@maggie-perhaps.bsky.social
You, sitting in the Press Gallery
a woman is making a funny face in a dark room while wearing a suit and tie .
ALT: a woman is making a funny face in a dark room while wearing a suit and tie .
media.tenor.com
February 2, 2026 at 5:10 PM
You, sitting in the Press Gallery
Current mood aboard:
a man wearing a shirt that says " always me "
ALT: a man wearing a shirt that says " always me "
media.tenor.com
February 2, 2026 at 2:25 PM
Current mood aboard:
No baklava with the very strong coffee at the debrief I suspect
February 2, 2026 at 2:12 PM
No baklava with the very strong coffee at the debrief I suspect
FT politics team:
a bald man says " i took that personally "
ALT: a bald man says " i took that personally "
media.tenor.com
February 2, 2026 at 12:36 PM
FT politics team:
You can also achieve this by bringing a wheelbarrow with a squeaky wheel
January 31, 2026 at 6:37 PM
You can also achieve this by bringing a wheelbarrow with a squeaky wheel
Napoleon telling @biochemistbecks.bsky.social that she can't jump the queue
January 31, 2026 at 11:12 AM
Napoleon telling @biochemistbecks.bsky.social that she can't jump the queue
“Belleh rub pls and thankee”
January 30, 2026 at 3:04 PM
“Belleh rub pls and thankee”
Lovely account of him reviewing the funeral plan, from John Cole’s memoirs
January 30, 2026 at 10:33 AM
Lovely account of him reviewing the funeral plan, from John Cole’s memoirs
"Iz making da floof go frizz"
January 30, 2026 at 8:56 AM
"Iz making da floof go frizz"
OMG surely there’s potential for a @neorsd.org crossover here
January 29, 2026 at 8:57 PM
OMG surely there’s potential for a @neorsd.org crossover here
Two murderers bumping into each other in a dark alleyway:
“How’s business Greg?”
“Terrible Jeff, absolutely shocking - never known it so quiet. Thinking of getting out of the game if things don’t pick up”
“How’s business Greg?”
“Terrible Jeff, absolutely shocking - never known it so quiet. Thinking of getting out of the game if things don’t pick up”
January 29, 2026 at 4:55 PM
Two murderers bumping into each other in a dark alleyway:
“How’s business Greg?”
“Terrible Jeff, absolutely shocking - never known it so quiet. Thinking of getting out of the game if things don’t pick up”
“How’s business Greg?”
“Terrible Jeff, absolutely shocking - never known it so quiet. Thinking of getting out of the game if things don’t pick up”
“No 17 is using the front door”
“Delusions of grandeur that one”
“Delusions of grandeur that one”
January 29, 2026 at 9:57 AM
“No 17 is using the front door”
“Delusions of grandeur that one”
“Delusions of grandeur that one”
Nest door (the brown door) doesn’t have a letterbox either so they’re doing the same thing
January 29, 2026 at 9:52 AM
Nest door (the brown door) doesn’t have a letterbox either so they’re doing the same thing
Ah yes, the vernacular known in design circles as “Money laundering chic”
January 28, 2026 at 7:16 PM
Ah yes, the vernacular known in design circles as “Money laundering chic”
Always brings to mind the possibly apocryphal story of the chap going into a Glasgow coffee shop and asking for a latte with oat milk, only for the laddie behind the counter to reply “Ah cannae make a latte wi’oot milk”
January 28, 2026 at 3:25 PM
Always brings to mind the possibly apocryphal story of the chap going into a Glasgow coffee shop and asking for a latte with oat milk, only for the laddie behind the counter to reply “Ah cannae make a latte wi’oot milk”
You realise that you’re saying “get a job” and she’s hearing “rob a bank”?
January 27, 2026 at 1:23 PM
You realise that you’re saying “get a job” and she’s hearing “rob a bank”?
Yeah, the idea that being outside of the Westminster bubble actually gives him more autonomy and a better chance to improve things on the ground is probably pretty earth shattering!
January 23, 2026 at 10:05 PM
Yeah, the idea that being outside of the Westminster bubble actually gives him more autonomy and a better chance to improve things on the ground is probably pretty earth shattering!
“Welcome home father, let us relieve you of your burden”
January 23, 2026 at 9:50 PM
“Welcome home father, let us relieve you of your burden”
Has anyone checked if he actually wants to be PM? Because you can probably get a lot more done as mayor of a big city like Manchester rather than the glorified cat herding that is the PM job.
January 23, 2026 at 5:46 PM
Has anyone checked if he actually wants to be PM? Because you can probably get a lot more done as mayor of a big city like Manchester rather than the glorified cat herding that is the PM job.
“Is not kebab”
January 22, 2026 at 10:23 PM
“Is not kebab”
“Am struggling with urge to knock vase off shelf.”
January 22, 2026 at 8:31 AM
“Am struggling with urge to knock vase off shelf.”