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magickfart.bsky.social
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@magickfart.bsky.social
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me not that kind of orc
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magickfart.bsky.social
posting expert @magickfart.bsky.social · 7h
𐙚 ‧₊˚ ⋅ every ‧₊˚ ⋅ 𐙚

‧₊˚ ⋅ ‧₊˚ ⋅ eldest daughter ‧₊˚ ⋅ ‧₊˚ ⋅

₊˚ ⋅ was a ₊˚ ⋅

𐙚 ‧₊˚ ⋅ ravenclaw ‧₊˚ ⋅ 𐙚

‧₊˚ ⋅ ‧₊˚ ⋅ so we all dressed up ‧₊˚ ⋅ ‧₊˚ ⋅

₊˚ ⋅ as birds or whatever their mascot is ₊˚ ⋅

𐙚 ‧₊˚ ⋅ and we looked epic ‧₊˚ ⋅ 𐙚
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magickfart.bsky.social
posting expert @magickfart.bsky.social · 8h
no I don’t expect you to buy a pc that would be ridiculous. you should buy all the parts and build it instead
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magickfart.bsky.social
posting expert @magickfart.bsky.social · 8h
congrats. yor welcome. you only need to spend like $1100 more and then you can buy valheim and tame lox with me. I figured everyone else was pitching in to the honeymoon fund so I wanted to do something special
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magickfart.bsky.social
posting expert @magickfart.bsky.social · 8h
ignoring the wedding registry filled with a stand mixer and dutch ovens and expensive cutlery to buy you a $100 microcenter gift card
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magickfart.bsky.social
posting expert @magickfart.bsky.social · 8h
yes I vote for each candidate to help them out
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magickfart.bsky.social
posting expert @magickfart.bsky.social · 17h
DAE think it’s problematic for hasan to have an AirTag on his dog’s collar? A bit possessive and controlling if you ask me. but what do I know. I’m just a taxpayer. and redditor
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magickfart.bsky.social
posting expert @magickfart.bsky.social · 19h
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magickfart.bsky.social
posting expert @magickfart.bsky.social · 19h
running and falling and slipping and sliding
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magickfart.bsky.social
posting expert @magickfart.bsky.social · 19h
Bathroom gauntlet
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magickfart.bsky.social
posting expert @magickfart.bsky.social · 19h
✅
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magickfart.bsky.social
posting expert @magickfart.bsky.social · 19h
Yes… yes!!!!!! Give in to the ice cream for breakfast!!!
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magickfart.bsky.social
posting expert @magickfart.bsky.social · 1d
ran out of cream for our coffee so it’s affogato instead. utilize your free will
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magickfart.bsky.social
posting expert @magickfart.bsky.social · 1d
you can have icecream for breakfast if you want
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magickfart.bsky.social
posting expert @magickfart.bsky.social · 2d
every single photo of JD Vance I see I firmly believe is edited. you’re all pranking me
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magickfart.bsky.social
posting expert @magickfart.bsky.social · 2d
:D
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magickfart.bsky.social
posting expert @magickfart.bsky.social · 2d
to treat this foodbaby mmmyum
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magickfart.bsky.social
posting expert @magickfart.bsky.social · 2d
It could be the shampoo change.. it could be the prenatals.. but my hairline is slowly coming back bitches
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magickfart.bsky.social
posting expert @magickfart.bsky.social · 2d
yeap they call me that too
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magickfart.bsky.social
posting expert @magickfart.bsky.social · 2d
but you can call me sgt taxes
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magickfart.bsky.social
posting expert @magickfart.bsky.social · 2d
up north they call me dr handsome, but down south they call me mr intelligent
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magickfart.bsky.social
posting expert @magickfart.bsky.social · 2d
yup technically if you’re not actively giving birth you’re prenatal. so yeah we should all eat delicious gummies as a bedtime snack
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magickfart.bsky.social
posting expert @magickfart.bsky.social · 2d
prenatal gummies are a bedtime snack
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magickfart.bsky.social
posting expert @magickfart.bsky.social · 2d
had a good discussion about Big Toothpaste yesterday 👍🏻
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magickfart.bsky.social
posting expert @magickfart.bsky.social · 4d
unfortunately
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magickfart.bsky.social
posting expert @magickfart.bsky.social · 4d
basically
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