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I think Morcant is going to be far and away more consistent, Maralen runs into the classic problem for any theft strategy: Your opponents decks are rarely optimized to work with yours. Plus, she doesn't get rid of timing restrictions, so digging on opponent's turns means you can only use instants.
January 21, 2026 at 2:26 PM
I think Morcant is going to be far and away more consistent, Maralen runs into the classic problem for any theft strategy: Your opponents decks are rarely optimized to work with yours. Plus, she doesn't get rid of timing restrictions, so digging on opponent's turns means you can only use instants.
After rolling nat 1s to get into those situations
January 5, 2026 at 8:28 PM
After rolling nat 1s to get into those situations
I love Jeselnik because he's what edgy, shock-value comedy ACTUALLY is. He tells Offensive Jokes, Chappelle tells Jokes that are Offensive and watching them side by side is a great way to demonstrate the difference.
January 1, 2026 at 7:49 PM
I love Jeselnik because he's what edgy, shock-value comedy ACTUALLY is. He tells Offensive Jokes, Chappelle tells Jokes that are Offensive and watching them side by side is a great way to demonstrate the difference.
I think this is a huge moment for World, because up to this moment it has just had all the memories of humanity but without having actually experienced any of it. It didn't have opinions or feelings on things. Mango ice cream forced it to experience just a little bit of being human.
December 21, 2025 at 5:50 AM
I think this is a huge moment for World, because up to this moment it has just had all the memories of humanity but without having actually experienced any of it. It didn't have opinions or feelings on things. Mango ice cream forced it to experience just a little bit of being human.
Normally, when Carol asks a question the World can answer immediately, drawing on the perfect memory of (almost) all of humanity.
With Zosia's favorite food, it has to think about it. I think this is because Person Zosia never thought about her favorite food. So World had to actually come up with it
With Zosia's favorite food, it has to think about it. I think this is because Person Zosia never thought about her favorite food. So World had to actually come up with it
December 21, 2025 at 5:49 AM
Normally, when Carol asks a question the World can answer immediately, drawing on the perfect memory of (almost) all of humanity.
With Zosia's favorite food, it has to think about it. I think this is because Person Zosia never thought about her favorite food. So World had to actually come up with it
With Zosia's favorite food, it has to think about it. I think this is because Person Zosia never thought about her favorite food. So World had to actually come up with it
That's the real reason red lobster had to be bankrupted, too much death sentence evasion going on. Illuminati had to silence the lobster.
December 21, 2025 at 5:33 AM
That's the real reason red lobster had to be bankrupted, too much death sentence evasion going on. Illuminati had to silence the lobster.
Hey, you should cancel your WSJ subscription.
December 17, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Hey, you should cancel your WSJ subscription.
Reminds me of the original Civil War, where after Iron Man had his big reveal he did one for Spiderman and it cut to a bunch of people like "Who?" and "That's just some kid" and then just an unconscious J Jonah Jameson.
December 12, 2025 at 5:28 PM
Reminds me of the original Civil War, where after Iron Man had his big reveal he did one for Spiderman and it cut to a bunch of people like "Who?" and "That's just some kid" and then just an unconscious J Jonah Jameson.
Absolute perfect twist ending.
December 10, 2025 at 6:53 PM
Absolute perfect twist ending.
I'm sorry, do you prefer your poop rivers to be highly pressurized and easily burst?
November 12, 2025 at 4:49 AM
I'm sorry, do you prefer your poop rivers to be highly pressurized and easily burst?
I dont know shit about wrestling but I really like the little steppy-steppy Ryan gosling did to prepare for his face punch(kneeface?)
November 12, 2025 at 2:28 AM
I dont know shit about wrestling but I really like the little steppy-steppy Ryan gosling did to prepare for his face punch(kneeface?)
Look i gotta unburden this knowledge somewhere
October 25, 2025 at 3:26 AM
Look i gotta unburden this knowledge somewhere
god forbid a man have a hobby
October 22, 2025 at 7:52 PM
god forbid a man have a hobby
I'd pay to watch him fall down two flights of stairs.
October 1, 2025 at 4:33 PM
I'd pay to watch him fall down two flights of stairs.
*cough cough* Wes Anderson *cough*
October 1, 2025 at 4:33 PM
*cough cough* Wes Anderson *cough*
Show Kelley: "Omg I messed up your pool game, I'm so quirky!"
Feeds Kelley: *whispering to herself in a dark room* "Gotta catch the ants gotta grind em up hide it in the food eat the ants the ants will let me win buuuuuugggs"
Feeds Kelley: *whispering to herself in a dark room* "Gotta catch the ants gotta grind em up hide it in the food eat the ants the ants will let me win buuuuuugggs"
September 10, 2025 at 12:56 PM
Show Kelley: "Omg I messed up your pool game, I'm so quirky!"
Feeds Kelley: *whispering to herself in a dark room* "Gotta catch the ants gotta grind em up hide it in the food eat the ants the ants will let me win buuuuuugggs"
Feeds Kelley: *whispering to herself in a dark room* "Gotta catch the ants gotta grind em up hide it in the food eat the ants the ants will let me win buuuuuugggs"
Is she the Fred from scooby doo looking one?
August 22, 2025 at 4:46 AM
Is she the Fred from scooby doo looking one?
Me and my wife the last 2 days.
August 22, 2025 at 2:30 AM
Me and my wife the last 2 days.
Surprised she didn't just leaf
June 25, 2025 at 3:14 AM
Surprised she didn't just leaf
Legit take: first 5 mins is the opening of spaceballs 2, fades to black mid scene. Open on Lonestar waking up in a movie theater, he slept through it. The whole plot of the rest of the movie is tied heavily to the historical events of 'spaceballs 2', which Lonestsr can't remember because he slept
June 12, 2025 at 6:54 PM
Legit take: first 5 mins is the opening of spaceballs 2, fades to black mid scene. Open on Lonestar waking up in a movie theater, he slept through it. The whole plot of the rest of the movie is tied heavily to the historical events of 'spaceballs 2', which Lonestsr can't remember because he slept
I was an ardent unfan of video game romances until baldurs gate 3, but I may have been corrupted by the onslaught of 2010 bioware romances
May 20, 2025 at 5:06 AM
I was an ardent unfan of video game romances until baldurs gate 3, but I may have been corrupted by the onslaught of 2010 bioware romances
Oops, Israel also work with Hitler! We're all cucked now!
(The group Lehi sought aid from Nazi Germany and Italy to overthrow Mandatory Palestine and establish Israel.)
(The group Lehi sought aid from Nazi Germany and Italy to overthrow Mandatory Palestine and establish Israel.)
May 9, 2025 at 9:14 PM
Oops, Israel also work with Hitler! We're all cucked now!
(The group Lehi sought aid from Nazi Germany and Italy to overthrow Mandatory Palestine and establish Israel.)
(The group Lehi sought aid from Nazi Germany and Italy to overthrow Mandatory Palestine and establish Israel.)