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scarycoded maggie @magseidolia.bsky.social · 21d

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scarycoded maggie @magseidolia.bsky.social · 2h

i appreciate the vocab lesson, wasp regent…

scarycoded maggie @magseidolia.bsky.social · 2h

I’ll watch out for sure, i don’t want to draw the ire of my fearsome friend the Wasp Regent…

scarycoded maggie @magseidolia.bsky.social · 2h

Oh this is really, really cool! thanks Gwen 🥰

scarycoded maggie @magseidolia.bsky.social · 2h

happy birthday!!!

scarycoded maggie @magseidolia.bsky.social · 2h

of course. now i believe you promised me a big bug fact recently…

scarycoded maggie @magseidolia.bsky.social · 2h

it’s fine to have a tantrum every now and then, you know. normal for larva.

scarycoded maggie @magseidolia.bsky.social · 2h

literally so cute.

scarycoded maggie @magseidolia.bsky.social · 3h

oh, there’s nothing shameful in being a bit late to the party, kiddo. Nothing at all. Some people are just late bloomers - even in six hundred years there’s still so much to learn, and it doesn’t make you any less for not having done it, champ!

I’m sure lots of wasps haven’t!

scarycoded maggie @magseidolia.bsky.social · 3h

talking an extra big game in hopes I get beaten extra hard :))

scarycoded maggie @magseidolia.bsky.social · 3h

then why did you lie about it??

scarycoded maggie @magseidolia.bsky.social · 3h

i got fucking stung by a wasp (actual) on my way out of work today right as i opened my phone to insult the wasp (child). What the fuck

scarycoded maggie @magseidolia.bsky.social · 3h

when pushed on not having sex you said you’d had women inside of you?

scarycoded maggie @magseidolia.bsky.social · 4h

i don’t think the wasp has been inside anyone, folks,

scarycoded maggie @magseidolia.bsky.social · 4h

well, see, this isn’t what you said before,

scarycoded maggie @magseidolia.bsky.social · 4h

bsky.app/profile/mags...

scarycoded maggie @magseidolia.bsky.social · 4h

Yeah I really don’t believe you.

scarycoded maggie @magseidolia.bsky.social · 4h

oh this looks delightful. virginally blessed.

scarycoded maggie @magseidolia.bsky.social · 4h

Yeah I really don’t believe you.

scarycoded maggie @magseidolia.bsky.social · 4h

i don’t think people who’ve done that talk about it like this

scarycoded maggie @magseidolia.bsky.social · 4h

I don’t think you’ve done this.

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Their Immaculate Majesty, King Hivemoon @hivemoon.bsky.social · 4h

I LOVE KISSING WOMEN AND HAVING REAL SEX

scarycoded maggie @magseidolia.bsky.social · 5h

are we friends? :)) friends hold friends at arm’s length :)) shaking you like a bottle of soda to carbonate you :))

scarycoded maggie @magseidolia.bsky.social · 5h

waspybothering is a long honored tradition…important to me and you…you are my good friend. i’m holding you between two hands at arm’s length.

scarycoded maggie @magseidolia.bsky.social · 5h

this was a joke by the way in response to something the wasp said please do not feel a need to rush in and reassure me that you respect me

scarycoded maggie @magseidolia.bsky.social · 6h

no one respects me….

scarycoded maggie @magseidolia.bsky.social · 6h

no one respects me….

scarycoded maggie @magseidolia.bsky.social · 6h

kicking my feet?? the wasp Respects Me?