I turn on the game and the Astros score seven runs unanswered to take the lead.

Why am I not allowed happiness?

#MnTwins beat the Pale Hose 6–1 and somehow everyone in the AL Comedy Central is 2–4.

Twins Magic Number: 157.

That’s more like it.

#MnTwins win 8–3 over the Southsiders.

Twins Magic Number: 160

T–––s

The White Sox are above .500 for the first time in two years.

I don’t like that.

Darn.

Congratulations to the Minnesota Twins on their new television network!

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