Michael Cleary
@magnificocleary.bsky.social
Pluto, Ganymede, the moon, all planets IAU can suck it
I’ve left so many chargers in places like this before. This is a karma-like cosmic payoff
December 17, 2025 at 11:24 PM
I’ve left so many chargers in places like this before. This is a karma-like cosmic payoff
Roomba with attitude
December 17, 2025 at 11:09 PM
Roomba with attitude
I always thought siblings. Dinah is his missing little sister. She looks up to him but also knows he’s a dork. He plays up to it to try make her laugh.
December 17, 2025 at 10:45 PM
I always thought siblings. Dinah is his missing little sister. She looks up to him but also knows he’s a dork. He plays up to it to try make her laugh.
I think if we’re gonna get technical the only weapon that destroys mass is a fission bomb?
December 17, 2025 at 7:12 PM
I think if we’re gonna get technical the only weapon that destroys mass is a fission bomb?
Now do ‘left handed‘
December 17, 2025 at 11:21 AM
Now do ‘left handed‘
I feel that WMD and The Big Bad Wolf are linguistically related phrases somehow
December 17, 2025 at 11:02 AM
I feel that WMD and The Big Bad Wolf are linguistically related phrases somehow
Observing who is going into what toilet is the behaviour of a creep
December 17, 2025 at 10:53 AM
Observing who is going into what toilet is the behaviour of a creep
and refusing to eat doesn’t make the government responsible for whatever you’re upset about
December 17, 2025 at 10:39 AM
and refusing to eat doesn’t make the government responsible for whatever you’re upset about
It was also clear why the IRA blamed the British in a way that I don’t entirely follow here
December 17, 2025 at 10:09 AM
It was also clear why the IRA blamed the British in a way that I don’t entirely follow here
in my ahistorical fantasy Aragorn would join in digging the road and buy beers for everyone when it was done
December 16, 2025 at 1:23 PM
in my ahistorical fantasy Aragorn would join in digging the road and buy beers for everyone when it was done
There’s a lot to be said for the Tolkien/early antiquity model of kingship. Just some fucking guy that technically we should respect but has no actual power beyond asking nicely
December 16, 2025 at 12:24 PM
There’s a lot to be said for the Tolkien/early antiquity model of kingship. Just some fucking guy that technically we should respect but has no actual power beyond asking nicely
You’d look a berk whispering on Hyde Park corner
December 16, 2025 at 10:42 AM
You’d look a berk whispering on Hyde Park corner
Even without its pedigree of failure it’s a weird as fuck thing to write in a headline
December 16, 2025 at 10:40 AM
Even without its pedigree of failure it’s a weird as fuck thing to write in a headline
Damn the armed forces were really relying on short arse coke fiends to defend the UK
December 16, 2025 at 10:16 AM
Damn the armed forces were really relying on short arse coke fiends to defend the UK
Fuckin ell you’ve got it bad boyo
December 16, 2025 at 10:04 AM
Fuckin ell you’ve got it bad boyo
It’s so pathetic. Proud Mother Russia’s moral guiding star is the US empire that they’re always condemning? We don’t accept ‘he did it first’ as an excuse from a child.
December 16, 2025 at 9:58 AM
It’s so pathetic. Proud Mother Russia’s moral guiding star is the US empire that they’re always condemning? We don’t accept ‘he did it first’ as an excuse from a child.
What’s that it’s in? It’s in a tin?
December 15, 2025 at 11:36 AM
What’s that it’s in? It’s in a tin?
The numbers of ancestors grows exponentially with each generation, so you don’t have to go back far before the number is bigger than the number of people who have ever lived. This means that, shock horror, we all share ancestors
December 15, 2025 at 10:50 AM
The numbers of ancestors grows exponentially with each generation, so you don’t have to go back far before the number is bigger than the number of people who have ever lived. This means that, shock horror, we all share ancestors
Expecting the PM to be following these pillocks and posting about it is twitter brained mate
December 15, 2025 at 8:57 AM
Expecting the PM to be following these pillocks and posting about it is twitter brained mate
I doubt it helps but I am still pissed off about that. You and Jon Holmes were the stars of the show
December 14, 2025 at 4:25 PM
I doubt it helps but I am still pissed off about that. You and Jon Holmes were the stars of the show