I hope that bed is so fuckin comfy and you get a few days of just existing without any need to Do Anything

Thank YOU for reporting on this and reposting it this morning! I don't need to have the stats, I just need to be one more frustrated voice in the mix.

Called and left a message. Nothing more than "this is a terrible idea unless you're a virus," but every negative call is another one they have to listen to, right?

(These are all qualities that my current D&D character, Rotvah, either has or would make sense to acquire)

- prone to hissing
- has made pacts with (number) opposing gods
- won't stop touching (adjective) artifacts
- has more pockets than sense
- cast (aura spell) so many times that it is now permanent

Allow me to share one of my favorite tumblr polls of all time

*sees something blatantly fascist*
"What is this, COMMUNISM!?"

Horseshoe theory has rotted your brains

I know the common interpretation is that Scully is Autistic and Mulder is ADHD but to me it is *painfully obvious* that this man is AuDHD

📌

Thank you for describing Hell

"Gotta rot" is going to become a permanent fixture of my vocabulary, I fear

Just waiting for teens to bring back "got the morbs" from the late Victorian/early Edwardian

Sitting hurts, standing hurts, lying down hurts, there's pretty much no way for me to feel comfortable on a Pain Day until the pain passes, and I cannot predict when or how it will

Stretching alleviates the pain a little while I'm stretching, but doesn't have any long term effects. Just gotta ride it out till my body cooperates again