MaggieMae34
@maggiemae34.bsky.social
Foodie. Bourbon lover. Bibliophile. Architecture nerd. Described once by a client as an "Epicurean Anthropologist." Chicagoan.
This Bears game is going to kill me.
December 29, 2025 at 4:16 AM
This Bears game is going to kill me.
Well people at the bar were very entertained at how I went “NOOOOOOO!!!!” just now
December 29, 2025 at 1:56 AM
Well people at the bar were very entertained at how I went “NOOOOOOO!!!!” just now
I said to someone the Bears would either do something stupid or miraculous tonight and they’ve already done both lol
December 29, 2025 at 1:28 AM
I said to someone the Bears would either do something stupid or miraculous tonight and they’ve already done both lol
My Milwaukee Book Haul! Cannot recommend Downtown Books, the bookstore in the Milwaukee Public Library, and The Well Red Damsel enough. 📚
December 28, 2025 at 5:14 AM
My Milwaukee Book Haul! Cannot recommend Downtown Books, the bookstore in the Milwaukee Public Library, and The Well Red Damsel enough. 📚
Overheard some union guys at a Wisconsin dive bar talking shit about AI & how it can’t replace skilled labor and did I wake up in an alternate universe???
December 27, 2025 at 9:38 PM
Overheard some union guys at a Wisconsin dive bar talking shit about AI & how it can’t replace skilled labor and did I wake up in an alternate universe???
My friend forgot the word for pajamas and called them her “sleeping clothes” and I can barely breathe because I’m laughing so hard
December 27, 2025 at 4:47 PM
My friend forgot the word for pajamas and called them her “sleeping clothes” and I can barely breathe because I’m laughing so hard
My mom: you don’t know what you ordered???
Me: It had rum and a fun name!!!
Me: It had rum and a fun name!!!
December 27, 2025 at 4:03 AM
My mom: you don’t know what you ordered???
Me: It had rum and a fun name!!!
Me: It had rum and a fun name!!!
Good news everyone — I got the Milwaukee WISCONSIN bar to sing “Bear Down” tonight
December 27, 2025 at 3:45 AM
Good news everyone — I got the Milwaukee WISCONSIN bar to sing “Bear Down” tonight
Having dinner at the insanely overpriced German restaurant in Milwaukee because why not.
December 27, 2025 at 1:22 AM
Having dinner at the insanely overpriced German restaurant in Milwaukee because why not.
Me: I should probably slow down on my drinking.
Me: (Sees a couple down 3 rounds of martinis while I have ONE cocktail)
Me: idk…maybe I’m good?
Me: (Sees a couple down 3 rounds of martinis while I have ONE cocktail)
Me: idk…maybe I’m good?
December 26, 2025 at 10:18 PM
Me: I should probably slow down on my drinking.
Me: (Sees a couple down 3 rounds of martinis while I have ONE cocktail)
Me: idk…maybe I’m good?
Me: (Sees a couple down 3 rounds of martinis while I have ONE cocktail)
Me: idk…maybe I’m good?
I told my family on Christmas Eve I don’t watch anything except Stranger Things & Heated Rivalry. The immediate respect from my cousins 😆😆😆
December 26, 2025 at 9:58 PM
I told my family on Christmas Eve I don’t watch anything except Stranger Things & Heated Rivalry. The immediate respect from my cousins 😆😆😆
Encouraging everyone I know to stay in Milwaukee for Christmas next year so it’s a whole thing.
December 26, 2025 at 9:50 PM
Encouraging everyone I know to stay in Milwaukee for Christmas next year so it’s a whole thing.
I told the people at the dive bar how I found a super popular book for $2 at the library bookstore and you guys, they were soooo excited for me lol!
December 26, 2025 at 8:12 PM
I told the people at the dive bar how I found a super popular book for $2 at the library bookstore and you guys, they were soooo excited for me lol!
Greetings from my new favorite dive bar.
December 26, 2025 at 8:08 PM
Greetings from my new favorite dive bar.
