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Backpfeifengeischt is a German word which, roughly translated into English, means "a face that is in need of a punch." Just so the joke about the name lands as hard as the fist of #anthonyjoshua did on the glass jaw of #JakePaul. #Magic #MtG #MagictheGathering
Backpfeifengesicht 2 W W A picture of Jake Paul with his tongue out looking VERY punchable. Creature - Noble Coward Rules: Prevent all damage that would be done to Backpfeifengesicht. Whenever Backpfeifengesicht attacks, any creature able to must block it. 0/1 Flavor: "Ya, it's the BOOOMCLOT, ya know what it be, i'ry..." - Jake Paul
December 30, 2025 at 12:01 AM
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Before I knew there was a #Deadpool official magic card I tried making one.

After finding that out I made an entire Deadpool deck because there's near infinite Deadpools so why the fuck not.

#MagictheGathering #MtG #Magic #custom
Deadpool, 1 R R R A picture of Deadpool in the backseat of a Honda Odyssey splattered with blood holding a knife and beckoning the camera closer. Legendary Creature - Mercenary Rules: First Strike, Hexproof. If Deadpool is in your graveyard or exiled, you may pay R and return him to your hand. T: destroy target creature you control and target creature you don't control. Flavor: "Wait is this one of those stupid flavor texts on the bottom of the card where you're supposed to be all deep and meaningful?" - Deadpool
December 29, 2025 at 11:40 PM
magicalwtf.bsky.social
Part 2: Meme Boogaloo

#meme #magic #magicthegathering #mtg #sesamestreet #spiderman #shaq #firstofallloweryourvoice #spicy
No, You; 2 U The meme of two spider men pointing at each other. Instant Rules: Create a copy of any spell or ability. You man choose new targets for it. Flavor: "No, don't point at me, I'm point at you!" "Well, we're both pointing!" "What's your point?" Surprise, U U U Shaq looking in the camera during his "hot ones" interview, surprised by how hot the wings are. Instant Rules: Create X 1/1 red Pepper creature tokens, where X is the number of attacking creatures. These tokens have defender and "this creature must block if able." Flavor: "I mean, I don't know if ... WHOO! That's ... whoa, baby ..." - Shaq Revolutionary Puppet UU Kermit, annoyed at someone to the right of the card, with an AR on his back. Creature - Rebel Puppet Rules: Revolutionary Puppet can't block. At the end of your opponent's turn, if you have two or more creatures tapped, they pick one. That creature doesn't untap during your untap step. Flavor: "First of all, lower your voice ..." - Kermit An Unfriendly Neighborhood Sesame Street but they have knives and guns and cross looks. Land Rules: T; Add one colorless mana to your mana pool. All creatures get +1/+0 until end of turn. T; Creatures you control gain first strike until end of turn. Flavor: "Burt, I wish you wouldn't drink so much, Burt." "Well, Eernie, I wish you wouldn't eat COOKIES ON THE DAMN BED!" "Burt, you're shouting again Burt!"
December 29, 2025 at 7:40 AM
magicalwtf.bsky.social
I have an internet meme deck that I put together as one of the decks for a recent get together with friends.

This not only worked surprisingly well it was the easiest for folks to just understand in a lot of cases. It was VERY fun to play although it lacked endgame.

#memes #MagictheGathering #mtg
Pay Up Now, u u The oil painting of John Krimmel from 1819 of a guy pointing at his empty extended hand demanding money that has become an internet meme with the exact vibe of "pay me what you owe me, jackass, now." Rules: Whenever an opponent plays a spell, they may pay 1. If they don't, you may draw a card. Flavor: "Do you know what Chuck Berry said every night before counting one, two, three, four? Pay me my money!" - Basher Tarr They Are Multiplying UU A meme of squidward looking at four spongebobs, his eyes bulging comically. It has meme-like text of the words "they are multiplying" top and bottom with different hard to read text behind it. Enchantment They are Multiplying enters play tapped. Whenever a creature you control enters the graveyard, create a 2/2 blue sponge creature token with Vigilance. UU, tap: create a 2/2 blue sponge creature token with vigilance. Flavor: "Oh please be quiet SpongbOHMYGOD-How ... how many of you are there?" - Squidward Grand Party, UU A picture of Leo from the Great Gatsby where he has the champaign extended, the meme of "I'm celebrating you." Instant Rules: "Tap all creatures. Skip all combat steps this turn. Both players draw cards until their hand count is seven." Flavor: "Cheers, old sport. This one's for you. Welcome to the party." - Gatsby Polite Cat, 1 U An internet meme image of a very polite cat Creature - Cat Rules: Defender. If Polite Cat would deal or be dealt damage, prevent it. Flavor: "I'm sorry, but we don't allow pets ... OK, well, I'll make an exception because he looks very polite."
December 29, 2025 at 7:32 AM
magicalwtf.bsky.social
I love it when the game turns into borderline complete nonsense.

Part of me wants to make it do the Deadpool thing where it switches the rule text of the cards but I think this works.
Ridiculous Plot Twist, B The image is the scene in Face/Off when Travolta shows Nick Cage they have effectively swapped lives and Travolta has Nick's wedding ring on. Enchantment 3: Activate this only as a sorcery. Gain control of target creature. Target opponent gains control of target creature you control. Any player may pay 3 and activate this effect as if they controlled Ridiculous Plot Twist
December 29, 2025 at 3:43 AM
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Sorry, but my cat says no.

#Grumpycat #Magic #MtG #MagictheGathering
Grumpy Cat, U A picture of Grumpy Cat Creature - Cat Defender 2 U, Tap: Counter target spell or ability. It's controller draws a card. "I tried being bright and cheery once. It was awful." - Marvin 0/2
December 29, 2025 at 12:58 AM
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Still can't tell if this is the dumbest thing I've ever made or inspired in a twisted way but it's fun to play. And to play against.

"Ok well after all of that I play 'I will fucking kill you'" is good for a surprising number of laughs.

#magic #MtG #Deadpool #MagictheGathering
I will fucking kill you. 1 R R The image is Deadpool pointing a gun at you, with the gun breaking out of the image box. Instant. Your life total becomes what it was at the beginning of the turn. "That doesn't count. Bullshit. I call redo. Why? Because I will fucking shoot you in your cock hole. Yes, you sitting there reading this." - Deadpool
December 29, 2025 at 12:37 AM
magicalwtf.bsky.social
To quote every eleven year old who watched any part of that fight after on YouTube: "good, fuck Jake Paul. That guy sucks."

#Magic #MagictheGathering #MtG #Custom
Karma, 3WW An image of Jake Paul right as his jaw is breaking from a hard punch. Instant Karma deals X damage to all tapped creatures you don't control, where X is the total number of tapped creatures. You gain X life. "Ay yo, it's ya boy Jake Paul, out here getting y'all ready for White Boy Summer ..." - Jake, Jaw of Glass
December 29, 2025 at 12:26 AM