warp technology, pshaw! Peak eccentricity is the nature of the 'organics

I know things seem bad right now, but you have to admit, of all the times to be alive it's sort of fascinating that we apparently haven't peaked yet... otherwise the aliens would have made themselves known by now.

Try not to be such a hypercarnivorous nimravid feliform for just a minute and consider what a red dot you're acting like.