The Mailman
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Born forty years too late, or forty years too early.
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Are the Packers as good as the Bears are bad?
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Beer south of the Mason-Dixon is all bullshit.
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Is it too late to start Dayne Crist Doesn't Have It takes
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The Minnesota Vikings absolutely deserved Kirk Cousins.
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Yelling obscenities at Dayne Crist like I wasn't in these stands doing the exact same thing 15 years ago.
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Watching 2010 Notre Dame/Michigan State like
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Eat the whole bag of chips before dinner like nobody's watching
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If I were a grown man named Stillwell I’d have no reason to live. This, from a grown man named DJ.
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Pls don’t trade Roman in two years 🙏
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My friend, I am a Tigers fan who still remembers Game 2 of the 2013 ALCS; this type of question plagues me every day.
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Both can get you to the Finals. Major questions about their ceilings. Betty should be demanding a trade; Dugan should’ve never kept Ellen Sue in there for the 9th.
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If you’re trying to win a championship, do you trust Betty Spaghetti or Jimmy Butler with the last possession of your season?
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Kit is Kyrie.

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Dottie Hinson is the James Harden of the AAGPBL.
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Emotional support nachos.
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Imagine the 2025 Vikings are a toxic British rock band whose brilliance is overshadowed only by their vitriol. Which two teammates’ relationship will rocket these Vikings into the stratosphere of possibility, only to see the negative effects of that relationship ruin the team for the next 16 years?
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Get ready to learn Shimmy, bud
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Can confirm Pistons have agreed to a sign-and-trade to acquire Duncan Robinson in exchange for Simone Fontecchio. 3 year, $48 mil deal for Robinson. Big move to address their need for spacing.
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Who knew, this whole time “owning the libs” actually meant libertarians?
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CNN @cnn.com · Jun 3
JUST IN: Elon Musk blasted President Trump's domestic agenda bill, calling it a "disgusting abomination." The White House shrugged off the criticism. cnn.it/43ZnY5F
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Whoever requested this is a genius! I bet he rides trains a lot.
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Either Union Station #Chicago has the best-dressed drug dealers in the country, or I just got offered mescaline by a very lazy police chief.
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I genuinely hope Kyle Kinane’s dad built this with his bare hands.
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The U.S. has now accepted a luxury jet as a gift from Qatar, which the Air Force has been asked to upgrade so it can be used as a new Air Force One for President Trump, a Defense Department spokesman confirmed Wednesday.
U.S. Formally Accepts Luxury Jet From Qatar for Trump
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I gotta be honest, I don’t give a shit and a half about #Superman
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If they buy Arm & Hammer and Head & Shoulders next, they’re so close to becoming a real boy!
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CNN @cnn.com · May 15
Dick's Sporting Goods is buying rival Foot Locker in a $2.4 billion deal cnn.it/43hLI3g