[redacted] The Snarky Preacher ™
@magistertempli.bsky.social
🇺🇲🦅 in exile in 🇨🇦🫎
Don't Give Up The Ship.
Holier Than Thou. Twitter Refugee. I'm a big deal in the Resistance.
Moneychangers driven from temples while you wait. Parody. Calling out the Orange Antichrist.
The Owls are not what they seem.
🧷📎
Don't Give Up The Ship.
Holier Than Thou. Twitter Refugee. I'm a big deal in the Resistance.
Moneychangers driven from temples while you wait. Parody. Calling out the Orange Antichrist.
The Owls are not what they seem.
🧷📎
He can have this one and stay on it
December 23, 2025 at 12:03 AM
He can have this one and stay on it
ICE agents will get their Nuremberg moment.
Without mercy.
And it will not be pretty.
Without mercy.
And it will not be pretty.
December 22, 2025 at 10:32 PM
ICE agents will get their Nuremberg moment.
Without mercy.
And it will not be pretty.
Without mercy.
And it will not be pretty.
You can start by dedicating a one hour segment on the Freedom of Speech and Freedom of the Press as bulwarks against tyranny and totalitarianism. That would at least give you the appearance of independent journalism.
December 22, 2025 at 5:15 PM
You can start by dedicating a one hour segment on the Freedom of Speech and Freedom of the Press as bulwarks against tyranny and totalitarianism. That would at least give you the appearance of independent journalism.
Do not normalize this. Ever.
December 22, 2025 at 5:12 PM
Do not normalize this. Ever.
Fixed it
December 22, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Fixed it
Hey Bari, this you???
December 22, 2025 at 3:55 PM
Hey Bari, this you???
Ahem....
December 22, 2025 at 2:24 PM
Ahem....
Your humble pie
Don't taste too nice
You better wise up
Bari Weiss
You better wise up
Put your lies up
Don't taste too nice
You better wise up
Bari Weiss
You better wise up
Put your lies up
December 22, 2025 at 2:04 PM
Your humble pie
Don't taste too nice
You better wise up
Bari Weiss
You better wise up
Put your lies up
Don't taste too nice
You better wise up
Bari Weiss
You better wise up
Put your lies up
Bigly!
December 21, 2025 at 11:44 PM
Bigly!
Narrator: his name is highlighted in black on every page
December 21, 2025 at 11:22 PM
Narrator: his name is highlighted in black on every page
Your mission, should you choose to accept it....
December 21, 2025 at 8:35 PM
Your mission, should you choose to accept it....
Cue "Dragnet" theme 👮 ⚖️
December 21, 2025 at 8:22 PM
Cue "Dragnet" theme 👮 ⚖️
Fun fact:
Forensic Document Analysis (and Reconstruction) is the investigative process in which redacted documents are de-redacted with the proper tools. This is especially true regardless of the redaction method, whether digital or physical (marker, sharpie).
Every redaction can be undone 🤫
Forensic Document Analysis (and Reconstruction) is the investigative process in which redacted documents are de-redacted with the proper tools. This is especially true regardless of the redaction method, whether digital or physical (marker, sharpie).
Every redaction can be undone 🤫
December 21, 2025 at 7:19 PM
Fun fact:
Forensic Document Analysis (and Reconstruction) is the investigative process in which redacted documents are de-redacted with the proper tools. This is especially true regardless of the redaction method, whether digital or physical (marker, sharpie).
Every redaction can be undone 🤫
Forensic Document Analysis (and Reconstruction) is the investigative process in which redacted documents are de-redacted with the proper tools. This is especially true regardless of the redaction method, whether digital or physical (marker, sharpie).
Every redaction can be undone 🤫
MAGA: Just because Trump cheated on his wives, raped children, misquotes Bible, defrauds contractors, is cruel and selfish, doesn't mean he's not a good Christian*
Also MAGA: you can't be a Democrat/progressive/ liberal and be a good Christian
*Narrator: each of these is prohibited by their Bible
Also MAGA: you can't be a Democrat/progressive/ liberal and be a good Christian
*Narrator: each of these is prohibited by their Bible
December 21, 2025 at 4:11 PM
MAGA: Just because Trump cheated on his wives, raped children, misquotes Bible, defrauds contractors, is cruel and selfish, doesn't mean he's not a good Christian*
Also MAGA: you can't be a Democrat/progressive/ liberal and be a good Christian
*Narrator: each of these is prohibited by their Bible
Also MAGA: you can't be a Democrat/progressive/ liberal and be a good Christian
*Narrator: each of these is prohibited by their Bible
Apologetics 101:
MAGA loves to misquote the Bible, esp 2 Thessalonians 3:10, "whoso would not work, let him also not eat" to deny benefits to the poor.
Wrong.
Thessaloniki thought they were so saved and holy they didn't need to work, leading to social collapse. This verse says "get back to work"
MAGA loves to misquote the Bible, esp 2 Thessalonians 3:10, "whoso would not work, let him also not eat" to deny benefits to the poor.
Wrong.
Thessaloniki thought they were so saved and holy they didn't need to work, leading to social collapse. This verse says "get back to work"
December 21, 2025 at 1:13 PM
Apologetics 101:
MAGA loves to misquote the Bible, esp 2 Thessalonians 3:10, "whoso would not work, let him also not eat" to deny benefits to the poor.
Wrong.
Thessaloniki thought they were so saved and holy they didn't need to work, leading to social collapse. This verse says "get back to work"
MAGA loves to misquote the Bible, esp 2 Thessalonians 3:10, "whoso would not work, let him also not eat" to deny benefits to the poor.
Wrong.
Thessaloniki thought they were so saved and holy they didn't need to work, leading to social collapse. This verse says "get back to work"
Background: an YUUGE part of my job in govt involved DoD and Congressionally mandated contracts, bids, procurement, logistics, funds, reimbursements, planning meetings and deconfliction protocols. The fact they were able to do this overnight indicates weeks of preplanning outside the legal process.
December 19, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Background: an YUUGE part of my job in govt involved DoD and Congressionally mandated contracts, bids, procurement, logistics, funds, reimbursements, planning meetings and deconfliction protocols. The fact they were able to do this overnight indicates weeks of preplanning outside the legal process.
The Kennedy Center "voted" yesterday to change the name and today they already installed the new name. This is suspicious: overnight signage is unrealistic: approvals and contracts need to be signed, designs, purchase, fabrication & install (and NHPA if historic) take weeks or months, not hours.
December 19, 2025 at 6:26 PM
The Kennedy Center "voted" yesterday to change the name and today they already installed the new name. This is suspicious: overnight signage is unrealistic: approvals and contracts need to be signed, designs, purchase, fabrication & install (and NHPA if historic) take weeks or months, not hours.
Today's the day
December 19, 2025 at 12:01 PM
Today's the day
Whoopsie 🙈
December 18, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Whoopsie 🙈
For the win 🏆
December 18, 2025 at 9:59 PM
For the win 🏆
They're hiding in plain sight
December 18, 2025 at 8:46 PM
They're hiding in plain sight