Keep it simple-ish. Roasted rosemary potatoes with some kind of baked chicken. OR do an easy sandwich thing - good bread and chicken salad + roasted vegetables.

Hey, I notice that you are in possession of some power. Maybe do something to actually help instead of sitting your ass on the sidelines and skeeting.

Y'all going to send one of those strongly worded letters? Do better.

That you can't think of a better person and that you've decided to spend time focusing on this out of everything going on at this moment in history is exactly why you need to step aside and retire, Chuck.