I have never been to a Wisconsin bar where the bartender doesn’t know at least 5 people who walk in by name & also one of those regulars is also the high school football/hockey/basketball coach.
December 26, 2025 at 6:53 PM
I have never been to a Wisconsin bar where the bartender doesn’t know at least 5 people who walk in by name & also one of those regulars is also the high school football/hockey/basketball coach.
At an indie resale bookstore in Milwaukee:
My mom: This store is so cute! Did you ever come here in college?
Me: No. I was poor & had to take books out from the library. I could either buy books or get a higher education.
Cashier: You had to pick one or the other!
My mom: This store is so cute! Did you ever come here in college?
Me: No. I was poor & had to take books out from the library. I could either buy books or get a higher education.
Cashier: You had to pick one or the other!
December 26, 2025 at 4:35 PM
At an indie resale bookstore in Milwaukee:
My mom: This store is so cute! Did you ever come here in college?
Me: No. I was poor & had to take books out from the library. I could either buy books or get a higher education.
Cashier: You had to pick one or the other!
My mom: This store is so cute! Did you ever come here in college?
Me: No. I was poor & had to take books out from the library. I could either buy books or get a higher education.
Cashier: You had to pick one or the other!
Get in loser, we’re going to as many bookstores in Milwaukee as we can today.
December 26, 2025 at 4:31 PM
Get in loser, we’re going to as many bookstores in Milwaukee as we can today.
Going to the casino in Milwaukee for Christmas dinner was….a choice. Mistakes were made but the food was delicious and our server delightful so 6/10. Would not recommend for the faint of heart.
December 26, 2025 at 3:25 AM
Going to the casino in Milwaukee for Christmas dinner was….a choice. Mistakes were made but the food was delicious and our server delightful so 6/10. Would not recommend for the faint of heart.
Going to Milwaukee on Christmas Day & as always, when people ask me “Why?” I reply “Why not?”
December 25, 2025 at 4:42 PM
Going to Milwaukee on Christmas Day & as always, when people ask me “Why?” I reply “Why not?”
Union Station bartender: Aw, you had to go in to work today?
Me: Yeah just for a few hours.
Her: (pours me a double)
Merry Christmas to meeeee! 🎄🥃
Me: Yeah just for a few hours.
Her: (pours me a double)
Merry Christmas to meeeee! 🎄🥃
December 24, 2025 at 6:43 PM
Union Station bartender: Aw, you had to go in to work today?
Me: Yeah just for a few hours.
Her: (pours me a double)
Merry Christmas to meeeee! 🎄🥃
Me: Yeah just for a few hours.
Her: (pours me a double)
Merry Christmas to meeeee! 🎄🥃
Me to a woman on the street: Cute dog!
Her: Cute scarf!
That is exactly the energy I’m looking for this week. ☺️☺️☺️
Her: Cute scarf!
That is exactly the energy I’m looking for this week. ☺️☺️☺️
December 24, 2025 at 2:27 PM
Me to a woman on the street: Cute dog!
Her: Cute scarf!
That is exactly the energy I’m looking for this week. ☺️☺️☺️
Her: Cute scarf!
That is exactly the energy I’m looking for this week. ☺️☺️☺️
I love my friends so damn much. Asked if him & his wife could join our trivia night. He declined but said:
December 21, 2025 at 9:35 PM
I love my friends so damn much. Asked if him & his wife could join our trivia night. He declined but said:
I love going shopping at Trader Joe’s after 2 extra large mimosas.
December 21, 2025 at 6:21 PM
I love going shopping at Trader Joe’s after 2 extra large mimosas.
All I’m saying is if my Lions, Packers, and other non-Bears fans friends are congratulating me on Bears wins…this team has what it takes to go all the way.
December 21, 2025 at 3:37 PM
All I’m saying is if my Lions, Packers, and other non-Bears fans friends are congratulating me on Bears wins…this team has what it takes to go all the way.
Free cheese curds at the bar tonight! Let’s Go Bears!
December 21, 2025 at 1:21 AM
Free cheese curds at the bar tonight! Let’s Go Bears!