maggie-perhaps.bsky.social
@maggie-perhaps.bsky.social
You, sitting in the Press Gallery
a woman is making a funny face in a dark room while wearing a suit and tie .
ALT: a woman is making a funny face in a dark room while wearing a suit and tie .
media.tenor.com
February 2, 2026 at 5:10 PM
Current mood aboard:
a man wearing a shirt that says " always me "
ALT: a man wearing a shirt that says " always me "
media.tenor.com
February 2, 2026 at 2:25 PM
No baklava with the very strong coffee at the debrief I suspect
February 2, 2026 at 2:12 PM
FT politics team:
a bald man says " i took that personally "
ALT: a bald man says " i took that personally "
media.tenor.com
February 2, 2026 at 12:36 PM
You can also achieve this by bringing a wheelbarrow with a squeaky wheel
January 31, 2026 at 6:37 PM
Napoleon telling @biochemistbecks.bsky.social that she can't jump the queue
January 31, 2026 at 11:12 AM
“Belleh rub pls and thankee”
January 30, 2026 at 3:04 PM
Lovely account of him reviewing the funeral plan, from John Cole’s memoirs
January 30, 2026 at 10:33 AM
"Iz making da floof go frizz"
January 30, 2026 at 8:56 AM
OMG surely there’s potential for a @neorsd.org crossover here
January 29, 2026 at 8:57 PM
Two murderers bumping into each other in a dark alleyway:
“How’s business Greg?”
“Terrible Jeff, absolutely shocking - never known it so quiet. Thinking of getting out of the game if things don’t pick up”
January 29, 2026 at 4:55 PM
“No 17 is using the front door”
“Delusions of grandeur that one”
January 29, 2026 at 9:57 AM
Nest door (the brown door) doesn’t have a letterbox either so they’re doing the same thing
January 29, 2026 at 9:52 AM
Ah yes, the vernacular known in design circles as “Money laundering chic”
January 28, 2026 at 7:16 PM
Always brings to mind the possibly apocryphal story of the chap going into a Glasgow coffee shop and asking for a latte with oat milk, only for the laddie behind the counter to reply “Ah cannae make a latte wi’oot milk”
January 28, 2026 at 3:25 PM
You realise that you’re saying “get a job” and she’s hearing “rob a bank”?
January 27, 2026 at 1:23 PM
Yeah, the idea that being outside of the Westminster bubble actually gives him more autonomy and a better chance to improve things on the ground is probably pretty earth shattering!
January 23, 2026 at 10:05 PM
“Welcome home father, let us relieve you of your burden”
January 23, 2026 at 9:50 PM
Has anyone checked if he actually wants to be PM? Because you can probably get a lot more done as mayor of a big city like Manchester rather than the glorified cat herding that is the PM job.
January 23, 2026 at 5:46 PM
“Is not kebab”
January 22, 2026 at 10:23 PM
“Am struggling with urge to knock vase off shelf.”
January 22, 2026 at 8:31 AM