What lousy luck! On the other hand (or elbow), you could sit it out and recover in beautiful Gunaikurnai land until Tuesday and avoid certain heatstroke on Monday.

Barbra Streisand’s staccato version of Jingle Bells. Nothing comes close.

And these are mine! Orville and Wilbur at your service

I love Tom and Dom so much! They’re brilliant and hilarious. They’re series on Eva Peron, JFK, the Hundred Years War, Great Apes etc are amazing. I do lots of long haul drives from East Gippsland, and these keep me hugely entertained.

Did someone say ‘bin chicken’? My neighbour’s low paddock after rain yesterday. The Bin Chooks are delighted!

Please let that be a ‘lamington’. Spinal surgery is not on the menu.

His script is beautiful! Well done Riley