MagicMike
@magicmike.bsky.social
Aspiring literate
If I said I had it all together I’d be lying
He/Him
If I said I had it all together I’d be lying
He/Him
Recovered memory of looking over at the bar last night and seeing a man open a Snapchat group chat titled “nudes only” ☠️☠️
September 30, 2023 at 1:03 PM
Recovered memory of looking over at the bar last night and seeing a man open a Snapchat group chat titled “nudes only” ☠️☠️
To the man at the gym doing splits at the squat rack: It’s too early to get me feeling this type of way
September 24, 2023 at 1:47 PM
To the man at the gym doing splits at the squat rack: It’s too early to get me feeling this type of way
Can’t tell if it’s my normal end of week lethargy or the fact that the only thing I ate today was a bowl of life for breakfast
August 24, 2023 at 11:44 PM
Can’t tell if it’s my normal end of week lethargy or the fact that the only thing I ate today was a bowl of life for breakfast
Just saw a clip from Kelly Clarkson’s Vegas show and got immediate FOMO
July 29, 2023 at 9:23 PM
Just saw a clip from Kelly Clarkson’s Vegas show and got immediate FOMO
Gradually becoming a shirtless runner
July 29, 2023 at 8:40 PM
Gradually becoming a shirtless runner
Morning vibe check: not ready to wake up
July 25, 2023 at 10:51 AM
Morning vibe check: not ready to wake up
The constant game of “did I just catch you checking me out or did we just make random awkward eye contact” at the gym
July 20, 2023 at 11:58 PM
The constant game of “did I just catch you checking me out or did we just make random awkward eye contact” at the gym
Been told numerous times over the past week that I “blew up” and am “huge”. Cue body dysmorphia
July 18, 2023 at 11:33 PM
Been told numerous times over the past week that I “blew up” and am “huge”. Cue body dysmorphia
“My muffin top is all that”
July 11, 2023 at 1:21 AM
“My muffin top is all that”
My toxic trait is thinking half a bottle of wine is “a glass”
July 8, 2023 at 1:21 AM
My toxic trait is thinking half a bottle of wine is “a glass”
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I’m highly attractive (to mosquitoes)
July 8, 2023 at 1:00 AM
I’m highly attractive (to mosquitoes)
I really need to introduce the person I am when I go food shopping to the person I am that craves ice cream every night
July 4, 2023 at 1:37 AM
I really need to introduce the person I am when I go food shopping to the person I am that craves ice cream every night
The quantity of French fries I just consumed…. Unhealthy
July 3, 2023 at 11:47 PM
The quantity of French fries I just consumed…. Unhealthy
Nothing like a happy hour at conference to remind you that all scientists are socially awkward
July 1, 2023 at 2:28 AM
Nothing like a happy hour at conference to remind you that all scientists are socially awkward
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People: *exists*
Republicans: no, not like that
Republicans: no, not like that
June 30, 2023 at 3:17 PM
People: *exists*
Republicans: no, not like that
Republicans: no, not like that
Woke up feeling some type of way 🥵
June 29, 2023 at 12:19 PM
Woke up feeling some type of way 🥵
Just got home from the gym and realizing my deodorant failed me today…
June 27, 2023 at 11:49 PM
Just got home from the gym and realizing my deodorant failed me today…
Nothing wakes up my delusion quite like the cute boy at the gym saying hi
June 27, 2023 at 11:07 PM
Nothing wakes up my delusion quite like the cute boy at the gym saying hi
reallllllly don’t want to get up this morning
June 27, 2023 at 10:27 AM
reallllllly don’t want to get up this morning
Truly forgot what a hellscape the after work gym crowd is 💀
June 26, 2023 at 11:09 PM
Truly forgot what a hellscape the after work gym crowd is 💀
Forgot this brioche needs to double proof so now I just have 2 hours to fill
June 25, 2023 at 2:07 PM
Forgot this brioche needs to double proof so now I just have 2 hours to fill