Well you were sleeping so you probably could've eaten 5 of them this year? Is that how that myth went?(jokin jokin)

I wish, my mom used to say i ate my twin, then sometimes she says she doesnt know what im talking about (thats when i just forget about it), then last time she told me it was just cuz i was born with two umbilical cords (atp i dont believe anything, but if its a joke thats fucking amazing from her)

Gotta make it about me (no i still think about that existential bit my mom put me under for years)

Woah!! Im as much as a victim here as you guys are

True, its rude for sure, guess im just impressed by how ppl can still surprise me in so many ways

They probably had their reasons, couldve been just a weird bit of theirs (like "i interact from time to time and when they finally follow back, buhbye")

Yeah, happened more than once so i guess some ppl just do that

I really mean love, its very funny

Was about to comment that