BlackcapGunnerMagpie
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Māhia raised. Blackcaps and Central Districts cricket. Arsenal. All Blacks. Kiwis. NZ Warriors. Minnesota Vikings. San Francisco Giants. Golden State Warriors. All wrestling. Golf. Primarily sport banter and stats.
December 20, 2025 at 2:55 AM
Being a part of century opening partnerships for Blackcaps in men's tests:
2: Jarvis, Raval, Vincent, Bell, Sutcliffe, B Murray, R Latham, Blundell, Hartland
3: M Horne, B McCullum
4: Turner, W Young, Dowling, Greatbatch
5: Conway, T Franklin, Guptill
6: Richardson
8: Wright
14: T Latham
#nzcricket
2: Jarvis, Raval, Vincent, Bell, Sutcliffe, B Murray, R Latham, Blundell, Hartland
3: M Horne, B McCullum
4: Turner, W Young, Dowling, Greatbatch
5: Conway, T Franklin, Guptill
6: Richardson
8: Wright
14: T Latham
#nzcricket
December 18, 2025 at 10:10 PM
Being a part of century opening partnerships for Blackcaps in men's tests:
2: Jarvis, Raval, Vincent, Bell, Sutcliffe, B Murray, R Latham, Blundell, Hartland
3: M Horne, B McCullum
4: Turner, W Young, Dowling, Greatbatch
5: Conway, T Franklin, Guptill
6: Richardson
8: Wright
14: T Latham
#nzcricket
2: Jarvis, Raval, Vincent, Bell, Sutcliffe, B Murray, R Latham, Blundell, Hartland
3: M Horne, B McCullum
4: Turner, W Young, Dowling, Greatbatch
5: Conway, T Franklin, Guptill
6: Richardson
8: Wright
14: T Latham
#nzcricket
December 18, 2025 at 9:39 AM
An admittedly rudimentary depiction of me after that day of cricket. Blackcaps with a 300 opening partnership? Bonkers.
#nzcricket
#nzcricket
December 18, 2025 at 6:07 AM
An admittedly rudimentary depiction of me after that day of cricket. Blackcaps with a 300 opening partnership? Bonkers.
#nzcricket
#nzcricket
Jacob Duffy's 2nd wicket of his 5 wicket haul was his 100th international wicket for the Blackcaps across formats. He's played 60 matches for New Zealand across 3 formats, with a joint average of 19.53 and an average of 21.95. #nzcricket
December 13, 2025 at 7:09 AM
Jacob Duffy's 2nd wicket of his 5 wicket haul was his 100th international wicket for the Blackcaps across formats. He's played 60 matches for New Zealand across 3 formats, with a joint average of 19.53 and an average of 21.95. #nzcricket
Who's the most journeyman fast bowlers we have going in Plunket Shield at the moment? Chuck him in the 3rd test squad. Make a dream come true. A real Warren Wisneski / McSkimming / Arnel type.
While we are at it, chuck in a Parlane. #nzcricket
While we are at it, chuck in a Parlane. #nzcricket
December 12, 2025 at 7:28 PM
Who's the most journeyman fast bowlers we have going in Plunket Shield at the moment? Chuck him in the 3rd test squad. Make a dream come true. A real Warren Wisneski / McSkimming / Arnel type.
While we are at it, chuck in a Parlane. #nzcricket
While we are at it, chuck in a Parlane. #nzcricket
Pre series, Matt Henry was looking a shoo in for another Sir Richard Hadlee Medal.
Jacob Duffy is now making a dark horse candidate run for it. #nzcricket
Jacob Duffy is now making a dark horse candidate run for it. #nzcricket
December 12, 2025 at 3:30 AM
Pre series, Matt Henry was looking a shoo in for another Sir Richard Hadlee Medal.
Jacob Duffy is now making a dark horse candidate run for it. #nzcricket
Jacob Duffy is now making a dark horse candidate run for it. #nzcricket
Third test bowling line up:
Jacob Duffy
Chloe from Wainuiomata
Thingee
Neil Wagner has enough and leaves the comm box and dons the whites
Ben Lummis
#NZvWI #nzcricket 🇳🇿🏏
Jacob Duffy
Chloe from Wainuiomata
Thingee
Neil Wagner has enough and leaves the comm box and dons the whites
Ben Lummis
#NZvWI #nzcricket 🇳🇿🏏
December 10, 2025 at 8:45 AM
Third test bowling line up:
Jacob Duffy
Chloe from Wainuiomata
Thingee
Neil Wagner has enough and leaves the comm box and dons the whites
Ben Lummis
#NZvWI #nzcricket 🇳🇿🏏
Jacob Duffy
Chloe from Wainuiomata
Thingee
Neil Wagner has enough and leaves the comm box and dons the whites
Ben Lummis
#NZvWI #nzcricket 🇳🇿🏏
Oh, poor Blair Tickner. Worked his arse off to get back in the set up. The vacancy sign for fast bowlers is back in the shop window. 🇳🇿🏏
December 10, 2025 at 4:56 AM
Oh, poor Blair Tickner. Worked his arse off to get back in the set up. The vacancy sign for fast bowlers is back in the shop window. 🇳🇿🏏
Legitimately feel West Indies can win this. These 2 stick together, with a crippled bowling lineup and they could do it at a canter.
#nzcricket
#nzcricket
December 5, 2025 at 10:27 PM
Legitimately feel West Indies can win this. These 2 stick together, with a crippled bowling lineup and they could do it at a canter.
#nzcricket
#nzcricket
OK. World Cup draw done. New Zealand got Belgium, Egypt and Iran. Plenty to talk about but ...
The FIFA Peace Prize.
Lol. All of the lol.
The FIFA Peace Prize.
Lol. All of the lol.
