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🌴🌃Mail Order Superhero 🌆🌴

@mailordersuperhero.bsky.social

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+18 only🔞 NSFW ✨ Over 30 Adult Artist & pansexual pan pizza party experience. I love fiddling with OCs & modern-fantasy stuff. Expect to see BIG NATTIES on older MEN, and FULL DONG. hella ass. ✨Support me at patreon.com/c/mailordersuperhero✨

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🌴🌃Mail Order Superhero 🌆🌴 @mailordersuperhero.bsky.social · 3d

😌🤝💖

🌴🌃Mail Order Superhero 🌆🌴 @mailordersuperhero.bsky.social · 3d

He can always use an additional seat~! No promises of survival tho'. 💖

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🌴🌃Mail Order Superhero 🌆🌴 @mailordersuperhero.bsky.social · 3d

Easy linkage: 💖 www.patreon.com/c/mailorders...

creating Art & Illustrations

www.patreon.com

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🌴🌃Mail Order Superhero 🌆🌴 @mailordersuperhero.bsky.social · 3d

Obligatory preview of the goods I got for supporters! It was an elf/orc Summer (eventually to become an elf/orc Autumn, apparently)! 🥳

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🌴🌃Mail Order Superhero 🌆🌴 @mailordersuperhero.bsky.social · 4d

THANKYOUUU! 💖

🌴🌃Mail Order Superhero 🌆🌴 @mailordersuperhero.bsky.social · 4d

-|| Demons Making Deals ; Paying Tribute
Or at least, how Paulie will do some of them! Want part of his power? Want to raise in those demonic ranks? Well, he's got one way to give it. ❤️‍🔥

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🌴🌃Mail Order Superhero 🌆🌴 @mailordersuperhero.bsky.social · 5d

NOW THAT'S SOME QUALITY THINKIN'! 👍👌❤️‍🔥

🌴🌃Mail Order Superhero 🌆🌴 @mailordersuperhero.bsky.social · 6d

-|| Oh man, you know what I needed today? MORE GIANT ASS. Just all of it. End me with the vastness, lordship.

Big beefy elf with an absolute dumptruck of fat cheeks, just COVERING a lil anon dude in that valley of ass like they're a human jockstrap.

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🌴🌃Mail Order Superhero 🌆🌴 @mailordersuperhero.bsky.social · 18d

It's for the AESTHETIC, it's for the VIBES! For /emphasis~!/ 💖

🌴🌃Mail Order Superhero 🌆🌴 @mailordersuperhero.bsky.social · 18d

I RESPECT THE APPETITE. 💖

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🌴🌃Mail Order Superhero 🌆🌴 @mailordersuperhero.bsky.social · 18d

Oh to suffer from success with such abundance~! Guess he's gonna have to start from the top again (and so dO THEY). 💖

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Ptero @pteroscreams.bsky.social · 20d

attempting to get back into the art rhythm

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🌴🌃Mail Order Superhero 🌆🌴 @mailordersuperhero.bsky.social · 18d

Becoming an absolute rapscallion to get man smooshed are noble goblin goals. 💯

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🌴🌃Mail Order Superhero 🌆🌴 @mailordersuperhero.bsky.social · 18d

There to SHARE! 😌💖

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🌴🌃Mail Order Superhero 🌆🌴 @mailordersuperhero.bsky.social · 18d

-|| Hot out, stay inside, take a load off, put a load in, do whatever; 😌

Elf man with humungo fat ass, absolute turbo cheeks, absolutely burying a little anon man in them like he was meant to end there. All while he plays Valorant or some shit.

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🌴🌃Mail Order Superhero 🌆🌴 @mailordersuperhero.bsky.social · 28d

Sturdy enough to be the bridge for their future Eiffel tower. 🤝

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🌴🌃Mail Order Superhero 🌆🌴 @mailordersuperhero.bsky.social · 28d

THANKYOU!!! Always means a lot to me! ; ; 💖

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🌴🌃Mail Order Superhero 🌆🌴 @mailordersuperhero.bsky.social · 28d

Ceran 7ft, Paulie probably 6'5", hunker down!😌

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🌴🌃Mail Order Superhero 🌆🌴 @mailordersuperhero.bsky.social · Sep 8

NOT SO BREAKING NEWS: Big Men Bully Local Punk
Be smaller person > Become sandwiched between massive man mounds > ??? > PROFIT

Paulie and Ceran keep everyone in line, or at the very least, happy to throw their weight around when some silly stud be running they mouth.❤️‍🔥

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🌴🌃Mail Order Superhero 🌆🌴 @mailordersuperhero.bsky.social · Aug 29

ABSOLUTE PROFESSOR OF CHEEKS OVER HERE! Dr. Cookie knows all the ass dynamics, got that down to a SCIENCE!
AndThankYouasAlways ❤️‍🔥

🌴🌃Mail Order Superhero 🌆🌴 @mailordersuperhero.bsky.social · Aug 29

HONORED 💖

🌴🌃Mail Order Superhero 🌆🌴 @mailordersuperhero.bsky.social · Aug 28

-|| TAX EXEMPTION
I don't know what that means in this context but needed sock garters on office elfdad. And more ass to meet quota.

Midage man elf with huge tits and ass out, tied up and showing hole on a work day. Also got some nylon socks on them feets.

Same image but glazed and cream filled like a hot and ready cinnabun.

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Ahjay ✨️ (Commissions OPEN!) @nandarazzi.bsky.social · Aug 26

✨️Commissions are OPEN!✨️

DM me for more info! 💌

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🌴🌃Mail Order Superhero 🌆🌴 @mailordersuperhero.bsky.social · Aug 21

Being socially responsible and moving my personal posts to @elfvisnotdead.bsky.social ! Though I admit it will be SFW orientated and quite mundane, mostly me spiraling into the void, but as an artist, /that is nothing new/.

That said, I will try to be more social there. ♥️

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🌴🌃Mail Order Superhero 🌆🌴 @mailordersuperhero.bsky.social · Aug 20

-| At the Office ;
"Boss makes a dollar I make a dime, that's why I nut on company time."
Love Ceran in business wear, although he would count it as cosplay. You know his ass ain't finishing those reports by five.

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