The markets are crashing, we can't afford eggs anymore, the economy is shrinking, our allies are abandoning us...

But we'll always have the Gulf of America.

Now that Starmer and Macron are proposing ceasefires in Ukraine - instead of just Trump - liberals are spinning round so fast that you could stick wires up their arse and generate sustainable energy from them.
The next few years is going to see a lot of this sort of directionless reactionary panic

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It's pretty nuts the amount of backtracking is being done by conservatives.

It went from: "Biden should lower gas and grocery prices!"
To: "Prices in the consumer market cannot be changed quickly by a single president or legislation."

They say it as if we haven't been telling them that 😭