December 5, 2025 at 7:09 PM
OK. World Cup draw done. New Zealand got Belgium, Egypt and Iran. Plenty to talk about but ...
The FIFA Peace Prize.
Lol. All of the lol.
The FIFA Peace Prize.
Lol. All of the lol.
Stat watch: Tom Latham becomes the 5th Blackcap to 6,000 test runs, after Williamson, R Taylor, Fleming and B McCullum.
Will Young now has more test runs than Dipak Patel, moving him to 2nd on the list of most test runs for NZ without a century (Southee comfortably in 1st).
#blackcaps
#nzcricket
Will Young now has more test runs than Dipak Patel, moving him to 2nd on the list of most test runs for NZ without a century (Southee comfortably in 1st).
#blackcaps
#nzcricket
December 4, 2025 at 6:39 AM
Stat watch: Tom Latham becomes the 5th Blackcap to 6,000 test runs, after Williamson, R Taylor, Fleming and B McCullum.
Will Young now has more test runs than Dipak Patel, moving him to 2nd on the list of most test runs for NZ without a century (Southee comfortably in 1st).
#blackcaps
#nzcricket
Will Young now has more test runs than Dipak Patel, moving him to 2nd on the list of most test runs for NZ without a century (Southee comfortably in 1st).
#blackcaps
#nzcricket
Credit where it's due. Latham kept most of the day and could have had Will Young open, but took it on himself. Respect.
Also very happy for Duffman - a five for in his first home test.
#nzcricket #blackcaps
Also very happy for Duffman - a five for in his first home test.
#nzcricket #blackcaps
December 3, 2025 at 6:54 AM
Credit where it's due. Latham kept most of the day and could have had Will Young open, but took it on himself. Respect.
Also very happy for Duffman - a five for in his first home test.
#nzcricket #blackcaps
Also very happy for Duffman - a five for in his first home test.
#nzcricket #blackcaps
"No Mitchell"
Oh that sucks.
"Young at 5"
Oooh, he's been having a rough time of it...
"No Santner"
What... why?
"We lost the toss ..."
#nzcricket #blackcaps
Oh that sucks.
"Young at 5"
Oooh, he's been having a rough time of it...
"No Santner"
What... why?
"We lost the toss ..."
#nzcricket #blackcaps
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December 2, 2025 at 2:58 AM
"No Mitchell"
Oh that sucks.
"Young at 5"
Oooh, he's been having a rough time of it...
"No Santner"
What... why?
"We lost the toss ..."
#nzcricket #blackcaps
Oh that sucks.
"Young at 5"
Oooh, he's been having a rough time of it...
"No Santner"
What... why?
"We lost the toss ..."
#nzcricket #blackcaps
Anyone looking at me after I've seen the Vikings v Seahawks result:
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December 1, 2025 at 12:27 AM
Anyone looking at me after I've seen the Vikings v Seahawks result:
If that Arsenal game taught me anything, it's that having 3 games in a week makes you very tired.
Rotation will need to step up a bit over the next few weeks.
Rotation will need to step up a bit over the next few weeks.
November 30, 2025 at 6:38 PM
If that Arsenal game taught me anything, it's that having 3 games in a week makes you very tired.
Rotation will need to step up a bit over the next few weeks.
Rotation will need to step up a bit over the next few weeks.
One of the more productive things to come from being a father is given sleeping in is now a thing of the past, I get to enjoy beautiful mornings with less people around. Because the lucky bastards are still in bed.
November 28, 2025 at 8:52 PM
One of the more productive things to come from being a father is given sleeping in is now a thing of the past, I get to enjoy beautiful mornings with less people around. Because the lucky bastards are still in bed.
Arsenal's depth is so impressive this season. And they are going to need it because I'm optimistic they are going to go far in comps this year.
November 27, 2025 at 12:46 AM
Arsenal's depth is so impressive this season. And they are going to need it because I'm optimistic they are going to go far in comps this year.
We cut now to David Moyes.
#MANEVE
#MANEVE
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November 24, 2025 at 8:57 PM
We cut now to David Moyes.
#MANEVE
#MANEVE
Stat watch: Matt Henry draws level with Trent Boult for most times with 4 or more wickets in an ODI innings for #Blackcaps
Boult: 10 4w, 6 5w
Henry: 13 4w, 3 5w
#nzcricket
Boult: 10 4w, 6 5w
Henry: 13 4w, 3 5w
#nzcricket
November 22, 2025 at 11:56 PM
Stat watch: Matt Henry draws level with Trent Boult for most times with 4 or more wickets in an ODI innings for #Blackcaps
Boult: 10 4w, 6 5w
Henry: 13 4w, 3 5w
#nzcricket
Boult: 10 4w, 6 5w
Henry: 13 4w, 3 5w
#nzcricket
BREAKING: England still plan to use Hawkeye for day 3 of the #Ashes.
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November 22, 2025 at 9:51 AM
BREAKING: England still plan to use Hawkeye for day 3 of the #Ashes.
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As someone who is aging like an avocado in a microwave, I am a passionate advocate for Matt Henry's transition from Mr Darcy to Michael Cera.
#blackcaps #nzcricket
#blackcaps #nzcricket
November 22, 2025 at 1:27 AM
As someone who is aging like an avocado in a microwave, I am a passionate advocate for Matt Henry's transition from Mr Darcy to Michael Cera.
#blackcaps #nzcricket
#blackcaps #nzcricket
I can confirm there is not a cloud in the Hawke's Bay sky this morning and yesterday's weather was entirely #blackcaps related.
#nzcricket
#nzcricket
November 19, 2025 at 8:10 PM
I can confirm there is not a cloud in the Hawke's Bay sky this morning and yesterday's weather was entirely #blackcaps related.
#nzcricket
#nzcricket