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The purging of CISA continues. Yea, I'm sure that will go great.

Anyone remember what happened when they killed the cats in Europe because a Pope got a hair up his ass?

The plague. We got the plague.

Feel like CISA is the same five-second thinking in action.

Future me is not happy
May 27, 2025 at 8:25 PM
I'm really curious to see how this is going to turn out.

Fuck it up bad, then when people start complaining about long wait times, no responses, lack of support...destroy it.

Because it wasn't working anyway, right?

Will people remember that it was working before they fucked it up?
May 19, 2025 at 9:21 PM
1 Old Fashioned cocktail equals a mellow evening.

3 Old Fashioned cocktails equals a night hollowing at the moon and watching old movies.

Luckily, it's a great moon tonight so it's all good...
May 11, 2025 at 3:42 AM
I have to appreciate the movie Conclave for giving us a realistic understanding of what is involved with nominating a new Pope.

But, I'm still adding my +1 vote for Isabella Rossellini to be our new Pope.
May 7, 2025 at 6:31 PM
Lil Yorkie dude, who magically appeared on my doorstep last week, had his vet visit. And, he has no chip, is in-tact, and he's a youngin'. Guess I have another dog. The cat is going to love this...
May 6, 2025 at 2:14 PM
I need a dumb phone that still has ALL the music...and maybe a few Podcast. Twenty years later and I'm ready to roll back to a Zune with the ability to make a phone call (and probably text).

Instant access to social media is making us all yearn for a rock and chisel.
May 5, 2025 at 3:26 PM
Had a Yorkie suddenly appear on my doorstep. Don't know where he came from, but he walked right in and made himself home.

And, now my other two dogs, not of the tiny canine variety, are trying to figure out what the hell is up with the new guy.

I'm also trying to figure that out.
May 3, 2025 at 4:47 AM
First brain thought: I should try and post a thought every day. It's a good mental, creative exercise.

Second brain thought: And yet, each night you can barely remember to set up the overnight oats that you have been eating for years.

This will be fun!
May 2, 2025 at 1:29 AM
First rule from the movie Labyrinth: You have no power over me.

Feel like this is still a good message to share with the masses.

Also, David Bowie forever.
April 13, 2025 at 3:23 AM
So, I finally finished binging Midsomer Murders and decided to take a hard 180...so, now I'm binging Star Trek: Next Gen.

Would really kill for a holodeck. I may never leave it and I'm okay with this fate.

Also, Stewart and Frakes are only 12 years apart. 🤔
March 6, 2025 at 1:51 PM
Reposted by Hypnotoad
As a professor of English, allow me to try, humbly and with the proper respect, to offer an appropriate response to the President’s address:

Fuck you, you fucked-up fuck, and fuck all the fuckers who willingly fuck with you, especially. You can all fuck all the way off, and then fuck off some more.
March 5, 2025 at 4:16 AM
Well, I took a week off from social media and have to say, I feel calmer.

Oh, there was a speech last night? What was...oh...

Oh no...

Balls...

Wtf??

Aaaaaand I'm talking a lil break...off to the science posters. Give me some of that dinosaur/quantum theory love.
March 5, 2025 at 3:19 PM
Saw Captain America this last weekend. Was a really good government spy/espionage movie. Was an okay Marvel movie.
I enjoyed them closing up some old hanging threads, and really appreciate those actors that came back for old parts.
Also, dude needs the super serum.
February 24, 2025 at 4:06 PM
Every time I open the news it feels like scratching a lottery ticket.

"Come on good news!!! Give me something to celebrate!!!"

*Page loads..**

"Damnit, now they're looting Social Security..."
February 18, 2025 at 8:39 PM
My official office seat warmer.
February 18, 2025 at 2:51 AM
So, AP News was kicked out of the White House because...checks notes...the call it the Gulf of MEXICO...

Do they even know what freedom of speech actually means or do they just have dancing nuts running through their head?

(yes, I know the real answer, it's just depressing...)
February 15, 2025 at 12:04 AM
Watching some live playthroughs of Avowed.

I don't really need another video game, do I??

I mean, one can never have too many video games.
February 14, 2025 at 2:08 AM
Well, that's just depressing...
Proton Mail Faces Backlash Over Claims of Political Neutrality Amid CEO’s Praise for Republican Party – TechStory
techstory.in
February 13, 2025 at 3:00 PM
President's Day is upon us and I'm trying to figure out how best to celebrate.

Cake?

Bourbon?

Explosives? (totally in the form of fireworks...probably)

Doom scrolling my sanity away?

Options are endless...
February 13, 2025 at 4:02 AM
I know Hanlon's Razor says "never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by stupidity", but what if sometimes it's both?

I feel like right now we're watching both fight it out on the global stage, and I'm not sure who I'm supposed to root for.

Books ftw!!!
February 12, 2025 at 3:12 AM
Nothing like the feeling when dipshit's plane lands back in town. It's a bit of sadness, mixed with some anger, a pinch of irritation, and a cup of why-can't-he-just-stay-in-Washington?.
Said dipshit being our non-elected, treasury-raiding, national IT hacking dipshit.

And he's back in town. 😒
February 8, 2025 at 2:17 AM
I kind of miss college. You would sit around and deconstruct some terrible movie. Try to figure out exactly what drugs the director was on when trying for weird symbology.
Now, I just listen to podcast and it isn't the same. None of them describe the drugs needed to make sense out of utter crap.
February 4, 2025 at 7:22 PM
I have been light binging Midsomer Murders for almost 2 months and I'm only on the 18th season (2016). This show just keeps going and going. I'm kind of down for it. Weird lil English serial murders in a small, lil English county are exactly what I need right now.

And, there's an adorable dog.
February 3, 2025 at 3:25 AM
Just remember, we're all basically meat computers flying through space on the rocky skin of a cue ball. It's a wild ride.

And I need more coffee to enjoy it ..
February 1, 2025 at 5:29 AM
Watching a cooking show make bagels and now I have a goal before bed.

Bagels!!!

Good thing it wasn't a bathroom remodel show.
January 31, 2025 at 2:58 AM