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@magspaggs.bsky.social
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30s. she/they. bisexual.
whimsiful hater. ✨
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i want to play! give me a number between 1-100!
your top songs 2025
December 3, 2025 at 9:30 PM
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Ethan Hawke and Sydney Sweeney is taking me the fuck out. What do you mean.
a list of the actors on actors for this winter
December 3, 2025 at 4:14 PM
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can you guess the one song on this list that wasn’t on my workout mix? that I genuinely put on independently because I wanted to hear it?
Florida!!! (feat. Florence + The Machine) 29 listens • Taylor Swift, Florence + The Ma... Basic Being Basic 25 listens • Djo Pink Pony Club 24 listens • Chappell Roan How It's Done 24 listens • HUNTR/X, EJAE, AUDREY NUNA,... What It Sounds Like 22 listens • HUNTR/X, EJAE, AUDREY NUNA,... Soda Pop 22 listens • Saja Boys, Andrew Choi, Neckwav,... it boy E 21 listens • bbno$ The Next Time We Wed 21 listens • The Fratellis Scars 20 listens • Papa Roach • •• ... • • • • • • • • • • • • • •
December 3, 2025 at 2:03 PM
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I stopped using spotify in the fall so this is not complete but welcome to my spotify wrapped. it’s exactly what I thought it was going to be.
Your top genres 1 Indie Pop 2 Midwest Emo = Indie Folk Your top songs 1 Florida!!! Taylor Swift, Florence + The Machine 2 Basic Being Basic Djo 3 Pink Pony Club Chappell Roan 4 How It's Done HUNTR/X, EJAE, AUDREY NUNA, R... KPOP DEMON HUNTERS 5 What It Sounds Like HUNTR/X, EJAE, AUDREY NUNA, R... KPOP EMOR HUNTERS SOUNDTRACK PRONA Your top songs 1 Florida!!! Taylor Swift, Florence + The Machine 2 Basic Being Basic Djo 3 Pink Pony Club Chappell Roan 4 How It's Done HUNTR/X, EJAE, AUDREY NUNA, R... KPOP DEMON HUNTERS 5 What It Sounds Like HUNTR/X, EJAE, AUDREY NUNA, R... KPOP EMOR HUNTERS SOUNDTRACK PRONA You're in great company. 9% of global listeners are in your club. Your club favorites MCR The Wonder Years Papa Roach My Chemical Romance blink-182 Fall Out Boy Spanish Love Songs
December 3, 2025 at 1:58 PM
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here are some other stats. I talk a lot about movies but also buck and eddie and just the word fucking.
a word cloud with the following words: Most Used Words L:J vibes excited baby guys forgot without instead fuck together yall film brain second believe perfect genuinely friend women tell live three morning directed wait start call wrong week watch insane kids cannot night care hope scen moviesky game stupid friends eddie movie miss hard simply looks movies find fucking girl vibe filmsky episode buck those mean season funny cute crazy happy watched character stop loved done favorite show remember started story talk makes incredible phone characters shit thinking bobby shows understand weird myself wedding diaz space my touch grass graph that says I am chronically online with 11 posts a day.
December 3, 2025 at 2:21 AM
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obsessed with all of you (in a good way) 🫶🏻
my most interacted with and it’s a bunch of pfps in a circle.
December 3, 2025 at 2:16 AM
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remembered I had free will and got a shirley temple at the movies.
a shirley temple and a bag of popcorn
November 30, 2025 at 9:01 PM
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Corinne an OSU Fan? I know that’s right.
a screenshot of brutus holding a flag that says ohio against the world
November 29, 2025 at 8:37 PM
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hey! it hurt more watching this happen!
And Shane left. He realized, when he was back in his room, that they hadn't even kissed. He also real-ized, with horror, that he regretted that.
November 29, 2025 at 5:07 AM
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Also Shane putting a suit on for the first meeting? Absolutely fucking insane. I love him. The loser.
two men standing over two coffins and it says i love my dumb gay son.
November 29, 2025 at 1:09 AM
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Haven’t updated this list in forever. Anyway finished this.
