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magasforever @magasfprever.bsky.social · 7h

I just got an unsolicited at-home medical test kit from my Medicare Insurance Company which means that a Senior Executive at my Medicare Insurance Company has a brother-in-law who now works for an at-home medical testing company.

magasforever @magasfprever.bsky.social · 7h

Be aware that RFK Jr. claims to have only been addicted to heroin for 14 years and yet his brain still doesn't function after all that time being clean.
CDC Layoffs

magasforever @magasfprever.bsky.social · 7h

He cheats on the test.

magasforever @magasfprever.bsky.social · 7h

The above photo shows the Secretary of HHS trying to remember his name.

magasforever @magasfprever.bsky.social · 7h

Trump polling numbers in low 40s along with his IQ.

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magasforever @magasfprever.bsky.social · 7h

You violate a law. You commit a crime. Not a good reference for Yale Law School.

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magasforever @magasfprever.bsky.social · 9h

JD Vance is known to his friends as Just Dumb.

magasforever @magasfprever.bsky.social · 11h

Trump is going to Egypt to purchase a pyramid to move to Arizona. At his age and health status, he wants to diversify his god options.

magasforever @magasfprever.bsky.social · 11h

Didn't Trump just blame the Biden Administration for Ivanka's divorcing him?

magasforever @magasfprever.bsky.social · 13h

Amazon will soon release a Melania documentary. It will be the first video ever of her with clothes on.

magasforever @magasfprever.bsky.social · 1d

Trump held back tears as he said that he's ended several wars and stopped many dog and cat fights.

magasforever @magasfprever.bsky.social · 1d

When ICE arrested illegals working at his restaurant in Nashville, Kid Rock told a reporter that he owed it, but he didn't manage it.

magasforever @magasfprever.bsky.social · 1d

Kid Rock is not young enough to be a kid, but he's dumb enough to be a rock.

magasforever @magasfprever.bsky.social · 1d

When Trump said he could have won the Congressional Medal of Honor if he hadn't had bone spurs, Melania made him one out of cardboard. It's still hanging on the refrigerator at Mar a Lago.

magasforever @magasfprever.bsky.social · 1d

What Perry Mason might say: "Your Honor. Trump is immoral, irrelevant, and incontinent."

magasforever @magasfprever.bsky.social · 1d

Kid Rock could make a living in the entertainment industry because he had rich parents, not because he had talent.

magasforever @magasfprever.bsky.social · 1d

When ICE arrested illegals working at his restaurant in Nashville, Kid Rock said that he owed it, but he didn't manage it.

magasforever @magasfprever.bsky.social · 1d

Putin told Trump that he deserved the Nobel Peace Prize. Trump is preparing to announce that he's giving the Ukraine to Putin.

magasforever @magasfprever.bsky.social · 2d

Trump says he was a closer friend to Habeas Corpus than he was to Jeffrey Epstein.

magasforever @magasfprever.bsky.social · 2d

Trump has forbidden Wharton from disclosing that Trump can't even spell economics.
Xi

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magasforever @magasfprever.bsky.social · 2d

Posse Comitatus limits the use of federal military to enforce domestic laws.
POS comatose refers to Trump sleeping.

magasforever @magasfprever.bsky.social · 2d

Those guys need special facilities. Some of them may have eight or more wives. I hope all those with multiple wives find peace in Heaven, because they will never find it on earth.
Qatari Airbase

magasforever @magasfprever.bsky.social · 2d

This is the dumbest stock market in history because we have the dumbest President in history.

magasforever @magasfprever.bsky.social · 2d

This crowd has an average IQ of 30.

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magasforever @magasfprever.bsky.social · 2d

Trump suffers from chronic venous insufficiency along with chronic brain insufficiency.