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magicteddybear.bsky.social
@magicteddybear.bsky.social
DJ’s are doing this new thing where they play boring songs that they personally like instead of playing songs that keep everyone’s energy up and that’s weird. I can go home and listen to this shit in my headphones
October 20, 2025 at 12:55 AM
“How many people have you seen die? I’ve seen 7, but I don’t think it counts because it was all at once” - Glenn
August 16, 2025 at 5:03 AM
Don’t ever text me asking if you can call me. Just call. If it’s up to me, it’ll never happen. You gotta trick me! Catch me slippin!
March 27, 2025 at 1:28 AM
“Hold my hand cause these streets is wild
Hold my hand cause I’m still your child
Hold my hand cause it’s hard to smile
And, mama, it’s been that way for a while”
March 1, 2025 at 10:27 PM
Ayo hold up! I fucking love Wall-E! What the hell
January 5, 2025 at 4:15 AM
I wish elephants were bigger. I don’t know why. They just should be
December 31, 2024 at 12:48 AM
Saw The Iron Giant for the first time. Wow. I loved it. Need it on Blu-ray right now
December 26, 2024 at 3:12 PM
Me: I was going to go to the ballet tonight

Raul: Ohhhhh a man of culture. Why aren’t you going?

Me: because biiiiiiiitch I remembered Sonic the Hedgehog 3 just came out! WE OUTSIDE!
December 22, 2024 at 10:15 PM
WE EATIN!!
December 19, 2024 at 10:43 PM
Got all the way home and realized I left my banana bread at work
December 16, 2024 at 1:39 AM
Someone in my building is BLASTING Kendrick’s Euphoria on repeat lol
December 9, 2024 at 5:06 AM
Wicked is easily in my top 12 movies of the year
a man with curly hair and a mustache is making a face
ALT: a man with curly hair and a mustache is making a face
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December 6, 2024 at 12:41 AM
Can’t believe I used to watch Winnie the Pooh and eat applesauce, and now I get high and suck toes
December 2, 2024 at 6:55 AM
First Christmas movie of the season
December 2, 2024 at 1:36 AM
Transformers One is amazing! Wow! All hail Badassatron!
December 1, 2024 at 10:13 PM
On gawd I know my neighbors are SICK of hearing me play this new Kendrick album every day #MUSTAAAAAAAAARRRRRD
November 29, 2024 at 9:28 PM
Don’t text me “Happy thanksgiving” unless you wanna kiss
November 28, 2024 at 10:19 PM
Reposted
November 26, 2024 at 11:08 AM
When you want to get out of bed, but the comfiness keeps you there
November 26, 2024 at 6:21 PM