I could probably fix Shane Hollander but whatever is wrong is infinitely funnier. Extra Spicy believable change and grow Heated Rivalry By Rachel Reid RACHELRE AFATER
November 28, 2025 at 11:17 PM
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Here are some of my favorite slides.
lee webb age unknown profession former hunter/bar owner episodes: Were hunters together in the “old days” Ran with Dean and John but not Sam Owns a bar and retired from the life. Dean and Lee sing a song together while bisexual lighting shows up behind them. Dean is literally So Happy to See His Friend Had some kind of situation where they slept with triplets. It’s unclear what the situation was there. But we can use our imagination. Quotes: “You remember that time he caught us wasted on a hunt? Hm? He was so mad. I-I thought he was gonna have an aneurysm.” “Oh, man, but I'll tell you what. He always liked you. He always liked you.” “After everything we've done, aren't -- aren't we owed a little happiness, huh? Don't we deserve that much?” “Why do you care so much Dean?” “Because someone has to” Age: 100’s of years old Profession: Vampire Episode: 12 Turned into a Vampire during his life on Earth and therefore cursed to a never-ending life in Purgatory Met Dean (and also Cas) in Purgatory. He and Dean were “war buddies” as Jensen Ackles has said. Sam never trusted him because he was a “vampire” and Sam is a stupid bitch. Willing to do literally anything for Dean Winchester. Tries to live on the straight and narrow post Purgatory. “Rode” Dean out of purgatory. You may think I’m kidding but that’s what they called it. Cas and Benny have a bitchy relationship with each other. Purgatory was “Pure” and it’s a place Dean feels most himself. Shares Dean view that Humanity it good and worth saving. Also unimportant to Benny but the guy who plays him is now married to DJ Qualls. They met through Supernatural. You might think this is a joke, it’s not. They are fully married. It’s really cute. “Benny, what's going on?” “You and that whole friend thing, man.” I'm not a good fit, Dean. Not with vampires and, for sure, not with the humans. I don't belong. And after a while... that starts to wear on you. Right? Cry me a river. Like you need to listen to this. “He's a buddy of Dean's, Bobby.” “A buddy?” “A good buddy.” “Benny, whoever you are, I need to get out of here.” “Need, want. Two different things, ain't they? It's all figment right? You, me, left, right. But no matter which way you turn, you end up here. You gotta wonder, why this figment? Why this place?” “What are you saying?” “Nothing you don't already know. This is where you wanna be, your happy place. And you don't really want to leave.” “What happens in Purgatory, stays in Purgatory.” 50% is your chance of dying if you even think of looking at Dean Winchester in a somewhat sexual way. your chance of a decent life is 11% tread to carefully my dude the monsters castiel crowley benny lafitte amara chuck/god the siren max banes "i mean who are you gonna turn to next time instead of me? another angel, another -- another vampire? do you have any idea what it feels like to watch your brother just-" sam.
November 28, 2025 at 4:05 AM
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pie, done. ✅
a cross-section of an apple pie
November 28, 2025 at 12:51 AM
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pretend it says cowboys.

this always applies.
I don’t care if the eagles win I just need patrick mahomes to lose.
November 28, 2025 at 12:42 AM
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I know i’m a hater and i’m not watching the show but what the fuck is this headline. the whole show is the story? what the fuck are they talking about.
TV 6 past Stranger Things episodes that influenced season 5, according to the Duffers Entertainment
November 27, 2025 at 8:52 PM
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my one and only contribution to the thanksgiving meal had entered the oven.
an apple pie unbaked
November 27, 2025 at 8:45 PM
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It’s truly the stupidest thing i’ve ever made. Here a few of my favorite slides. it was various lists I made of naruto characters.
