maggwheel.bsky.social
@maggwheel.bsky.social
Too late. It was midnight, and I went on Ancestry to check something “real quick,” and now all of a sudden it’s 5 o’clock. :(
December 24, 2025 at 12:57 PM
More like:
December 23, 2025 at 2:27 PM
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Yep, that tracks.
December 18, 2025 at 6:27 AM
😯! La maldita arrogancia…
December 15, 2025 at 5:39 AM
Flag Day (June 14). They should be flown upside down.
December 8, 2025 at 11:31 PM
You’re welcome. I was feeling a little nauseous reading it, because even after I saw it was satire, it still seemed plausible….
December 8, 2025 at 11:03 AM
As convincing as a lot of this is, thankfully it’s satire. I was nervous until I got to the 18 cats in a studio bit.
December 7, 2025 at 8:23 PM
You can special order books from any birck-and-mortar bookstore, and they’ll generally arrive at the store for pickup with the speed of an Am*z*n order.
December 5, 2025 at 10:55 PM
Wind shear?
December 5, 2025 at 10:50 PM
The only one I agree with us 2021. Shrouded in an opaque fog.
December 5, 2025 at 6:54 AM
🎉🎉🎉
December 2, 2025 at 8:09 PM
Great example! I was crying before the credits rolled.
December 2, 2025 at 8:08 PM
“Stately plump Buck Mulligan”! Not sure of the second one.
November 28, 2025 at 11:41 AM
Thank you, the recipe and the book look amazing!
November 22, 2025 at 12:27 AM
What the bees see. 🐝💖
November 22, 2025 at 12:18 AM
Yes, and they’re delicious! This is the recipe I use. Let them cool before you cut them.

bittmanproject.com/recipe/brown...
Brownies | The Bittman Project
Ridiculously easy, ridiculously good.
bittmanproject.com
November 19, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Cooked. Curried. Watermelon??? That sounds amazing!
November 19, 2025 at 9:59 PM
But you *potentially* could. Hope springs eternal! 🤣
November 19, 2025 at 9:55 PM
That’s the perfect description. I roll my eyes SO hard whenever I see a headline like, “Scientists Discover Dogs Have Emotions.” Like, have they never met a dog outside of a lab? Humans are so fucking obnoxious.
November 19, 2025 at 9:52 PM
I wish it were mine! There’s a seemingly endless stream of them online—that’s just my favorite. 🙃
November 8, 2025 at 12:56 PM
It’s because Shawarma Law is coming!
November 7, 2025 at 10:47 PM
This is always my answer as well. 🙃
October 31, 2025 at 12:48 AM
And I mean, who even *are* the NIMBYs in this case? The treasury Department across the street?
October 26, 2025 at 8:38 PM