Pony Horse
@magicaltalkingpony.bsky.social
30s. Strategy games, art I like, and personal ramblings. That Silver Surfer picture is one of my favorite images of all time. Any pronouns are fine.
I keep having dreams where giant cannons are methods of transportation. One where it shot you into the air and you'd parachute down automatically, and the other would shoot your car across the ocean so fast it would hydroplane across.
My subconscious operates on Donkey Kong logic.
My subconscious operates on Donkey Kong logic.
December 26, 2025 at 10:05 PM
I keep having dreams where giant cannons are methods of transportation. One where it shot you into the air and you'd parachute down automatically, and the other would shoot your car across the ocean so fast it would hydroplane across.
My subconscious operates on Donkey Kong logic.
My subconscious operates on Donkey Kong logic.
The story/personality I've given this White run so far:
Hilbert: Grew up an incredibly sickly child who stayed indoors a lot. Spent almost all his free time watching older sci-fi and horror movies.
Servine: Nicknamed Plissken, Docile nature. Fights evasive and underhandedly, but good natured.
Hilbert: Grew up an incredibly sickly child who stayed indoors a lot. Spent almost all his free time watching older sci-fi and horror movies.
Servine: Nicknamed Plissken, Docile nature. Fights evasive and underhandedly, but good natured.
December 26, 2025 at 6:03 AM
The story/personality I've given this White run so far:
Hilbert: Grew up an incredibly sickly child who stayed indoors a lot. Spent almost all his free time watching older sci-fi and horror movies.
Servine: Nicknamed Plissken, Docile nature. Fights evasive and underhandedly, but good natured.
Hilbert: Grew up an incredibly sickly child who stayed indoors a lot. Spent almost all his free time watching older sci-fi and horror movies.
Servine: Nicknamed Plissken, Docile nature. Fights evasive and underhandedly, but good natured.
I feel like the worst thing you can do over the Holidays is stress about them. Prepping for them is supposed to be part of the fun, and if it feels like an obligation you're just gonna wear yourself out. It's not your birthday, so don't harsh the vibe.
December 26, 2025 at 4:16 AM
I feel like the worst thing you can do over the Holidays is stress about them. Prepping for them is supposed to be part of the fun, and if it feels like an obligation you're just gonna wear yourself out. It's not your birthday, so don't harsh the vibe.
Heatmor is surprisingly kinda balanced for the early game. It's got good stats, but its best move is Incinerate at 30 power for a good chunk of the early game, and the next fire move is just fire spin. You gotta wait until level 31 for an okay attack in Flame Burst.
December 24, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Heatmor is surprisingly kinda balanced for the early game. It's got good stats, but its best move is Incinerate at 30 power for a good chunk of the early game, and the next fire move is just fire spin. You gotta wait until level 31 for an okay attack in Flame Burst.
They revealed how Stop N Swop was gonna work, in a document entirely in comic sans. This is a nice gift.
December 24, 2025 at 6:55 PM
They revealed how Stop N Swop was gonna work, in a document entirely in comic sans. This is a nice gift.
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Replaying gen 5, and maybe a few others, but doing the manga thing and hacking in an underrated mon to be my "real" starter along with the main one. I decided on Heatmor.
December 24, 2025 at 2:24 AM
Replaying gen 5, and maybe a few others, but doing the manga thing and hacking in an underrated mon to be my "real" starter along with the main one. I decided on Heatmor.
I've been making candy all day and have eaten none of it, because I'm a good horsie who's trying to get on the nice list.
December 23, 2025 at 11:47 PM
I've been making candy all day and have eaten none of it, because I'm a good horsie who's trying to get on the nice list.
Despite Wes being the coolest and the most "morally gray" Pokemon protagonist, the fact he starts with Umbreon and Espeon who only evolve via friendship kinda paints him as a big softie. I wonder if the reason he defected from Snagem is because they wanted to make them Shadow Pokemon?
December 23, 2025 at 3:03 AM
Despite Wes being the coolest and the most "morally gray" Pokemon protagonist, the fact he starts with Umbreon and Espeon who only evolve via friendship kinda paints him as a big softie. I wonder if the reason he defected from Snagem is because they wanted to make them Shadow Pokemon?
I HAVEN'T EVEN BEATEN THE FIRST GYM, WHAT THE FUCK MAN
December 21, 2025 at 6:41 AM
I HAVEN'T EVEN BEATEN THE FIRST GYM, WHAT THE FUCK MAN
It's kinda funny how despite having probably the most lighthearted Link, Windwaker has easily the saddest Ganondorf.
They also gave him a bigass bird, and they need to do that again. I'd love to see the Helmaroc king designed to fit in other Zelda games, and generally be a reoccurring "pet".
They also gave him a bigass bird, and they need to do that again. I'd love to see the Helmaroc king designed to fit in other Zelda games, and generally be a reoccurring "pet".
