✨🌷🌸💐🌺✨Not a Jewel Heisting Maenad✨🌺💐🌸🌷✨
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It’ll be just like starting over…
#NOLATwitter now in Chicago
The fear of falling is usually worse than the fall so just fling yourself at the fucking pavement
#NOLATwitter now in Chicago
The fear of falling is usually worse than the fall so just fling yourself at the fucking pavement
The robots are asking if I’m a robot.
BURNED AND BURNING MATCHES?! Plus whatever that thing at top left is.
This is a city of Chicago government website lol
BURNED AND BURNING MATCHES?! Plus whatever that thing at top left is.
This is a city of Chicago government website lol
November 8, 2025 at 4:44 PM
The robots are asking if I’m a robot.
BURNED AND BURNING MATCHES?! Plus whatever that thing at top left is.
This is a city of Chicago government website lol
BURNED AND BURNING MATCHES?! Plus whatever that thing at top left is.
This is a city of Chicago government website lol
Every summer morning we’d sit on the back deck in the sun for a little while. Now it’s too cold for that and he just stares at me instead 😩
October 25, 2025 at 3:47 PM
Every summer morning we’d sit on the back deck in the sun for a little while. Now it’s too cold for that and he just stares at me instead 😩
Shit! That means you kill me before your reveal
October 8, 2025 at 12:53 PM
Shit! That means you kill me before your reveal
I keep accidentally saving random people’s posts.
September 29, 2025 at 6:42 PM
I keep accidentally saving random people’s posts.
Screenshot showing the kid cut in half by the shopping cart, a thing I certainly do not miss. 😂
September 29, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Screenshot showing the kid cut in half by the shopping cart, a thing I certainly do not miss. 😂
I guess I’d give this goofball my recent obsession, a dry cider!
September 19, 2025 at 3:24 PM
I guess I’d give this goofball my recent obsession, a dry cider!
BLOOD FOR BABY BLOOD FOR BABY
I watch this every Halloween season. I don’t really have an explanation for why I love this movie other than it’s bonkers and baffling and chaotic and I vibe with all of that.
I watch this every Halloween season. I don’t really have an explanation for why I love this movie other than it’s bonkers and baffling and chaotic and I vibe with all of that.
September 17, 2025 at 3:07 PM
BLOOD FOR BABY BLOOD FOR BABY
I watch this every Halloween season. I don’t really have an explanation for why I love this movie other than it’s bonkers and baffling and chaotic and I vibe with all of that.
I watch this every Halloween season. I don’t really have an explanation for why I love this movie other than it’s bonkers and baffling and chaotic and I vibe with all of that.
There’s workers in our building and Fitz has finally tired himself out barking at them:
(Sound on!)
(Sound on!)
September 16, 2025 at 5:15 PM
There’s workers in our building and Fitz has finally tired himself out barking at them:
(Sound on!)
(Sound on!)
So sad to hear Graham Greene died. Everyone and I mean EVERYONE should watch Clearcut.
September 2, 2025 at 1:56 AM
So sad to hear Graham Greene died. Everyone and I mean EVERYONE should watch Clearcut.
SAME I made this when I found out about Chicago bc I’ve (inexplicably and more than once!) been made fun of for putting mustard on a hotdog
August 24, 2025 at 8:37 PM
SAME I made this when I found out about Chicago bc I’ve (inexplicably and more than once!) been made fun of for putting mustard on a hotdog
This thing is also in the creepy dark basement. I think I’m the only one who cares about the lights which means I’m the only one regularly creeping around after dark lmao
August 22, 2025 at 9:46 PM
This thing is also in the creepy dark basement. I think I’m the only one who cares about the lights which means I’m the only one regularly creeping around after dark lmao
lol I’ve designated myself the building light timing expert despite whatever this is…
I think I’ve cracked it but will find out tonight when I physically go check to see if the damn lights came on.
I think I’ve cracked it but will find out tonight when I physically go check to see if the damn lights came on.
August 22, 2025 at 9:30 PM
lol I’ve designated myself the building light timing expert despite whatever this is…
I think I’ve cracked it but will find out tonight when I physically go check to see if the damn lights came on.
I think I’ve cracked it but will find out tonight when I physically go check to see if the damn lights came on.
Amazing
August 20, 2025 at 3:51 AM
Amazing
Coffee prices 😭
August 17, 2025 at 10:44 PM
Coffee prices 😭
I still have the Wii and this game but it’s impossible to play now, my Wii controllers/system are a bit beat up lol
August 9, 2025 at 1:10 PM
I still have the Wii and this game but it’s impossible to play now, my Wii controllers/system are a bit beat up lol
LOL no thank you
August 2, 2025 at 4:47 PM
LOL no thank you
Truly hope there’s a lot of support for this one.
July 26, 2025 at 3:46 PM
Truly hope there’s a lot of support for this one.
Sheesh white lotus sure has a lock on this.
What about Denise Gough from Andor?
But also I hope Patricia Arquette wins for this specific line that I use all the time. You gotta look intensely into the other person’s eyes when you say it.
What about Denise Gough from Andor?
But also I hope Patricia Arquette wins for this specific line that I use all the time. You gotta look intensely into the other person’s eyes when you say it.
July 15, 2025 at 4:43 PM
Sheesh white lotus sure has a lock on this.
What about Denise Gough from Andor?
But also I hope Patricia Arquette wins for this specific line that I use all the time. You gotta look intensely into the other person’s eyes when you say it.
What about Denise Gough from Andor?
But also I hope Patricia Arquette wins for this specific line that I use all the time. You gotta look intensely into the other person’s eyes when you say it.
Also anytime I see they relied on people recalling their dietary patterns…I’m sorry but there’s also studies that show that people are bad at this!
July 3, 2025 at 2:10 PM
Also anytime I see they relied on people recalling their dietary patterns…I’m sorry but there’s also studies that show that people are bad at this!
Wait. Who’s eating a hot dog A DAY? I LOVE hot dogs but I only eat them at ball parks and occasionally in the summer at cookouts. I’m feeling very good about my processed meat consumption if a hot dog A DAY is the bar here.
July 3, 2025 at 3:48 AM
Wait. Who’s eating a hot dog A DAY? I LOVE hot dogs but I only eat them at ball parks and occasionally in the summer at cookouts. I’m feeling very good about my processed meat consumption if a hot dog A DAY is the bar here.
The visuals are also hilarious my goodness
June 29, 2025 at 4:12 AM
The visuals are also hilarious my goodness
Yep!!! I used to rock an external battery bc of this nonsense lol Are we already friends on there?
June 28, 2025 at 2:09 PM
Yep!!! I used to rock an external battery bc of this nonsense lol Are we already friends on there?
Glass case like Annabelle
June 13, 2025 at 12:20 PM
Glass case like Annabelle