so jealous of everybody who gets to watch #RHOBH tonight. My timezone and my need for sleep mean I have to wait till tomorrow.
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November 19, 2024 at 4:16 PM
Anybody else remember people saying "are you blowin smoke up my ass?" Why did they stop? Why did they start? This is what runs through my head while I'm driving
November 18, 2024 at 10:52 AM
I mean, it took me 15 years to get a whole 56 followers on the bird app. It's a marathon, really 😅
November 7, 2024 at 2:04 AM
I was advised to post some of my bangers. I have zero bangers, I'll work on it
November 7, 2024 at 2:01 AM