Can we send him out on loan and recall Nwaneri
January 28, 2026 at 9:33 PM
Can we send him out on loan and recall Nwaneri
This feels better than my analysis, which is that they were playing like twats.
January 28, 2026 at 4:05 PM
This feels better than my analysis, which is that they were playing like twats.
The kindergarten industrial complex
January 27, 2026 at 2:07 PM
The kindergarten industrial complex
Good karma for a good egg.
January 26, 2026 at 8:24 PM
Good karma for a good egg.
Should be Bill Anderson then, no?
January 26, 2026 at 4:23 PM
Should be Bill Anderson then, no?
And he was better than Jesus. Havertz miracle needed.
January 25, 2026 at 6:28 PM
And he was better than Jesus. Havertz miracle needed.
Coughing the ball up under little pressure all over the pitch. I hate to say it, but it's bottley.
January 25, 2026 at 5:27 PM
Coughing the ball up under little pressure all over the pitch. I hate to say it, but it's bottley.
Odegarrd floating slow ballooned crosses to the back stick will unlock anyone
January 18, 2026 at 7:33 PM
Odegarrd floating slow ballooned crosses to the back stick will unlock anyone
You're writing is shocking . Thought it said Dahmer.
January 17, 2026 at 8:07 AM
You're writing is shocking . Thought it said Dahmer.
Lawyers should have to come under PSR
January 16, 2026 at 8:44 PM
Lawyers should have to come under PSR
You can only be offside if not bankrolled by a journalist murdering entity.
January 15, 2026 at 3:33 PM
You can only be offside if not bankrolled by a journalist murdering entity.
What an idiot. You don't protect your players by saying you're protecting them. Oh dear. Gone by the end of the season.
January 14, 2026 at 10:43 PM
What an idiot. You don't protect your players by saying you're protecting them. Oh dear. Gone by the end of the season.
Permission to shit myself re injuries?
January 14, 2026 at 6:57 PM
Permission to shit myself re injuries?
Dude doesn't even have a dog
January 13, 2026 at 8:23 PM
Dude doesn't even have a dog
Frozen toilet roll job
January 13, 2026 at 11:40 AM
Frozen toilet roll job
I once had 7 poos (seven) the day after a Ruby. Can anyone beat that?
January 13, 2026 at 11:29 AM
I once had 7 poos (seven) the day after a Ruby. Can anyone beat that?
Screw them for £115 million Palace.
January 12, 2026 at 1:17 PM
Screw them for £115 million Palace.
I'm going for a quick Tom Frank
January 10, 2026 at 6:53 PM
I'm going for a quick Tom Frank