油 火 STRAIGHTEST NARUTO CHARACTERS (THIS IS NOT A BAD THING - THEY JUST GIVE ME STRAIGHT PERSON VIBES. NOT GOOD NOT BAD JUST STRAIGHT.) 10. GENMA - DONT REMEMBER WHO GENMA IS? THAT'S FINE. JUST KNOW HE'S STRAIGHT AND TIRED OF KakasHI & Gal's gay SHIT (IN A FUN NOT HOMoPHOBIC WAY) 9. MINATO - BI WIFE ENERGY. HE'S GOT BI WIFE ENERGY. ALSO WE STAN A STRAIGHT HIMBO MALEWIFE. 8. KARIN - GOD. THE ONLY WOMAN TO MAKE THIS LIST BECAUSE I'VE NEVER SEEN A BITCH MORE OBSESSED WITH SASUKE. LIKE NOT EVEN INO. A STRAIGHT. 7. JIRYAYA - ONE TIME HE TOLD NARUTO HE HAD A SEXY LITTLE BODY BUT I CHOOSE TO PRETEND THAT ISNT REAL. GOD. A STRAIGHT MAN. 6. CHOJI - I LOVE CHOJI. A KIND GENTLE ONE. THE STRAIGHT BOY WE ALL DESERVE. 5. NETI - IVE HEARD THE ARGUMENTS THAT THIS SASSY BITCH IS GAY. AND I SEE YOU AND RESPECT YOU. HOWEVER GIVES ME STRAIGHT BOY VIBEES. 4. SHINO - BUG BOY IS A STRAIGHT BOY. I WILL NOT BE TAKING QUESTIONS. 3. DANZO - Is HE OBSESSED WITH OTHER MEN'S BODY PARTS? YES, HOWEVER, IT IS SO MUCH MORE ABOUT POWER AND LESS ABOUT SEXUAL PREFERENCE. A GARBAGE CAN OF A MAN. 2. OBITO - A MEN'S RIGHTS ACTIVIST. DID YOU SEE HIS RIN WALL? DID YOU SEE THIS SHITTY LITTLE INCEL KISSING HER PICTURE EVERY DAY? GOD. A STRAIGHT BOY. LITERALLY THE ONLY STRAIGHT UCHIHA WE SEE. 1. THE THIRD NEVER LOOKED AT ANOTHER MAN BUT ALSO IMAGINING THIS MAN HAVING SEX IS AWFUL AND I HOPE HIS DICK ROTTED OFF. THIRST-TRAP THREATEN THEM-SPOUSE MANIPULATE MANSPLAIN MALEWIFE GIRLBOSS GASLIGHT GATEKEEP U1 to be best in any rel point of view. Taxpayer person or organi pays taxes or is liab to taxation. a perso for what is though in anyt • • KAKASHI GAI ITACHI INO ROCK LEE TENTEN KURENAI SHINO SAI YAMATO ALL THE UCHIA'S (PRE- MURDER IN THEIR OWN CATEGORY: • GAARA: NEVER PAID TAXES BECAUSE SPENT MOST OF HIS LIFE BEING IGNORED AND SAD AND THEN BECAME CHILD PRESIDENT. SO NOW PEOPLE PAY HIM TAXES • KAKAzu: PAYS TAXES SO HE CAN STEAL TAXES • • SAKURA: A NARC. TOBIRAMA: STARTED THE TAXES. LIL BITCH. tis the cecasion • • COMMIT TAX FRAUD KIBA: HE LEARNED IT FROM HIS MOMMA KAKASHI: ONLY IN BORUTO WHEN HE UN-DRINKS SOME OF THE KONOHA KOOL-AID AND USES VILLAGE MONEY TO TAKE HIS HUSBAND ON SPA TRIPS OROCHIMARU DANZO ISUNADE for evasion • NARUTO: NEVER HEARD OF TAXES SHIKAMARU: IT's JUST A BIG OLD DRAG SASUKE: NO ONE IS SURPRISED BY THIS. JIRAIYA: JUST THE FIRST ON HIS LONG LIST OF CRIMES HONESTLY I JUST FEEL LIKE THE THIRD DIDN'T PAY TAXES. DINNER WITH THE AKATSKI... HOW LONG WILL I PUT UP WITH IT? ZETSU: HERE'S THE THING. HE'S ABSOLUTELY A WEIRDO AND INSANE BUT ULTIMATELY HARMLESS. PLUS I BET HE'S GOT SOME STORIES. KAkuzu: ALSO LEAVING AT SOME POINT DURING THE MAIN COURSE. HONESTLY... HE'S GOT STOME STORIES! ALSO IF HE DIDN'T WANT TO KILL ME IT MIGHT BE AN OKAY TIME. HOWEVER HE WOULD TALK FAR TOO MUCH ABOUT MONEY FOR MY LIKING. DEFINITELY A STOCK MARKET BRO. GROSS. DEIDARA: HE WOULDN'T OFFER TO STAKE ME TO DINNER AND I WOULD NOT ACCEPT. I'M NOT HIS TYPE ALSO JUST... DOESNTI SHUT THE FUCK UP. NAGATO/PAIN: I'LL KISAME: PROBABLY LEAVE SOME SHOWED UP POINT DURING THE MAIN WITH ITACHI COURSE. HE'S JUST SO FOR SOME KONAN: I'M REMOVING THIS REASON. LI WHINY! HE SPENDS MOST LOVELY LADY FROM HER OF THE MEAL TELLING ME HONESTLY DANGEROUS SITUATION AND SOME SOB STORY ABOUT CHOOSE TO GO TAKING HER TO A PLACE THE WAY OF WHERE SHE WILL BE LOVED, HOW HE HAD TO KILL HIS BEST FRIEND WHILE GAI WHEN IT PROTECTED, AND SIMULTANEOUSLY