Higurashi is for people who love The Good Place so much that they wish there was a spin-off called The Bad Place

poked at Twitter for the first time in a while and jesus christ that site is completely unusable now

i have GOT to get Gayer

my toxic office trait is that i can never remember to grab my printouts from the tray 😩🙇

they should make a pastel teal flavored heart emoji

do hummingbirds like root beer

so I tell people I’m non-binary but I thought up a better way to convey that I’m actually a genderless alien creature that depending on the time of day wants to be perceived as either a he/him lesbian, a kinky librarian, or as absolutely nothing in particular

i call it “manic pixie gender slut”

for the last time i'm not autistic. i act like a stereotypically autistic person but that's because my specific combination of brain diseases that aren't autism make me act that way

everything reminds me of him

is he cute or is he just wearing glasses

i be sleeping naked. and im tired of pretending im not

on my knees BEGGING @dropout.tv to get Chris Fleming on Crowd Control and/or Make Some Noise and/or Smartypants

the audacity of Spectrum to think it has the right to text me. on my cell phone . that’s for moots only

the manosphere be like “men, giving your wife an orgasm is gay”