Michael McCall
@magiccitysaint.bsky.social
Husband, father, semi-retired comedian, bon vivant.
If you can’t pronounce acetaminophen, you shouldn’t be allowed to ban it.
September 23, 2025 at 12:49 AM
If you can’t pronounce acetaminophen, you shouldn’t be allowed to ban it.
If you're interested, I taped an appearance on a new game show, The Perfect Line, which starts airing today on channel 42 in Birmingham at 9AM CT. I don't know when my episode will air, but tune in to see.
September 8, 2025 at 1:24 PM
If you're interested, I taped an appearance on a new game show, The Perfect Line, which starts airing today on channel 42 in Birmingham at 9AM CT. I don't know when my episode will air, but tune in to see.
The great thing about RFK Jr. running the HHS department is just how healthy he looks and acts. What a healthy man.
September 4, 2025 at 6:32 PM
The great thing about RFK Jr. running the HHS department is just how healthy he looks and acts. What a healthy man.
@danagould.bsky.social I picked up the complete Night Gallery at a thrift store yesterday. What episodes would you recommend? We watched the pilot "Cemetery" last night. Great stuff.
September 4, 2025 at 3:48 PM
@danagould.bsky.social I picked up the complete Night Gallery at a thrift store yesterday. What episodes would you recommend? We watched the pilot "Cemetery" last night. Great stuff.
Sorry boss, I can't come in today. I'm "overburdened with mitochondrial challenges".
August 28, 2025 at 8:12 PM
Sorry boss, I can't come in today. I'm "overburdened with mitochondrial challenges".
I can't believe that the country that sent a man on the moon can't figure out a way to stop children being killed at school and church. Actually, we know the way, we would just rather have guns then living children.
August 27, 2025 at 6:09 PM
I can't believe that the country that sent a man on the moon can't figure out a way to stop children being killed at school and church. Actually, we know the way, we would just rather have guns then living children.
“Who are these swine? These flag-sucking half-wits who get fleeced and fooled by stupid little rich kids?” - Hunter Thompson
January 29, 2025 at 6:08 PM
“Who are these swine? These flag-sucking half-wits who get fleeced and fooled by stupid little rich kids?” - Hunter Thompson
Clearly someone wished to end climate change on a monkey's paw. It's the only rational explanation.
January 21, 2025 at 9:24 PM
Clearly someone wished to end climate change on a monkey's paw. It's the only rational explanation.
Come see me do some comedy and magic tonight. 7:00PM. Be there.
January 17, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Come see me do some comedy and magic tonight. 7:00PM. Be there.
Where have you gone, Jimmy Pop?
Our nation turns its lonely eyes to you.
Our nation turns its lonely eyes to you.
January 9, 2025 at 6:09 PM
Where have you gone, Jimmy Pop?
Our nation turns its lonely eyes to you.
Our nation turns its lonely eyes to you.
Okay, algorithm. What?!?
December 9, 2024 at 10:11 PM
Okay, algorithm. What?!?
There is no sandwich better than the Thanksgiving leftover sandwich. Best sandwich of the year.
November 29, 2024 at 2:48 AM
There is no sandwich better than the Thanksgiving leftover sandwich. Best sandwich of the year.
Sure, we destroyed their culture and country, but what did the Native Americans introduce us to on that first Thanksgiving. Maize. What’s in everything now that has artificial sweeteners? Corn. What’s causing diabetes? Corn. I admire the long game. Well played. Well played.
November 28, 2024 at 3:10 PM
Sure, we destroyed their culture and country, but what did the Native Americans introduce us to on that first Thanksgiving. Maize. What’s in everything now that has artificial sweeteners? Corn. What’s causing diabetes? Corn. I admire the long game. Well played. Well played.
Is there anything a white woman can't get away with by giving a wave after? Cut you off in traffic, wave. Run into your car, wave. Vote against the interests of more than 50% of your country, wave.
November 19, 2024 at 10:04 PM
Is there anything a white woman can't get away with by giving a wave after? Cut you off in traffic, wave. Run into your car, wave. Vote against the interests of more than 50% of your country, wave.
Sorry, Crazy Bill. I like your fireworks, but I think I'm gonna go with Sane Explosives Expert Bill.
November 12, 2024 at 5:10 PM
Sorry, Crazy Bill. I like your fireworks, but I think I'm gonna go with Sane Explosives Expert Bill.
My wife wanted to know how to tell a coyote from a dog. I told her coyotes are more mangy and hunt their prey with ACME products.
November 12, 2024 at 4:59 PM
My wife wanted to know how to tell a coyote from a dog. I told her coyotes are more mangy and hunt their prey with ACME products.
“An Okinawan monster-god helps Godzilla defeat his bionic double.” You’ll read no better sentence today.
November 12, 2024 at 4:56 PM
“An Okinawan monster-god helps Godzilla defeat his bionic double.” You’ll read no better sentence today.
“You must be looking for my brother. I’m Condo Calrissian. I sell time shares on Bespin.”
November 12, 2024 at 4:53 PM
“You must be looking for my brother. I’m Condo Calrissian. I sell time shares on Bespin.”
Do you guys think the bass player from Pearl Jam still wears that big floppy hat?
November 12, 2024 at 4:50 PM
Do you guys think the bass player from Pearl Jam still wears that big floppy hat?
Fight Club remake where Vern slowly realizes he’s been Ernest the whole time.
November 12, 2024 at 4:48 PM
Fight Club remake where Vern slowly realizes he’s been Ernest the whole time.
Tried the Jack's Alabama White Sauce Chicken sandwich today. Thought it was weird when the woman in the drive-thru said, "it's white like the color, not the people."
November 12, 2024 at 4:32 PM
Tried the Jack's Alabama White Sauce Chicken sandwich today. Thought it was weird when the woman in the drive-thru said, "it's white like the color, not the people."
I had forgotten that Trump once called hamburgers “hamburders”, and I’ve been laughing about it all day.
November 12, 2024 at 4:31 PM
I had forgotten that Trump once called hamburgers “hamburders”, and I’ve been laughing about it all day.
We don't talk enough abut how great Jack Nicholson is in Mars Attacks.
November 12, 2024 at 4:30 PM
We don't talk enough abut how great Jack Nicholson is in Mars Attacks.
My son, upon seeing the cover to “Scary Monsters” by David Bowie, asks, “Is that a boy or a girl?” Exactly, son. Exactly.
November 12, 2024 at 4:29 PM
My son, upon seeing the cover to “Scary Monsters” by David Bowie, asks, “Is that a boy or a girl?” Exactly, son. Exactly.