TELLING COMES TO APPRECIATED. DESERVED SO ME ABOUT HIS ALL KISAME. WHO MUCH BETTER. ALSO GOING TO IS THIS MAN? GET HER TO TEACH ME HOW POWERFUL SPECIAL EYES. MY GUY FORGOT HE COULD HAVE I SEEN TO MAKE A PAPER PLANE. IVE DO MAGIC? WILD. HIM BEFORE? NEVER BEEN ABLE TO DO IT. ITACHI: I'M GIVING HIM AS MUCH TIME AS HE NEEDS TO EXPLAIN HIS ABSOLUTELY BATSHIT CHOICE TO JUST CONTINUALLY TRAUMATIZE HIS BROTHER IN THE NAME OF LOVE AND THEN I'M OUT. ТовІ: LOL NO. EAT SHIT. SASORI: I AM NOT STICKING AROUND FOR DESSERT BUT I'D LOVE TO TAKE THIS BEAUTY OUT TON DINNER. HE WOULD SEND WAY TOO MUCH TIME TALKING ABOUT PUPPETS AND ALSO HE'S ANCIENT SO IT'S NOT GOING TO WORK OUT. STILL. A PLEASANT DINNER I THINK. HIDAN: THIS BITCH SAT DOWN AT MY TABLE UNPROMPTED TO TRY AND SHARE WITH ME THE GOOD WORD OF HIS GOD. I TOLD HIM NO THANK YOU AND STUCK MY FORK IN HIS EYE.
November 27, 2025 at 4:03 AM
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everyone look at my really cute sweatshirt.
a woman posing in a blue sweatshirt with a cowboy bear
November 26, 2025 at 4:49 PM
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repurposing wedding things into desk decorations.
two car heads around a red banner that says chicago
November 24, 2025 at 4:44 PM
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My November so far
a movie marquee that’s says nightlight and if I had legs I would kick you and it was just an accident a movie marquee that’s says the horrors. a hot pot a baby in a stroller
November 24, 2025 at 12:34 PM
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I don’t even read romance! ever! here I go.
the cover of heated rivalry
November 22, 2025 at 1:03 AM
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shad a tv series you’ve watched from beginning to end more than once.
a still from the television show timeless with two men and a woman. one man is in a three piece suit and a hat, the other man is jn a plaid shirt and a brown jacket and the woman is wearing a plaid jacket and a beret a group of soilders sit on a tank a man in a blue outfit stands in front of another man in a red and gold outfit a blonde woman in a black shirt a male with brown hair and a red shirt and dark jacked and a black man in a grey shirt look forward Very Seriously
November 21, 2025 at 9:50 PM
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being a hater is a full time job.
to be a hater: "charming"???? are we sure about that. Stephie dude he got a cbs show too
November 21, 2025 at 8:56 PM
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stealing it from @katasstropheee.bsky.social
my brand? what's the first 3 things that come to mind when you think of my account
November 20, 2025 at 9:01 PM
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this will change by I have updated my favorite movies of 2025 list finally and I think I'm pretty happy with my top 20 so far.

What are y'all favorite movies of the year? #filmsky #moviesky
the following movies/movie posters ranked 1-20 1. the monkey 2. sinners 3. it was just an accident 4. weapons 5. one battle after another 6. frankenstein 7. 28 years later 8. predator badlands 9. the long walk 10. the life of chuck 11. keeper 12. the running man 13. the ugly stepsister 14. fantastic 4 15. now you see me now you don't 16. superman 17. companion 18. mickey 17 19. sorry, baby 20. chainsaw man: reze arc
November 20, 2025 at 2:40 PM