December 21, 2025 at 4:38 AM
It's kinda funny how despite having probably the most lighthearted Link, Windwaker has easily the saddest Ganondorf.
They also gave him a bigass bird, and they need to do that again. I'd love to see the Helmaroc king designed to fit in other Zelda games, and generally be a reoccurring "pet".
They also gave him a bigass bird, and they need to do that again. I'd love to see the Helmaroc king designed to fit in other Zelda games, and generally be a reoccurring "pet".
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I love Fire Punch, but it frontloads most of its disturbing content. The Manga gets darker, but it never really gets as disturbing as the first 10 or so chapters. It feels like directionless misery until Agni meets Togata, who takes the role of "Director." And then the manga has direction.
December 20, 2025 at 5:38 AM
I love Fire Punch, but it frontloads most of its disturbing content. The Manga gets darker, but it never really gets as disturbing as the first 10 or so chapters. It feels like directionless misery until Agni meets Togata, who takes the role of "Director." And then the manga has direction.
If you look closely at the flickering light on the ceiling, you'll notice the flickers aren't random, they can be translated into morse code. And when translated, we get the word "sbvvgbrgtr". The true meaning of this word is still uknown to us.
December 19, 2025 at 8:38 PM
If you look closely at the flickering light on the ceiling, you'll notice the flickers aren't random, they can be translated into morse code. And when translated, we get the word "sbvvgbrgtr". The true meaning of this word is still uknown to us.
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...Does N still say something really cheesy when they awaken Zekrom? I played white version so I got "BURN, BABY, BURN!" when he summoned Reshiram.
...or at least. I think it's N. It could just be a very, very excited and enthusiastic Plasma grunt.
...or at least. I think it's N. It could just be a very, very excited and enthusiastic Plasma grunt.
December 18, 2025 at 1:34 AM
...Does N still say something really cheesy when they awaken Zekrom? I played white version so I got "BURN, BABY, BURN!" when he summoned Reshiram.
...or at least. I think it's N. It could just be a very, very excited and enthusiastic Plasma grunt.
...or at least. I think it's N. It could just be a very, very excited and enthusiastic Plasma grunt.
You can tell it's the holidays because I'm thinking about how weird the rankin bass specials get. Rudolph's Shiny New year is structured like a fucking JRPG, where various characters across time join you. They did Chrono Trigger before Chrono Trigger.
December 17, 2025 at 7:28 PM
You can tell it's the holidays because I'm thinking about how weird the rankin bass specials get. Rudolph's Shiny New year is structured like a fucking JRPG, where various characters across time join you. They did Chrono Trigger before Chrono Trigger.
2025 game tier list
contains phillippe: look outside, kingdoms of the dump
contains character named phillippe: pokemon legends z-a
contains character that inspired phillippe: deltarune chapters 3/4
no phillippe: everything else
contains phillippe: look outside, kingdoms of the dump
contains character named phillippe: pokemon legends z-a
contains character that inspired phillippe: deltarune chapters 3/4
no phillippe: everything else
December 17, 2025 at 4:42 AM
2025 game tier list
contains phillippe: look outside, kingdoms of the dump
contains character named phillippe: pokemon legends z-a
contains character that inspired phillippe: deltarune chapters 3/4
no phillippe: everything else
contains phillippe: look outside, kingdoms of the dump
contains character named phillippe: pokemon legends z-a
contains character that inspired phillippe: deltarune chapters 3/4
no phillippe: everything else
So Denji's new form has his eyes exposed, he just ate the Moray Eel devil, and now Yoru is weaponizing the moon.
Is this a fucking "that's amore" joke?
WHEN THE MOON HITS YOUR ASS
AND YOUR PAIN COMES TO PASS
THAT'S FOR MORAY
Is this a fucking "that's amore" joke?
WHEN THE MOON HITS YOUR ASS
AND YOUR PAIN COMES TO PASS
THAT'S FOR MORAY
December 16, 2025 at 6:40 PM
So Denji's new form has his eyes exposed, he just ate the Moray Eel devil, and now Yoru is weaponizing the moon.
Is this a fucking "that's amore" joke?
WHEN THE MOON HITS YOUR ASS
AND YOUR PAIN COMES TO PASS
THAT'S FOR MORAY
Is this a fucking "that's amore" joke?
WHEN THE MOON HITS YOUR ASS
AND YOUR PAIN COMES TO PASS
THAT'S FOR MORAY
oh no, character now has dedicated tag on my blog.
December 16, 2025 at 3:36 AM
oh no, character now has dedicated tag on my blog.
The intro segment with Roxas in KH2 is really weird in a good, intentional way that sets up the tone and themes of the franchise perfectly and it's entirely wasted on all the preteens who played it and just wanted to get back to playing as Sora already.
December 15, 2025 at 5:10 AM
The intro segment with Roxas in KH2 is really weird in a good, intentional way that sets up the tone and themes of the franchise perfectly and it's entirely wasted on all the preteens who played it and just wanted to get back to playing as Sora already.